(cue theme song)
Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He will never forget lunch again
He will beg for forgiveness in the end
And need psychotherapy on the other hand
He will be laughed at by...

...Saitou Hajime (ahou)
...Seta Ginny-san (YOU JERK!)
...Tenshou Joketsu-san (you sure screwed the pooch THIS time...ha ha ha!)
...and the Kagetai (Wa ha ha ha ha!!!)

Dressing in vinyl
All so new to him
He is called Sailor Tenrou

Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He is called...Sailor Tenrou! (high pitched, girly scream in the distance)
(end theme song)

"Sailor Senshi...Tenrou? I think I can do the "Senshi" part, but I've never been good with with boats and sailing..."

"Oh no no no!" said one girl with long black hair cascading to her waist, a look of fire in her eyes. "You just have to *dress* like a sailor, not *be* a sailor."

"Oh...that can't be too bad, now can it?" Tenrou said out loud, a smile forming on his lips. This had to be Saitou's idea of a joke, so much for 'punishment'-

"A female Sailor, similar to what we're wearing now." the same girl added. Tenrou eyed the skirts,the busts,and the heels. His jaw dropped to the floor.

"N-n-no...no, no, no, no and NO!!" Tenrou stuttered. "In fact, not just no, but HELL NO!"

"Saitou-san's orders, Tenrou, Saitou-san's orders." the cat reminded him.

"I...." He fell silent. Nobody disobeyed Saitou's order. Nobody. "Atleast..well...atleast he's not taking my manlyhood away..."

"Not permanently, anyway." said Ami. "You'll revert back periodically when our missions are complete."

"Oh, that's good to kno-PERIODICALLY?! REVERT?!" Tenrou could have recieved the award for the biggest "WTF?" in animedom right now.

"Weeelll.." said Usagi, shaking her head so that her werid pony tails atop her buns fell behind her "You take one our wand thingys, wave it in the air, and you float around naked for awhile while this sparkily glitter stuff changes you body-"

"I think I've heard enough..." Tenrou managed to squeak out, his throat tight. "I-is there anyway I can talk to Ginny? For just minute, pleeeease?!"

"Actually..." started the cat. "There is." She proceed to jump in the air and do a back flip. This, some how, opened a portal from which fell a round, blue, compact with a star on it. "This is your comunicator, you can use it to get in touch with those two girls at anytime.

"It makes a great make up case too!" said Usagi. "You may need some once you tranform." Tenrou was begining to feel majorly naseous. He picked up the compact, and walked over to an unoccupied part of the room where he was out of ear shot. After spending 10 minutes figuring out how to open it, and another 10 to figure out that the button that said "Press here to contact Ginny" was what he pressed to contact Ginny, he finally saw Joketsu's smirking face.

"Your skirt too tight Tenrou? Or did they put you in the bitch boots yet?"

"Joketsu......I need to talk to Ginny. She HAS to know about this." Joketsu continued to smirk.

"Oh, she's busy right now...what did you want to tell her?"

"They're going to turn me into a WOMAN! W-O-M-A-N! With all the parts!"

"Welcome to the *real* dominate sex."

".....very funny...I think Ginny would definetly change her mind about all this if she knew my manhood was at stake!"

"Actually, she was the one who suggested it."

"Ha ha ha! Very funny!" His voice droped into a dead serious tone. "Where is she?"

"She went to have lunch with Yukishiro Enishi. I think she's very fond of him." Joketsu's smirk widened.

"..Yukishirou...Enishi-HE'S A FRIGGEN PSYCHOPATH!"

"He showed up for lunch on time." Joketsu noded. "That's pretty good compared to SOME EX-MEN I know." With an evil, manical laugh, Joketsu closed the communicator, and disconnected them.

"..this...is not...my day.."