Miboshi Poem

this is a tale of a great man
known "bad" by you and me
but still, i am quite a great fan
of this man: miboshi.

he is a seiryuu seishi
(the meanest of the bunch)
he is so mean that you would flee
if he asked you to lunch.

but miboshi (this poor, poor man)
was not always like this
he used to have so many fans
who'd die to have his kiss.

for miboshi, little devil
was once dev'lishly cute
so handsome that girls would revel
and yell and holl'r and hoot!

miboshi used to have lush hair
and deep sexy brown eyes
he was so sexy that he'd ware
short-shorts above his theighs.

he was the hottest man in town
(or at least on the street)
his sweet face never showed a frown
to anyone he'd meet.

if he wanted any woman
in town, she could be his
so popular was this fine man
that other men got pissed.

these other men were: nakago,
hotohori, kouji,
chichiri and that nuriko
and don't forget, tasuki.

they said "miboshi, how dare you!
be prettier than we???!!
we need some pretty fangirls too!!
as anyone can see"

so chichiri (ah, dreamy monk)
whipped out his handy stick [hey! don't think nasty thoughts!!! hentaiiiiiiiiii!!!!]
and with magic words and a "clunk!"
he did this magic trick.

he took away miboshi's hair
and his gorgeous brown eyes
and he removed with one swift tear
miboshi's cute theigh-highes.

he took some lovely green hair dye
and splashed it all around
he was so liberal (oh my!)
that lots splashed on the ground.

and next, he fed him shrinking pills
to make him short and fat
and then, with the rest of his will
he prayed into his hat.

the finishing toutches were made
so now, he's quite ugly.
the bishounen drank lemonade
after this victory.

miboshi was very upset
his eyes glowed with dark rage
he said "i'll get you seishi yet!
"espescially the mage..."

and when the gals saw miboshi
was no longer so fine
they focked in hoards (like a big sea)
to the remaining guys.

but miboshi said "ha, ha, ha
you think fangirls are nice??
i'll have you screaming for your ma'
once you see what they're like"

and soon enough, hotohori
was drowned deep in fangirls
swooning quite uncontrolably
like lots of chatty squirls.

and not only did chichiri
have girls rip off his mask
they also ripped his shirt and pants
off (what a lovely task!! >: )=

but poor tasuki, (that gorgeous man)
had so many crazed chicks
piling on him as crazed chicks can
and felt like 50 bricks.

but that's okay, for sarah saw
tasuki's outlook was dim
so she swiftly killed all those broads
and she madly kissed him

tasuki said "aw! what the hell are
you doing??? stupid chick??
i'd better go out to a bar
before you make me sick!!"

she cried "but i love you, tasuki!!"
desperately as she could
"won't you just give yourself to me?
(i think you really should.)"

tasuki looked at the pretty thing
her body looked quite well
and so his face softened, and he
said "okay, what the hell!!"

and so this has a happy end
(at least it does for me)
but you may ask me, my dear friends
"what about miboshi??"

oh yeah, that's right! the poem was
about that miboshi!
oh well, i changed the theme because
i needed my tasuki! >: p