SCENE I

Two young teenagers walk along a deserted cow path in the country, they appear tired and irritable as they walk together arguing loudly. Keeley, tall and thin with short brown hair, is dressed in a pair of faded blue jeans and a sweater in spite of the warm weather. Rachael, also tall, but more muscular is dressed in a pair of black shorts and a purple button up short sleeved shirt and a pair of sunglasses. Both carry shopping bags and Keeley carries a large purse.

Keeley: We're lost

Rachael: We are not lost, we're just momentarily misplaced.

Keeley: Uh, huh. We're lost and you know it.

Rachael: We Are Not Lost!

Keeley: Alright then, were are we?

Rachael: Uhh…

Keeley: See, we are lost, we're lost and it's all your fault!

Rachael: My fault?!

Keeley: Yeah, yours!

Rachael: It is not my fault, I never get lost unless you're with me, it's your being with me that caused this… so it's your fault!

Keeley: Sure, whatever…(Keeley covers her mouth and coughs in her hand)Bullshit! Bullshit!

(Rachael smacks Keeley upside the head and heads off down the cow path the two of them have been walking down for the past several hours)

Keeley: Ouch… Hey! Wait up! (Keeley runs after her, still rubbing her shoulder)