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Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule
"E V A L E S S"
Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev!
Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt. 2
"You love me?" said a very upset boy.
"I wasn’t talking to you!" Aoki shot back in anger.
"You little queer!" the boy said punching Aoki in the stomach. Aoki keeled
over in pain.
"I said I wasn’t talking to you." Aoki gasped out. The boy glared at Aoki
for a while. Aoki caught his breath and tryed to calmly say
"I was talking about my friend Ngumo."
"Shingure? Your kind are all queer little bitches!" the boy said knocking
Aoki to the floor. The boy then commenced to stomping Aoki. When the other
boys in the locker room saw who was getting beaten up alot of them decided
to join in. Soon pretty much the entire male locker room was taking out
every fibe of adolescent frustration on Aoki. One boy, who was not involved
with the masacre, saw blood running out of Aoki’s nose and mouth and went
over to stop his fellow classmen. By the time the kids got back to homeroom
the girls had all found out.
"WHAT!?!" Megumi screamed.
"That boy Furisawa, he like got full on jumped in the locker room." said the
girl Megumi was talking to.
"He’s in the nurses office, and his injuries are really bad." said another
girl.
"Why can’t they all leave him alone" Megumi said quietly.
"His boy friend is going to be majorly pissed." said the first girl.
"What are you talking about?" Megumi said inqusitively.
"His boy-toy, ya know, Shingure." said the girl.
"You mean Ngumo?" a different girl asked.
"I heard after he got stomped you could see his brain, said one boy in the
class to another, or at least that’s what Akane heard from Shun who heard
it from Hinako, who’s cousin works in the emergency room."
"At another hospital in America." another boy retorted back sarcastically.
Horaki resident:
"Hikari, how does my hair look?" Akemi asked.
"Your hair looks great but that sailor outfit clashes something awful. I did
not know it would be such a tacky combination, here wear this." Hikari says
handing Akemi a black and white plaid silk shirt with an orange mini skirt
and some white go-go boots.
"Arigatou." Akemi says happily.
Suzuhara resident: "Hey man that’s a real cool shirt." Touji says to Ngumo.
"This, thanks, Aoki helped me pick it out." Ngumo said.
"Whoa!, you’re not wearing your usuall ‘Fila’ sweats."
"Yeah, Hikari went with me to the mall to bye a ‘Polo’ sweatsuit and these
‘Fila’ glasses." Touji said.
"Cool." Ngumo said back.
Ayanmai residence: "Hey sis when are they coming to pick you up?" a boy
said.
"In about an hour." Rei said to her brother.
"I don’t have anything to wear, give me some help." Rei said.
"Oh alright, you know Rei aside from your red contacts you are so
fashionably inept. Try this outfit." the boy says handing her a pair of
tight light blue bell bottoms, a white button up shirt, and a red hair
band and red suede boots.
"You’re letting me wear your clothes?, you never let me wear your clothes,
ever." Rei said to her brother in utter shock of his kind jesture.
"Well Rei I want you to look good on your first high school date."
"Arigatou." Rei said in return.
Ikari residence: "Ya know Ikari you can not dress to save your life." Asuka
said while examining the fact that Shinji was wearing his school
uniform.
"What will I do with you Shinji?" Asuka said in playful tone while leaning
down to give the sleeping Shinji a kiss on his cheek. The lips on his cheek
woke him up suddenly. Asuka was’t ready to stop though. She began to kiss
his lips instead. She began to rub on his chest and pull him closer by his
button up shirt. Her tounge finally invaded his mouth. Shinji was
flabbergasted at what to do. He was sucumbing to Asuka’s tounge inside
of his mouth. The taste of her tounge was such a sweet taste. As Asuka
finally pulled out of the kiss she said
"I knew that would wake you up."
Asuka said wiping the small leak of blood from Shinji’s nose that ran
over his cheek and lips.
"Come on you verlierer, we need to pick up Rei."
Aida residence: "Mom, i’m outta here. I’m going to Touji’s and then
we’ll all leave from their." Kensuke blurted out.
"Sayonara Kensuke-kun." Kensuke’s mother said to him.
Street leading to Rei’s house: "Asuka if I didn’t tell you before you look
really nice, your dress is cool and the way Hikari did your hair looks
really distinguished." Shinji said shyly.
"Oh, you silly boy." Asuka said while glomping on to Shinji’s arm.
