Tamahome

(sung to the tune of "Poison Ivy")

Looks nice to his toes
But everybody knows
He can whup our butts
You can look but you better not touch
Tamahome…Tamahome

Late at night when you're sleepin, Tamahome comes a creepin around…

His looks are just so tasty
He's gotta watch out for the ladies
He just sucked Miaka in
Yui wants to get under his skin
Tamahome…Tamahome….

Late at night when you're sleepin, Tamahome comes a creepin around…

Hotohori may be swordy
Chiriko may be wordy
Tasuki may burn you with his fan
Nuriko, he can throw ya
And Chichiri may say no da
But Tamahome kills things with his hands.

He got another fight
Mitsukake heals him right
His opponent's on the ground
Cause man if you start to mess around
With Tamahome…Tamahome…

Late at night when you're sleepin, Tamahome comes a creepin around…

Tomo may be creepy
Nakago may be sneaky
And trick Tama right into his hands
Soi may be so sexy
And Miboshi scary
But Tamahome beats them with bare hands!

You're gonna need a tree
Of good ol' okane
If Tama hears me saying that [Tama that is]
He'll bitch that he isn't a cat
Tamahome…Tamahome…

Late at night when you're sleepin, Miaka comes a peepin and beats Tama down…

Late at night when you're sleepin, Miaka comes a peepin and beats Tama down…

Tama Tama Tama…oh…
Tama Tama Tama…oh…
Tama Tama Tama…oh…
Tama Tama Tama…oh…

Tamahome: STOP IT! I AM NOT A CAT!!!!!