(cue theme song)
Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He will never forget lunch again
He will beg for forgiveness in the end
And need psychotherapy on the other hand
He will be laughed at by...

...Saitou Hajime (ahou)
...Seta Ginny-san (YOU JERK!)
...Tenshou Joketsu-san (you sure screwed the pooch THIS time...ha ha ha!)
...and the Kagetai (Wa ha ha ha ha!!!)

Dressing in vinyl
All so new to him
He is called Sailor Tenrou

Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He is called...Sailor Tenrou! (high pitched, girly scream in the distance)
(end theme song)

"I....CAN'T....BELIEVE HIM!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" A rip of metal, a spatter of blood. Saitou snapped his fingers and several men draged the corpse away.

"Oi, Ginny..you've killed every last prison I could dig out of jail to be exexuted. That was the last one, sorry."

Ginny stood in the center of the dojo, her smile insanely large and bright. With her messy, wild hair and grinding teeth, she reminded Saitou of Tokio when she first wakes up in the morning. Not a force to be reconded with, not in the least.

"Heh..eh heh heh heh...Can I kill Tenrou? Pretty please, Saitou-san? He can't be THAT important, can he?"

"Mou, Gin-rou," said Saitou, calling her by her nickname. She certainly fit the description now. "There are some things worse then death....much much worse. I promise you, once my...associates are through with him, he'll never forget any appointment you make with him again." And, much to the delight of every Saitou-fangirl within a 1 kilometer radius, Saitou bursted into that scary, yet sexy, manical laughter we all know and love.

Joketsu then steped into the room, a small smirk fixed on her face.

"Dead man walking." she said with a chuckle, as she steped aside to let Tenrou pass. Tenrou could only gulp.

"Eh...Konbanwa, Saitou-san..."

"Oi...Tenrou.." Saitou folded his arms. "Ginny here seems to have a little problem with you."

"I..couldn't imagine why." He glanced over to Ginny, who was being restrained by Jo from pouncing on him. "She's usually so cheerful." Tenrou added quietly.

"Well, Ginny is one of my most skilled fighters, and, as you know, when she gets upset...bad things happen." Saitou said with a smirk. "So, in order to appease the beast with in her, I'm afraid I'm going to have to hand you over to my...correction office." Tenrou felt a lump form in his throat.

"C-correction office? What, pray tell, is that?" If he had never heard of it, it had to be something serious.

With another snap of his fingers, a black cat with a cresant moon on its head hoped on Tenrou's shoulder. Being more canine inclined, this naturally made him uneasy.

"Baka neko...get off."

"If I get off your shoulder, you'll run away." said the cat. Tenrou proceeded to do what any normal, heterosexual samurai-boy who just pissed off his girl and now had a talking cat on his shoulder would do. He screamed.

Saitou, Ginny, and Jo could only snicker in triumph. The fun was about to begin...