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You know you watch too much
Mononoke when..
As Submitted by Neko-Chan:
You find yourself counting the days until Princess Mononoke comes out on video.
You find yourself giving in and bidding for that $40 San wall scroll you found on eBay.
You have multiple scenes and quotes memorized, even if you've only seen the movie once.
You decide to be Ashitaka for Halloween, even though you're a girl.
The things on this list actually apply to you!
As submitted by Ryoko:
You practice talking like Moro till your throat goes raw.
You refer to Hiyao Miyazaki as a god.
You want to put yourself up for adoption in hopes that Moro will take you in.
Your friends threaten to inflict pain upon you if you call them "disgusting little creatures" one more time.
When they do, you laugh and say you are protected by the Queen of the forest.
When your little brother walks in your room you snarl like a wolf and
growl, " I don't care if I die and I'll do what ever it takes to get you humans out of here.
As submitted by Capolan:
When you start buying CardCaptors figures and make them into Mononoke figures
- guilty!
When you have the wall screens in every room.
When you can't get the theme song of Mononoke Hime out of your head.
When you find yourself buying Kiki's Delivery Service and start getting hooked on everything Miyazaki does.
You keep your fingers crossed hoping McFarlane Toys makes the figures. (K.A.'s note: Wouldn't that be awesome?! He did Trigun and Akira, after all...)
As submitted by San's DekuMask:
You get that fake Deku Mask from the game Legend of Zelda:Majora's Mask and decide it looks enough like San's.
You ride a horse taunting the other as you jump off a ladder onto his back.
You find a guy you like and decide to be a San and chew his food for him. (I've done it! ^_^, it works!) (K.A's note: Ummm, well hey, if it works.. ^.~)
They send you to a Mental Hospital because you seemed to yell:
"ASHITAKA!" too loud.
You now enter it as your faveorite anime: "I am Ashitaka! The RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! I will now punish you by the name of the OUTLAW STAR!"
Ape: Stick! I choose you!
Ape: Ah, but I choose you, ROCK!
San: That's no match for my WOLVES!
Ashitaka: Beat them into Forest Dust Yakkuil!
(K.A.'s add-on: Lady Eboshi: Looks like Team Forest is blasting of agaiiiiiin *ping*
As submitted by Aura Wyngblade:
When you go to a zoo, steal the nearest Elk or Deer that looks like Yakkul.(I almost got my brains bashed in doing this one. -_-' ish baka!)
When you get caught doing it.(I was sooo Close too!)
When you go to Japan in search of the Forest Spirit.
When you FIND the Forest Spirit.
When you download Comet Cursor (http://www.cometcursor.com) and put a Princess Mononoke
cursor on. (Guilty)
When you change the cursor every SINGLE day for a new Mononoke Cursor. (DEFINATELY GUILTY)
When you go into the woods insearch of a white wolf.(Ish guilty of this one too.)
When you find one!(I didn't find it..but I found a a black wolf :*-( )
When you name him/her (you don't care) Moro.
When you pass some one on the street who is burning some brush and you say "Damn vile humans."(Guilty of this one.)
When you run away and live in a forest trying to act like Mononoke.
When you start dressing like San and you paint your St. Bernard white and ride around on her back when you're in public.(Guilty...I'm still wearing that outfit to this day!)
As submitted by Shishi Gami:
try to design your room like a forest
find yourself singing or humming the ending theme song at school..
Call your teachers/classmates stupid or foolish humans
Design clothes like Sans and go to school like that
Die your hair green
get a wolf skin and put it to your back
paint Sans face markings on your face then go to school (i did that on halloween! ^-^)
name your pets Mononoke Hime names
When camping, you insist to search for ShiShiGami(forest spirit)
decorate your locker with drawings or pictures of Mononoke Hime
act just like Moro, wear a white animal skin, attempt to talk like moro,and attack all lumber companies!!
As submitted by Senshisavior:
You run around singing "Ashitaka in a loincloth" and scaring everyone.
As submitted by Razor:
You run around your school shouting:The great forest spirit's head has been
cut off!
You buy a set of those sticky arrows and plastic bow and start shooting at
random things(Ahem...I am guilty of this one..^.^)
You claim that you were raised by wolves
Think that every little clicking noise is a Kodama
Call every deer and elk you see Yakul
Claim that you can talk to animals
You run around with a halloween mask on and white fur, shouting:I am
Mononoke!Princess of the beast and gouls!
Start calling your boyfriend Ashitaka
He actually LETS you call him that
And he starts calling you San
Say that your Science teacher is really Lady Eboshi dressed up as a
teacher(Hey....mine is!)
