.... actually they didn't want this crap in their catalog or in your lab!
Shimadzu placed an advertisement
in American Biotechnology this Fall 1998 which proclaimed "There's Something
Extra In Every UV-1201 Box." They're right.... something that YOU DON'T WANT
(more on that later!). The ad noted that Shimadzu was providing "Free Technical
Support." Question: Hasn't the technical support always been "free?"
With this new revelation, you might want to inquire how much does "technical
support" cost for the other product offerings from Shimadzu since it has not
been advertised "for free" thus far.
Shimadzu eloquently noted "when
you buy from a catalog, you're forfeiting important support services." One of our
contributors reports that this very same issue was discussed and debated by Shimadzu
managerial officials back in 1994 when the relationship with VWR Scientific was first pondered.
At that time, Shimadzu concluded that important support services would NOT be forfeited.
Here we are four short years later and now Shimadzu proclaims that important support
services are indeed forfeited when buying from a catalog. So which way does Shimadzu want
it? What a bunch of manipulators!
It was also noted that "when you buy from
Shimadzu, you are supported in every way." Sure, you'll be supported by a jock strap
while being hung by your scrotum! Shimadzu concluded that "our technical support
is so responsive, you'll think it came in the box." Advice: Leave the spectrophotometer
and the free technical support in the box and send it back to Shimadzu sealed....
you don't want to open this Pandora's box in YOUR lab!
n.b. One of VWR's sales specialists
told us that the Shimadzu UV-1201 was "a very weak product." She also remarked
that Shimadzu did a "very poor job" of supporting the product technically.
She recalled attending one formal training session that lasted all of a half-hour
which was designed to make her "UV-1201 proficient," but failed. She noted
(accurately) that prospective customers would be "disappointed" overall
with Shimadzu!
n.b. We have told you previously about the inadequate and inept
technical support available exclusively from Shimadzu. Technical support personnel
at Shimadzu often learn "on the job" (aka OTJ) according to Mr. Chris Gaylor
(VP, Sales & Marketing). Do you really want Shimadzu technical support personnel
in your lab "experimenting" and "tinkering" with your new analytical
instrument while training OTJ?
n.b. If you like plastic, then you are going
to love Shimadzu. Be sure to inquire about the special "flexible" sample
compartment that comes standard with the UV-2401 and UV-2501 spectrophotometers.
You too could be the proud owner of one of these inferior products! Remember, it's
not an option, IT'S STANDARD!
n.b. And how much "free technical support"
do you really think that Shimadzu will dish out in an effort to make you a happy
satisfied customer? After the first site visit, don't be surprised if they put you
off for an eternity for follow-up training! Finally, if you're looking for customer
satisfaction, DON'T BUY SHIT-MA-ZOO!
For more information about Shimadzu, call 1-800-DIS-APPOINTMENT