Excel Saga by Rikudou Koushi: Serialized in Young King Comics
Excel Saga Manga Translation version 1.0
Volume 1 Mission 7
P. 157
Excel singing: Jingle Bells!
*Chang! Chang!
Excel singing: Jingle Beeells!
Excel: YAHOO!!
*SPOP! POP! POP!
Hyatt: Today...
Hyatt: You have been very lively since it started.
Hyatt: Sempai, are you celebrating something?
Excel: Eh?
Excel: Hey, y'know, the end of the year?
Excel: When you mention end of the year festivals,
*Kyang! Kyang!
Excel singing: WOOHOO!
*Shang!
Excel: So much fun!
Hyatt: Ah, Ilpalazzo-sama,
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Excel: CHRISTMA...
P. 159
Mission 7: The Night of Necessary Evil
P. 160
*SECRET
*pant pant
Excel: How should I say,
Excel: Because of the season, the water has become pretty cold...
*cooold
Hyatt: It's cold water isn't it?
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Ilpalazzo: When I think of people being festive...
*the rope now says "Punishment"
Ilpalazzo: How deplorable.
*KOOOOOo (sound of something sudden and depressing?)
Ilpalazzo: What indeed is your intention celebrating such a corrupted, capitalistic
festival?
Hyatt: Hail Ilpalazzo.
Excel: Please excuse me,
Ilpalazzo: Or else, the two of you are belivers of that suspicious religion?
Hyatt: Well...not exactly...
Excel: Because there is currently a festival, no one really thinks about it......
Ilpalazzo: A festival in itself is not a bad thing but...
Ilpalazzo: Don't you think that motive is a bit abnormal?
Excel: It might be my fault......
Hyatt: Today, he's in a rather bad mood,
Ilpalazzo: Repeatedly calling out "Merry" something and a criminal's name......
Excel: Sir, Ilpalazzo-sama!
Excel: Stop!
Excel: Stop!
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Ilpalazzo: What is it, Excel-kun?
Excel: Before you send me off to someplace dangerous...well...umm...
Excel: Anyway, what are the details of today's assignment?
Ilpalazzo: Domination...
Ilpalazzo: ......indeed.
Ilpalazzo: I think that these actions are sacred in a sense different from that of religion.
Hyatt: ...I feel the same way, Ilpalazzo-sama.
Ilpalazzo: -However,
Ilpalazzo:Those sacred actions concern the blasphmeous celebration of the world's largest
imposter's birth!
Excel: ILPALAZZO-SAMAAA!
*hand raise, hand raise
Excel: ILPALAZZO-SAMAAA!
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*shake shake
Excel: ..................
Ilpalazzo: What were you doing some time ago?
Excel: Well, umm......
Excel: I'm thinking we have just now made enemies with many of the world's people......
Ilpalazzo: -Hmm, but when one mentions his crimes committed by means of charisma, the short
beared man in the military boots and the bearded daruma* are no where near his level.
*daruma are those round orangish things, they are part of Japanese culture, in English
the translate to "tumbling dolls". You'd know one if you saw one.
Ilpalazzo: It doesn't matter where this person's will is.
Ilpalazzo: Who was the one who hesitated saying that?
Excel: ......Sir!
Excel: My heart has been cleansed!
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*depressed?
Hyatt: Sempai, sempai,
Excel: What is it, Ha-chan?
Hyatt: I didn't really follow so I don't really understand but...it's alright.
Hyatt: I think we would receive much acclamation in Central Asia and the Middle East.
Excel: If you follow so shrewdly, you should participate in the conversation.
*turn
Ilpalazzo: Well then! Ladies, what you have been waiting for!
*DRAMATIC SOUND
Ilpalazzo: I will announce today's strategy!
*turn
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Ilpalazzo: Today's domination strategy #3,333,
*cell phone ring
*ring ring
Ilpalazzo: ...that's a familiar tone...
Ilpalazzo: Answer it, Excel-kun.
Excel: Ye...
*beep
Excel: Yes!
Excel: Yes, ah, thanks.
Excel: Eh, ah, yes, I understand. Yo, it's ok.
Excel: Goodbyyye.
Ilpalazzo: A part-time job?
Excel: Umm, er,
Excel: It is this particular day,
Excel: Of course these sacred actions are...
Ilpalazzo: Excel-kun...
Ilpalazzo: Not because it is this particular day, but,
Ilpalazzo: I prepared a splendid present for you.
Excel: Eh!?
*clasp
Hyatt: Oh my,
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Ilpalazzo: A handbag or belt or something else you like,
Ilpalazzo: It is a tool for making such things.
*HINGE HINGE
Excel: OOF! OOF!
Excel: Ah, a knife,
Excel: Gwaaaaa!
*Tomb Raiders
Excel: Hmmm-
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Excel: Reptiles are sure hard to skin aren't they.
*Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Excel: As expected, it still smells like reptile blood.
*sign says "X-Mas Cake"
Excel: This smell must be slow to go away.