As submitted by KLELNLSL:
When you can't get the movie out of your mind
When u daydream about being San(I'm guilty of this one! ^.^)
When you drive your parents crazy talking about Princess Mononoke
When you watch the movie 5 times in 3 days-or in a day!(guilty again...)
When you name your kids Ashitaka & San
As submitted by Ashitaka the Brave:
When you buy a $550.00 sword just because it looks like Ashitaka's.
(thats me)(K.A's note: Wow. That's dedication, ladies and gents!! ^.~)
When you go to Japan just to marry a girl who looks like San.
When you get your sister so obsessed that she frames all of the Ashitaka
pics that she can find. (Thats my sister)
When you become Shinto just so you can worship the Forest Spirit.
When you have immaginary kodoma friends.
When you pretend your cat is a wolf and start calling it Moro.
When you have worn out 3 Princess Mononoke Soundtrack CDs.
When you have the entire movie memorized and say it to youself at work.
( it makes the day go by faster) (K.A.s note: Hey, I'm gonna remember this one!)
When you get the Japanese Movie poster tattoed on your back... your
whole back.
When you say "Get out of my room, deamon." to your little sisters.
As submitted by Blaze:
When you pretend to be a wolf God And howl at a full
moon
When somebody asks you a question you say, "I'm just a monk!"
Search for hours in your backyard trees for a Kodama
Insist on protecting the forest by joining a pack of wild boars or wolves
and battling head-to-head with polluters.
See if you can run as fast as Yakkul
roll-playing a mononoke character in e-groups (oh, it's true. totally Guilty
of this one!)
drive all the way to a forest to find the Forest God and beg for him to heal
a paper cut (K.A.'s note: You think the forest God does paper cuts??? *^^*)
And then ask for an Autograph.
Or to heal your Mononoke Obsession (in some cases, who would want to?)
Search for a wolf reserve and ask every white wolf you see for an
autograph, hopping it's Moro's
Exterminate every kind of worm in your yard. (K.A's note: After all, you don't want to get infected, do you? BWAHAHAH!)
And take your pet to a veterinarian and get it checked for worms- you never
know! (BA DA DA!)
Hope that your Wolf-dog Hybrid will live for 300 years.
As submitted by Pommy:
You watch the movie three times in one day.
You buy the DVD a week later.
You make little Kodama dolls.
You make a ceramic Mask like San has.
You have all the posters including the Theater poster.
You have Kodama plushies covering all parts of your room (mainly around your
plants).
You only use little red bowls.
You stay up at night in the woods waiting for the night walker.
You name your horse Yakkul, paint it red, and put horns on it.
Your afraid that bubbles will suck the life out of you.
You make a holo-projector to display a picture of a Kodama.
As submitted by Mikuro:
When you've been dressing as characters of the movie since 1998, and you're 15. (I`m guilty of that one)
When you pray to get a cursed arm.
When you punch your friend for not seeing it in theatres.
When you first saw it several years ago at the Otacon, and drove 198 miles with 3 guys from school to see it in America. (guilty)
When you bought it in Japanese 'cause you were afraid it wouldn't come out in America. (guilty again)
When you then thanked god you know Japanese.
When you learn fencing just because Ashitaka has a sword.
When you try to rename your dog either Yakkul or Moro.
When you think of getting a tatoo on your arm that looks like Ashitaka`s curse.
When you bought a PS2 so you could watch the DVD, and you thought a Mononoke video game might be released on it.
As submitted by Krazykitty13:
you get mad when wolves and elk are not included in riding lessons
you walk your neighbors white german sheperd for a year for free because it
looks like moro
you go to neopets .com and give your pets mononoke names
you painted a mural of san riding moro in your bedroom
you know the movie by heart in 4 languages
You draw white wolves all day
You spend a ton on a white german sheperd wolf hybrid name it moro
when the neighbor brats come along you call like lady eboshi " It's Moro"
and send your pet on a barking rampage
you try to free the wolves at the zoo
You see a pack of wolves at the side of the road and you howl with them
you build a knife like san's carve a crystal dagger and make a straw cape like ashitaka's and scare the daylights out of your friends with them
As submitted by FLYNT:
You watch it on TV one day and later that night while you are in bed say to your self "Damn, why did I not record it."
then for the next week you can not stop thinking about it.
Then when Christmas rolls around, you get on your hands and knees and say "I'll love you forever if you get me that movie for Christmas!!" to your younger brother (100% guilty of all of these).
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