Nakago...?

Nakago Poem

quite long ago inside a book
called the "shi jin ten chi sho"
there lived a man who loved to cook
his name was nakago.

if one were to glance at this man
for a short length of time
one would not think that this guy can
be in this silly ryhme.

for he was a dark scary dude
with with dark armor and eyes
and if any person were rude
to him, they would be fried.

but anyway, this man, nakago
was the greatest cook.
he was the cutest cook i know
that lived inside a book.

his recepies were so unique
because they were filled with
tamahome and other geeks
who aren't really worth shit.

he'd throw in miaka's eyeballs
to a hot simmering stew
and feed it to his harem galls
(and god! they never knew!)

inside a lovely club sandwitch
he would put in with care
a certain stupid lame-ass bitch,
miaka's silly hair!

and in the highlight of the meal,
(a nice ceaser salad)
he would chop up bits (with great zeal)
of tamahome's head.

and when the time came to serve his
masterpice at a bash
the people thought he's such a whiz
that they gave him some cash.

nakago was so happy that
his cheeks were rosy-red.
he went out with his wad of cash
and he purchased a sled.

but then, the poor man, nakago
was riding in his sled.
and darn it all! --wouldn't ya know?--
nakago broke his head.

the doctors tried to save the man
but sadly, it's too late.
they were about to leave, but stan
came in, and he said "wait!!!"

the doctors were non-plused, they were
wondering who stan was
he was a man covered in fur
that had been badly fuzzed.

he said "the only way to save
this poor man who is dead
is to march up to his new grave
and throw in moldy bread."

the doctors thought to themselves: "who
the hell is this dumb dude??"
but then, seeing his face turn blue
they had not much to lose.

but before, they could go to na-
kago's grave, they were met
by tasuki and chichiri playing
with some castanets.

and soon after, chiriko waltzed
by talking to a fish
that he was drenching in some salt
so he could make a wish.

nuriko sang on "la, la, la"
as he cut off his head.
and hotohori took a bra
and wore it on his head.

and mitsukake found the dishes
that nakago had made
and gobbled them up so vischous-
ly that he's in first aid.

the boshi-twins came riding by
on a pink elephant
(suboshi hadn't zipped his fly
exposing his great front >: )=

tomo and soi were playing cards,
ashitare danced ballet
miboshi was eating swiss charred,
and tokaki was gay.

and before this craziness could
get longer than it is
sarah gave up, thinking she should
go and play some tetris.

the end.

This is the crazy work of the Tetris no Miko. i_love_tasuki@juno.com

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