Excel: That is, y'know, the strength of their closing jobs is incredible, but their strength
at opening them is weak.
Excel: So to pin their mouths shut, you stab a knife through their medulla oblongata and...
Excel: Hey...are you listening? Ha-chan,
*shake shake shake
Customer: Umm, can I please have one of these?
Excel: Yes, that will be 1,500 yen.
Customer: Thank you very much.
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Child: Mama, a reindeer-
Customer: Yes, it is a reindeer-san.
Excel: Hey, hey, reindeer-san,
Excel: Service service.
*GAG!
*Huh?
*steps running away
Excel: ......Have a nice day.
P. 169
Excel: Well, Ha-chan I understand that selling stuff on the street in cold weather like a
sandwich man is intense...
Excel: But performances that make the customers run away are......
Excel: Ah, agonizing death.
Excel's other neighbor: Let's see, chicken in a biscuit, sake, ok.
Excel's other neighbor: All that's left is the consistently well-selling...
Excel's other neighbor singing: That hmmm?
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Excel: Thank you very much.
Excel: Ah, welcome.
*grin
Excel's other neighbor: Gimme one of those good things.
Excel: Ah, yes sir, that will be 1,500 yen.
Excel's other neighbor: Ha ha ha ha
Excel: ?
Excel's other neighbor: Can you give me a deal?
Excel: I cannot.
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Excel's other neighbor: Oh, I see, you won't give me a deal...
Excel's other neighbor: What to do-
Excel's other neighbor: Ah, that's it.
Excel: Sir?
Excel: How about if you buy a cake now, I'll throw in another?
Excel's other neighbor: But without saying "that will be 3,000 yen."
*GRIIIIIIIIND
P. 172
Excel's other neighbor: Whew!
*plastic bag sound
Excel's other neighbor thinking: That's the first time.
Excel's other neighbor thinking: Until now, I had never been able to get even a 1 yen
discount.
Excel's other neighbor thinking: I have a feeling we will meet* again somewhere- (*the kanji
he used for meet is more like "date" or "rendez-vous" rather than just plain "meet")
Excel: There are a lot of strange people in the world.
Excel: Ah, I'm tired.
Excel: Ha-chan, if you've settled down, let's switch pla...
Excel: Huh?
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Excel: Huh?
Excel: Huh?
Excel: I'm sure I put her right here......
*like this
Excel: How, in her condition......
Excel thinking: Maybe just a second she became popular and was...
Excel thinking: KIDNAPPED?!
Excel thinking: That means! Ha-chan! Our...
Excel tihnking: Masks are torn?
*No, the mask isn't broken and she's not breathing (???)
P. 174
Excel: Ummm, ummm,
*sirens blaring
Excel: Ah, doppler effect!
*car door closes
Excel: Is going off and collapsing cute? Is it weird? I don't know!
Excel: Oh, that's it!
*off in the distance: Give me her legs!
*people gathering sounds
Paramedic: Hurry!
Paramedic: Let's go!
*more sirens blaring
P. 175
Excel: ............
Excel: Ummmmmmm
*Sign: Hospital
*pounding footsteps
Doctor: Oh man, what, you're bringing in an emergency patient today?!
Nurse: Sorry, everyone else is busy...
*more pounding footsteps
Doctor: Today I had arrangements to eat with all the new nurses, you have no idea how much
trouble I had to go through!
Nurse: I don't!
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Doctor: Well! This emergency patient is,
*more footsteps
Nurse: Ummm...she doesn't have any identification...
Nurse: A young woman...
Doctor: We will save her life!
*door opens
Doctor: That is our* duty! (he says "our" but the kanji are for "doctor")
Nurse: Doctor...
Doctor: Ooh!
Doctor: Alright!
*snort
Nurse: What are those swirly flowers?
Doctor: However...you over there!
Other nurse: Yes-
Doctor: I heard she's critically injured, but what's the meaning of not having artificial
respiriation or anything!
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Other nurse: You're......supposed to do it...
Nurse: Brainwaves...heartbeat...we can't confirm them...
Doctor: HEY YOU!!
Other nurse: Yes...?
Doctor: You free tonight?!
Nurse: H- hey! Doctor!!
Nurse: What about "it is our duty to saver her life"?
Doctor: I don't know!
Doctor: Did I say that! That line!
Doctor: It's not bragging, but I've let so many people die, I've only managed to resucitate
one person!
Nurse: Don't brag!
*Marry into money, marry into money
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Third nurse: Excuse me...Doctor?
Doctor: What?
Third nurse: Well...
Third nurse: Someone who can identify the patient...
Third nurse: I mean the body......
Doctor: Let this person in.
Third nurse: Please,
Excel: Ah, there she is.
Excel: Ha-chaaan.
Nurse: Our condolences.
Excel: There you go causing trouble for people again.
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Doctor: We did all we could...
Nurse: When!
Doctor: It was already too late.
Nurse: Just be quiet.
