(cue theme song)
Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He will never forget lunch again
He will beg for forgiveness in the end
And need psychotherapy on the other hand
He will be laughed at by...

...Saitou Hajime (ahou)
...Seta Ginny-san (YOU JERK!)
...Tenshou Joketsu-san (you sure screwed the pooch THIS time...ha ha ha!)
...and the Kagetai (Wa ha ha ha ha!!!)

Dressing in vinyl
All so new to him
He is called Sailor Tenrou

Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He is called...Sailor Tenrou! (high pitched, girly scream in the distance)
(end theme song)

It was a beautiful, sunny day in Japan. The birds were singing, the children laughing and playing in the streets, and one man in particular was sitting down to enjoy a nice cup of warm sake in the afternoon glow. Of course, this being anime, things can never be that peaceful. Suddenly, the sun was blocked out.

"Tenrou..."

"Yes?" The man looked up from his cup of sake, blinking slowly. Above him, towering like an angel of vengeance, blocking out the warm afternoon sun, stood Seta Ginny. Tenrou squinted, the sun's halo glowing around Ginny making his eyes hurt.

"Did you forget something today...?" Her tone of voice was dangerously soft and sweet.

Tenrou, being a man, and therefore clueless, didn't get the hint. "No, I don't think I did."

"Think again." Ginny crossed her arms.

"No, still not coming up with anything."Tenrou rubbed his head.

"You were supposed to meet me for lunch! I waited for hours, and you didn't show up!"Her glare was enough to make paint curl.

"I did? I don't remember arranging lunch with you." He rubbed his eye. "Ummm...sorry?"

"Sorry doesn't cut it. You're on my shit list now." Ginny smiled, as usual, and stalked off.

"Well well well...guess who's in deep pucky today." Came a mocking, feminine voice. Tenrou looked up just in time to see Joketsu hop off of the roof, her red kimono bright in the sun. "My, that has got to be the biggest example of male insensitivity that I've seen in a while. And you managed to really upset Ginny, too...which we all know is not a good idea. When Ginny's upset, we're ALL upset." She laughed. "It's gonna take quite a bit to dig yourself out of THIS one, Tenrou."

"But..."

"No buts." Joketsu smiled, and leaned casually against one of the roof supports. "As much as I hate to delight in the suffering of another, I find this highly amusing. Saitou-sama wants to see you."

(end of episode, recap of theme song)