Tomo

(sung to the tune of "Lola" or Weird Al's "Yoda" depending on which you are familiar with)

I saw him on the set
In my living room
Where I sit around all day
Watching anime even if it's loco…l-o-c-o…loco…

I saw this strange guy
Standing there on a cliff
Laughing like a maniac
And his name it was Tomo…T-o-m-o…Tomo

Well I've been around
But I ain't ever seen
A guy that wears so much make up
And still makes women scream
Oh my Tomo…To-To-To-To-Tomo!

And I'm not dumb
But I can't understand
How he does so many things
With the shell of a clam
Oh my Tomo…To-To-To-To-Tomo!

To-To-To-To-Tomo!

Well I started this show just a week before
And I've never ever seen Seishi before
But out of all of them, all above the rest
An evil laugh sounds and you know who is best!
I'm not one to ignore what I hear
So I guess I'll just go to the guy that is feared…my Tomo…

To-To-To-To-Tomo! (repeated about 5 billion times…)

Well I've watched the show
I've seen Nakago
And I've seen Seiryuu
And I still can't get over Tomo's death

He said "Nakago my sweet
I'd love to do what you want
but the other Miko's a well-loved little runt"
Oh my Tomo… To-To-To-To-Tomo!

"I know Miaka's really got you annoyed
But remember if I kill her then we'll be unemployed"
Oh my Tomo… To-To-To-To-Tomo!

But Soi and Co really got in a mess
So he tried to kill Miaka and you know what happens next
But he'll be back, you know he'll be back some day
He's way too cool to be gone all the way!
A cool evil laugh is what the masses want
So you know he'll be back, our TV sets to haunt
Oh my Tomo… To-To-To-To-Tomo!

To-To-To-To-Tomo!(5 billion times)