Excel: Ah, yes.
Excel: I understand.
Excel: Ha-chan, let's go home.
*sob
Nurse: I can't bear to see things like this......
Doctor: Listen to me. She is d-e-a-d.
Excel: Wake up-
Hyatt: Oh, sempai, good morning.
Excel: Hey, let's go home.
Excel: Well, sorry to bother you.
Doctor: Huh? Yeah...take care...
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Hyatt: What's the matter, sempai?
*running steps
*WAAA?!
*WHAT!
Excel: If you stayed dead any longer,
Excel: They would have cut you open and done an autopsy!
*Wahahahaha
Excel's other neighbor: Hahaha, hey, drink!
*pour pour pour
Excel's other neighbor: Drink up!
P. 181
Excel's other neighbor: Cheers!
Excel's third neighbor: We got no girls.
Excel's other neighbor: It doesn't matter you guys!
*glug
Excel's other neighbor: That's not a reason to stop drinkin'!
Excel's neighbor: Don't do shots while you're crying.
Excel's neighbor: That's what I think.
Excel's neighbor: I was invited to a party, but why did it have to be you guys?
Excel's neighbor: Maybe you got no friends?
Excel's other neighbor: NO WAY!
Excel's other neighbor: I thought I'd get everyone in the apartment building together. But
more than half the people weren't home or didn't come.
Excel's neighbor: We already know each other so you don't have to get us all together.
Excel's other neighbor: It's only natural to try and get to know better the people who live
under the same roof!
Excel's neighbor: That's an old-fashioned idea! Idiot!
Excel's third neighbor: Like I thought, you ain't got no friends.
P. 182
Excel's other neighbor: Come to think of it, I don't know everyone's name!
*Yo!
Excel's other neighbor: I'm Iwata, Iwata Norikuni! End of self-introduction! (Iwata is
"boulder field" and Norikuni is "Chronicle/History Country")
Excel's neighbor: Whatever, jeez...
Iwata: Who're you!
Excel's neighbor: I'm Watanabe. Watanabe. (mumbling) don't point. (Watanabe is "cross over
Boundry")
Iwata: Okay!
Iwata whispering: And, who is this person with the weird atmosphere?
Watanabe: That's Sumiyoshi. He lives on the first floor. (Sumiyoshi is "Inhabit Luck")
Sumiyoshi: I'm weird Sumiyoshi.
Sumiyoshi: Pleased to meet ya.
Iwata: Ah, yeah, pleased to meet you. (mumbling) don't push.
Iwata: Ok, now that we finished our self-introductions, Watanabe-kun, I got a question.
Watanabe: What?
Iwata: Why did you buy two cakes? (mumbling) Even though I bought one too.
Watanabe: Uh,
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Iwata: Maybe where you come from, each person eats a whole one?
Iwata: In my house, we eat about this much.
Watanabe: Like I could eat a whole one!!
Iwata: I bet you were seduced by the girls selling them.
Watanabe: You bastard! You found out!
Iwata: You were caught!
Iwata: What an idiot!
Iwata: Bwahahaha!
Watanabe: Shut Up! There's nothing wrong with that!
Watanabe: I got a good idea.
Iwata: Idea?
Watanabe: Well, y'know...
Watanabe: That is...
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Hyatt: Oh my,
Hyatt: Is it really alright?
Watanabe: Well, my buddies and I bought the same thing, so we got leftovers.
Watanabe: Don't worry about it.
Hyatt: You're always giving me gifts...
Hyatt: I don't know how to thank you.
Watanabe: Well...ah, now,
Watanabe: We're all having a party, you wanna come?
Hyatt: Oh, how wonderful!
Hyatt: But...although I appreciate your feelings, today I'm not feeling too well...
Watanabe: Well, it's ok, don't worry about it.
Hyatt: Thank you very much.
*Looking...
Watanabe: Later.
*close
Watanabe: ?
Watanabe: What?
*Being looked at...
P. 185
Iwata: Watanabe! You've been hiding that babe that lives next door!
Watanabe: When did you guys start hanging around me!
Watanabe: I ain't hiding anything!
Sumiyoshi: It's ok if ya hide it.
Hyatt: Excel-sempaiiii-
Hyatt: I got a cake from our neighbors.
Excel: Ha-chan...
Excel: Don't you know we already got a cake from our part-time job?
Hyatt: Yes...but I troubled myself to get it...
Excel: Now that you mention it, Ha-chan,
Excel: Don't you think today was different than normal?
Hyatt: What was different?
P. 186
Excel: Wasn't Ilpalazzo-sama in a bad mood?
Hyatt: Well...I suppose so.........
Hyatt: If I had to say...
Hyatt: I felt as though he had something important to say......
Excel: Now that you mention it...hmmm-
Excel: Maybe, y'know,
Excel: He might have a big plan soon, you think?
*KOOOooo (maybe the bird sound they tend to do in anime when nothing is happening)
Hyatt: Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
*Menchi
End of Mission 7
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