"We're here." Asuka anounced as they walked up to the
door. Shinji rang the door bell. A tall grey haired boy came to the
door. He was wearing red contacts just like Rei’s. He had on a tank-top
and some very short shorts that didn’t leave much to the imagination.
He eyed Shinji for what seemed like an eternity before saying anything.
"Konichi wa." the boy said.
"Rei they’re here to pick you up." he yelled up the stairs to Rei.
"Try nothing funny on my sister, child." the gray-haired boy said to Shinji.
"Uh, I won’t." Shinji said timidly. The boy gave a sly smirk to Shinji’s
response. When Rei walked down the stairs Asuka couldn’t help but stare at
her. Rei had her hair pulled back by a red hair-band. She was wearing a
white shirt tied around her stomach, like Aoki’s, and light blue spandex
bell bottoms. The whole outfit was just accented by her red suede boots and
light blue scarf tied around her neck, not to mention her tan colored bag.
Shinji turned his face from the boy to Rei and noticed she was not wearing
a bra. Her cleavage was exposed bigtime. Drops of blood started to drip out
of Shinji’s left nose nostrel.
"Do you want a wet nap?" Asuka asked with sarcasm and anger in her voice.
"Hey guys how’s it going" Rei said as she came to the three teens standing
in front of her.
"We need to get going guys." Rei said.
"I’m so sorry, Asuka Soryu, Shinji Ikari this is my brother..." Rei was
interupted by her brother.
"...Kaoru-Nagisa Ayanami, please to meet you Mr. Ikari oh and you to Asuka."
"You can call me Shinji." Shinji said blushing.
"Thank’s Shinji, are you taking my sister out?" Kaoru asked.
"No, he’s MY date, du onanie schwul." Asuka retorted grabbing onto Shinji's
arm again.
"I’ll wait outside" Asuka said while walking out of the door.
"Bye Kaoru, thanks for letting me use your clothes." Rei said kissing her
brother’s cheek.
"No prob Rei what else am good I for?" Kaoru said smirking. Rei had stepped
outside when suddenly Kaoru called for Shinji.
"Here’s 20 bucks take care of my little sis, kay?"
"Alright" Shinji said smiling.
"Oh, and Ikari nice ass!" Kaoru said while closing the door. Again Shinji
began to blush. Shinji ran to catch up with the two girls.
"What took so long Shinji, flirting with my brother?" Rei said slyly.
"Huh?" Shinji said puzzled.
"I can tell he likes you." Rei said.
"Little schwul flirting with my Shinji like that." Asuka said under her
breath.
"What was that Soryu, jealous much?" Rei said while smirking.
"Of Shinji and his new found homosexual tendencies? Als When!" Asuka
said.
"I am not gay!" Shinji yells at the two girls.
"I know you aren’t Shinji-winji but I was onwy stating a fact about my
bwuver." Rei said cutely while rubbing her behind against Shinji.
"You hundin go crawl up a hole somewhere with your schwul family and you,
you, schwul gehen onanieren!" Asuka screamed at the two children. They
looked at her completely clueless at what she said.
"Asuka’s German-Japanese, she sometimes breaks into her native language when
she’s mad." Shinji explained.
"I don’t need you to talk for me perv, I speak quite well in 3 different
languages." Asuka says seemingly holding back tears. The three continued to
walk toward the Suzuhara residence.
"Um...Asuka I’m sorry that I upset you." Shinji said quietly breaking the
endless silence.
"There you go beating up yourself, like always. WHY do you that?" Asuka
bellows.
"Stop yelling at the kid! Asuka for a person who has a dire crush on this
boy you sure got a funny way of showing it." Rei retorted.
"I do NOT have a crush on little Shinji." Asuka says not very convincenly
"Yeah, Then how come you got so mad when I was rubbing on him." Rei asks.
quietly.
"And even if I do that is of no concern of yours." Asuka added.
"Yeah, right." Rei said again.
At the Suzuhara residence: "Aida, you’re here." Ngumo said with a smile on
his face and his eye slits unseeable.^-^
"Rei, Asuka and Shinji are on their way. You made it here just in time."
Ngumo said still too happy for Aida’s comfortability.
"Hey Shingure why are you so happy to see me?" Kensuke asked.
"Anything to get away from Touji’s little sister." Ngumo says still smiling very
vibrantly.
"Oh, Ngumie are we going to play toys again?" A little female voice said.
