(cue theme song)
Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He will never forget lunch again
He will beg for forgiveness in the end
And need psychotherapy on the other hand
He will be laughed at by...

...Saitou Hajime (ahou)
...Seta Ginny-san (YOU JERK!)
...Tenshou Joketsu-san (you sure screwed the pooch THIS time...ha ha ha!)
...and the Kagetai (Wa ha ha ha ha!!!)

Dressing in vinyl
All so new to him
He is called Sailor Tenrou

Drinking sake by moonlight
Fighting Ginny by daylight
Never admitting when Joketsu's right
He is called Sailor Tenrou
He is called Sailor Tenrou

He is called...Sailor Tenrou! (high pitched, girly scream in the distance)
(end theme song)

"Well," Usagi clapped her hands "Now that you're done talking to the girls, let's get going!"

Tenrou made no move. The black cloud above his head was almost visible, swirling in a rather confused manner.

"Ano...Tenrou?" Usagi glanced at the others, who shrugged. She walked over to the motionless man and waved a hand in front of his face. He didn't even blink. "What's wrong with him?"

"You got me." Haruka stood up, offering Michiru a hand. "Talking to Joketsu must not have agreed with him, though I have no clue why. She was perfectly nice when WE talked to her." She smirked.

Makoto giggled. "Did you hear what she said? 'Welcome to the REAL dominant sex!' " Minako and her began to laugh uncontrollably.

"I don't know how well he's going to take this," Ami smiled slightly. "After all, men don't even have all their chromosomes...how much can you expect out of them?" Realizing what she'd just said, she blushed and fell silent.

Haruka almost doubled over with laughter and slapped Ami on the back with enough force to knock her over. "Good one!"

Usagi smiled. "Well...no matter how unsuited he is to the job, we have to use him until Saya and the rest get better." Usagi glanced at her watch. "And we're due for a Negaverse attack any minute now, so let's get ready."

Luna nodded. "Mina-san! Henshin yo!" (I just had to say that...)

No one made a move.

"Ano...?" Luna looked around. "What the problem?"

"We don't want to transform with some guy watching!"

"Yeah, you gotta be kidding!"

Usagi thought for a moment and waved her hand in front of Tenrou's face again. Once more, he didn't even blink. "Actually, on second thought, I don't think we have to worry."

"Ok, then let's go!"

All of the women transformed. Tenrou didn't make a move...though he suddenly developed a rather suspiscious nosebleed.

"Ok, Tenrou's turn." Usagi giggled. "Tenrou, you need to hold you henshin wand and say 'Wolf Star Power, make up!' And you'll transfom."

No move.

"Ara...Tenrou...this is Saitou-san's orders..." Usagi poked him.

No move.

Suddenly, the communicator beeped. Everyone but Tenrou jumped. Slowly, Tenrou opened the compact, a tiny spark of hope in his eyes.

A thin face framed with white hair smiled at him. The light of hope disappeared like a steak at a dogshow.

"Hello again, Joketsu-san."

"Why, Tenrou, I expected you to at least take your punishment like a man. Can't even bring yourself to do that?" Joketsu smirked. "You got yourself into this. I suggest you take your medicine." The smile widened slightly. "Oh, and someone wants to talk to you."

"Ginny?" Tenrou looked hopeful again. The view changed...to Saitou. Tenrou turned white as a sheet. "S-Saitou-sama!"

"Tenrou." Saitou looked at him coldly. "Remember how I said that when Ginny was unhappy, we all were?"

"Yes sir."

"Well, when Joketsu-san becomes unhappy, we are made even more unahappy. And though she hides her emotions credibly, she is extremely upset on Ginny's behalf, and angry at your insubordinate refusal to take your punishment. Do you take my meaning?"

"Yes sir."

"Good." The screen snapped back into blackness.

Tenrou, with the manner of a man going to his execution, stuck the communicator in his pocket. He looked down at the henshin wand, the sword that Saitou was asking him to fall on. "What do I say again?"

Usagi smiled perkily. "That's the spirit! You say 'Wolf Star Power, Make up!' "

"Wolf...Star...Power...*mumble*" Tenrou's voice got more unhappy with each word.

"I think you need to say it with some more enthusiasm..." Usagi glanced at the others.

Light suddenly sprang up around Tenrou.

"Then again, maybe not."

The light took the shape of a wolf, sparkling, and swirled around Tenrou. His hair suddenly lengthened, blowing back, and became a iridescent raven black. The light swirled faster, making it hard to see what was going on...but his body shape changed...the light disappeared, and Tenrou was left standing, one hand extended and pointing at the ceiling in classic disco pose, the other on his hips, legs apart. He blinked and snatched his hand out of the air. "What the...eep!" He abruptly stopped talking as his voice sounded quite...different.

The girls, all dressed in their sailor fuku, smiled. "You look great, Tenrou-chan!"

Tenrou, his eyes wide, reached up a hand and felt his now butt-length, wavy black hair. He patted his forehead, feeling a little headband in place with a wolf-head shaped bit in the middle. He could feel cool air brush past his legs. He felt like he was wearing shorts, and extremely high boots...they made soft whispering/creeking sounds when he moved, made of some unnown substance. More air brushed across his stomach, and slowly, he looked down.

He was wearing a black brassiere of shiny black material. A large brassiere. And he was filling it quite nicely.

Tenrou slowly reached up, and grabbed his own breasts. His eyes widened to epic proportions with disbelief as he squeezed experimentally. He, now she, opened her mouth in horror, and a scream came out...

Somewhere in downtown Tokyo, a bank of windows shattered.