"Sure Yuri why not?" Ngumo said back with his smile deteriorating. Touji
nudged Kensuke in the side indicating why Shingure was so glad to see
someone his own age. Kensuke gave Touji a sarcastic look. ‘Ding-Ding’
"There here!" Shingure shot up saying with much glee in his face
"Asuka, Rei, Shinji you’re all here." Rei was the first to speak.
"Hi, Shingure nice ensemble and that kyoko(barbie) doll in your hand so
totally compliments it."
"I didn’t know Furisawa was here. Were you two playing toys together? We
wouldn’t want to disturb you two." Asuka chimed in.
"No Asuka, I was playing with Touji’s lil sis." Ngumo
said while looking at the ground and looking very ashamed. Shinji
walked in to say hi to Touji along with Rei while Asuka zipped over to
Kensuke Aida.
"Hey Aida you got the good stuff?" Asuka asked.
"Yeah I broke into the school’s picture files and got all the pictures."
"Vollkommen!"
"What are you two talking about?" Rei asked intently.
"Not important! Don’t worry about it wonder girl." Asuka shoots at Rei.
"Um I hate to be a nuisance..." Shinji says.
"Which you usually are." Asuka interupted.
"...but shouldn’t we get going?" Shinji finishes.
"As stupid as you are you’re right. Hikari’ll kill us if we miss that
train." Asuka said while closing the door.
"For once we’re in agreement Asuuuka." Touji said grinning.
"Stop pronouncing every syllable in my name like
some dummheit American." Asuka yelled while walking out of the door.
At the Horaki's residence front door: "Where the in HELL are they? Those
stupid Dummkopfs." Hikari screamed out standing in front of her house door.
"Now who’s living in sin, foul mouth?" Akemi said slyly.
"I’m upset. Leave me alone." Hikari shot back.
"Here they come!" Akemi blurted out.
"Idiot’s get your ASSES in GEAR!!! NOW!!!" Hikari bellowed. The wind from
her words completly knocking down Shinji, Asuka and Rei and leaving Kensuke,
Ngumo and Touji tryin very hard to keep balance.
"Let’s GO!" Hikari said grabbing Touji’s arm and running down the block
toward’s the train stop. Every one else was trying very hard to keep up with
the two. Rei was the only one able to keep up with the two.
"We got ten minutes to make the train guys, get the lead out." Hikari
yelled.
"Gee, even out of class she takes command." Ngumo said to Akemi. Akemi
smiled back at him in agreement.
"Babe, I thought we had two different times to choose from." Touji said to
Hikari.
"I got the schedule for Sunday not Saturday, we got five minutes." Hikari
said.
"SAY WHAT!?!" the children screamed in unison. In moments Touji
and Hikari saw blurs of color zoom pass them. The children all ran for
their train and just barely made it.
Once they all had got on the train and payed for their tickets Ngumo was the
first to speak "We just made it.(Then to Rei) I wonder what Aoki’s doing, he
was real pissed at me before we left."
"Um, dude not to sound mean or anything but could we not talk about
Furisawa." Rei said fairly upset.
"Oh, okay......Why?" Ngumo asked.
"Why what?" Rei said sweetly.
"Do you think I’m ashamed of him? Do you think you’re to good
for him or something?" Ngumo shot back. Seeing the trouble brewing
Kensuke and Akemi took their seats in the back of the bus instead of
in front of the fuding couple. On their way back they passed Shinji,
Asuka, Touji and Hikari.
"So Ikari going back to when Rei first came to
school. How long have you and Asuka been going at it?" Touji said
smirking. Shinji and Asuka’s mouths both dropped to the floor in shock.
Touji only pointed and laughed at the two.
"I for one would like to make it quite evident that me and Shinji are not
‘going at it’ now or anytime soon." Asuka said sternly.
"Yeah Ikari probably wouldn’t fullfill her." Hikari said slyly.
"Hey!" Shinji shot back.
"Let me also assure you Ms. Horaki that Shinji is enough for me, you and
wonder girl all at once. Trust me I’ve seen it." Asuka said standing up and
pointing at Ikari.
"Hey!" Shinji shouted. His face turned very red, Hikari’s mouth dropped and
Touji started lauging at Shinji.
"Gee Shinji you must be a real manly man." Hikari said giggling.
"I cower before you Shinji. You and your ‘balogna-pony’" Touji said still
laughing.
"Like you can talk Suzuhara. You and your teeni-eenie-weenie little, short
and leenie short, short friend." Asuka said smirking.
"Bite me Asuuuka!" Touji said. Asuka then commenced to sucking on her pinky
finger.
"Nothing to it Touji." Asuka said evily.
"Just what are you implying Soryu? That Ikari is bigger than Touji." Hikari
asked inquisitively.
"I’m only stating the facts." Asuka said.
"Oh yeah." Hikari said.
"Yeah." Asuka said.
"Then prove it." Hikari said slyly.
"Gladly, Shinji off with those pants. Now!" Asuka demanded.
"You to Touji!" Hikari screamed. Shinji, who was not enjoying the
conversation topic and was comfortably in his pants, slowly looked up at
Touji. Touji was looking very self conscience at the moment.
"I did not STUDDER Shinji off with them!" Asuka yelled.
"Ticket collection!" yelled the female train cart conductor. Touji got the
tickets from Hikari and handed them to the conductor. The conductor slowly
made her way to the back and collected Akemi and Kensuke’s tickets.
"Do you think we should have stayed up their." Akemi said.
"Nah." Kensuke responded. He thouht to himself a moment and then said
"And that’s a direct order private."
"Got it major." Akemi said giving him a mock salute.
"By the way, Kensuke said slowly, I really like your hair." Akemi gave him a
really goofy smile.
"You say the cutest things Aida." She said while falling onto his shoulders.
Kensuke tensed up at first then relaxed as he wiped the small amount of
crimson from his nose.
"I saw that." Akemi said with her eyes closed. Kensuke gave out a pathetic
laugh.
Four seats up: "I just don’t feel like my life needs to revolve around him
like yours does." Rei said meanly.
"You just don’t like him because he isn’t like everyone else." Ngumo said.
"Bull-Shit! My brother is ‘like him’." Rei said.
"You should accept him." Ngumo said.
"You know for someone so cute and nice you really can get annoying." Rei
shot back. There was a short period of silence.
"You think I have a nice ass?" Ngumo asked.
"Yeah me and Aoki both." Rei said under her breath.
"How dare you?" Ngumo said only to be interupted by Rei with
"I’ve had it with you!"
"Why are you acting like such a Mega-Bitch?" Ngumo asked very upsetly.
"So now I’m your bitch. Well forgive me if we all can’t be as manly as you
and Aoki during your little ain't no good men or women around bitch
sessions in the bathroom after he runs out of he room real manly-like." Rei
said arcastically.
One seat over and one
back: "The lady is gone Asuka. You can get up." Shinji said softly. Asuka
pushed herself off of Shinji.
"You guys are too much of a wimp to show us." Asuka said.
"No I'm not." Touji said.
"I am." Shinji squeaked.
"Well if Ikari isn't gonna do it Touji isn't either." Hikari said.
"Fine."
"I guess no one wins then." Asuka said quietly.
Later Asuka got up saying she had to go to the bath room.
Soon Hikari looked at Touji’s face and she could tell he looked
extremely pensive. Just when Hikari was about to ask him what was
wrong he got up and headed towards the bathroom. Touji noticed Asuka
standing there when he walked over to her, he pushed her head towards his
own. There tounges danced as gracefully as a swallow in flight. *THUD*
"What was that noise?" Akemi asked.
"It came from the where Asuka was standing. Maybe she had a dizzy spell you
should go check on her." Kensuke said to Akemi. Akemi lept up from her seat
and went to the dark area.
"How could you?" Akemi quielty said when she approached the sight of Asuka
and Touji suspended in an unbalanced kiss.
Hikari had heard the thud and saw Akemi run towards the bathroom. She
thought her best friend might be sick or hurt so she got up to go help. When
she made it to the area and saw Asuka and Touji kissing she quietly glided
past Akemi, over to Asuka and slapped her in the face. And then with teary
eyes Hikari made her declaration.
"You BITCH! I hate you."
Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden
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Ending Comments: I hope you langoliers are enjoying the new dramatic
twists. The story is losing it's innocence and a new mystique is born. I
will give you one important detail. Every event and character has some
significance no matter how big, small or medium. Fans and Haters please
E-mail me. Fans you might be able to milk an entire season out of me before
the last episode if anyone has good ideas. Haters help me to see my faults
so maybe I can change and you can become a fan instead. My E-mail address is
kaorunagisa@yahoo.com
Next Ep: Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever
pt.3 This is the last episode under that title I promise. We finally
get to the concert and the kids do a little partying afterwards,
Aoki's condition is revealed and he gets a very special visitor. An
"ancient one" (Eva:R reference. Check it out it so totally rocks!) More
angst's and fun coming your way in the next installment of
Evaless: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev!
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