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I have a new story for you
NAME: EVA A World Twisted
TYPE:Comedy, action
CROSSOVER: No real crossover but had Star Wars influence I really need to
ask, if I send more than one chapter do I need to send them seprately
Thanks again
Oookay
I've finished three chapters of The Saga continues.
I'm now clue less how to go on so I'm changing my pace
I've always wanted to write a totally deranged fic so here I go
DISCLAIMER
ALL CHARACTERS ARE PROPERTY OF GAINIX. OWNED
AND COPYRIGHTED. (except Anthony Draven, I created him, Oh and the new girl
Myna Yucana {Thanks for the name Yuiji }) THERE ARE SOME
JEDI IDEAS IN THIS STORY LINE, SO PLEASE MR. LUCAS DON'T SUE ME
STAR WARS ARE THE BEST AMERICAN FILMS EVER!!!! (it helps to suck up)
BESIDES I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF THIS SO WHAT'S THE POINT???
WARNING: There is some foul language in this fic, I'm tired of watching my mouth
WARNING: There may be some lime scented scenes so all you highly religious people
should get the hell out!
WARNING: Beware the Dark Side
WARNING: NO sanity here
WARNING: Reading this story could.. "ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN WARNINGS!
GET ON THE STORY!" sorry Misato
"These are spoken words"
| author butting in |
/computer message/
And now for all you real Eva-maniacs I give you my strangest story
EVA: A World Twisted
Prologue
Finally the story was done. The tired author sat back in his chair to view the completed work.
"Took me long enough"
He sighed, it had been a long Thursday. He had wanted to get it
completed to send in to SDAT on Friday. All day he'd been doing revisions
and up grades.
"I hope the Eva community likes it" he said
You can tell he's tired, he taking to himself
"I wonder what it would be like to live one of these fan fics?
One of these really twisted (not intended to offend anyone) ones 'Like Is Nothing Sacred', 'Garden of Eva' or 'Imagine Normality'
Must be fun"
"Would you like to find out?" called a voice out
"Huh? Who said that?' asked the author
"I did" said the voice from behind him
The author turned around to see Karou standing in his room
"Oh, great. I've got a new addition to mail in for 'When you watched too much Eva!"
"I repeat, Do you want to find out"
"Umm, Yeah, I guess"
"Fine, later sucker"
Karou's hand suddenly shot up and zapped the tired author
"All to easy. Young fool, he's trapped there and I'm free of these
ridiculous fan-fics for all time! HAHAHAHA Free!"
"DON'T BET ON IT"
"Who's there?"
"YOUR BOSS!!"
"Aww Hell" "NOW GET BACK IN THAT FIC"
"What about the guy I just sent in?"
"Make a clone stupid, leave it here so no one suspects anything"
"But what about the original"
"He's screwed because one you're in a fan-fiction There ain't no coming back!"
Karou extend his hands and created a clone of the author, then disappeared.
The clone woke up
'Whoa, what a dream. Gives me a great idea for a really twisted fan-Fic thought"
EVA: A World Twisted Chapter one
A Twisted Morining
Asuka and Misato were naked, waving to him
he moved over Asuka
She looked him right in the eyes and said
"HEY, Anthony! Time to get up!"
"Huh?"
Suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his head that snapped him awake
"Huh? What? Oh, it you Asuka."
"What the hell does that mean?" asked Asuka angrily
"It means beat it so I can get dressed, unless you want to get a look at my trusty weapon"
"Baka Hentai" Asuka shouted as she slapped him
'Oww, What was that for you little hellcat?"
"For being a pervert"
"All right, now get out so I can get dressed"
"Hurry up! we'll be late' Asuka slammed the door on her way out
"Yeah, whatever you crazy hellcat" he whispered under his breath
Anthony looked at the clock twenty minutes before school
"Aww shit!"
Ten minutes later found three children running for the school
"Anthony if we're late I'm going to kill you" said Asuka
"Aww suck it Asuka, If you don't like it, go live with Rei!" said Anthony
'How DARE you say that to me!"
"I thought you didn't hate Rei anymore.?"
"No I mean how dare you tell me to suck it"
"Why? I think you'd be good at it?"
"WHAT!? You PERVERT" Asuka swung her bag, striking him
in the back of the head.
"Oww, I see Hikari's being training you well"
Running alone with them Shinji smiled.
Life had gotten better in the past few months After the last (16th) Angel things started going great
Asuka had come out of her coma and was back as annoying as ever., Rei had opened up, acting like any teenage girl.
Asuka and Rei had become good friends.
Together with Hikari and the new girl Myna, from England and lived with Hikari, they had formed a little clique, who seemed bent on keeping four certain young boys in line
Shinji though of his own little group. The girls called them the five stooges
due to the arrival of the 6th Child Karou Nagisa. They joking
referred to the girls as the Femme Fatals because to cross one of these females was very dangerous, down right fatal Toji was still the 5th child, thanks to some quick action on Anthony and Shinji's part they had pulled the entry plug out of Eva-03 before they destroyed
it. Later Eva-03 was rebuilt and Toji was hired again. The Eva-05 had arrived
with Karou. Kensuke was the 7th Child, Hikari the 8th and Myna the 9th
These Children had no Evas of their own so they were back up pilots
Kensuke was the only one complaining about this! Although since
Myna joined he's been doing a lot less complaining
| Eva-05 doesn't look like the ones in the movie. It look like a Proto-type with two eyes and all white|
Our heroes made it to class with less than a minute to spare.
Hikari looked relieved when Asuka walked in
Before anything was said the ancient professor walked in to begin the lesson
"I was a young man living in Tokyo when Second Impact happened....."
thought Toji
His compter beep and displayed a message
/Hey Toji, Remember the party tonight./
He smiled and glanced over at Shinji
He began to type
/Hell buddy I ain't missing this bash/
/Better not, It's not every day Misato is gone for a couple of days and doesn't ask Kaji to sit with us/
/Now your absolutely sure?/
/Yes for the final time dumbass yes. She's leaving today at four and won't be
back until after four tomorrow so we have the whole night and the fringe to ourselves/
/Hot Damn!!!!/
Hikari was reading the expression in Toji's face. She smiled.
The night they were all waiting for had finally arrived. Misato was gone, and the
fridge was full of food and beer. The perfect formula for a party especially
for eight teens suffering from raging hormones. Hikari glanced at Myna, the latest addition to their group. Myna was of average build, maybe slight above average in the
bust area. Her dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and tan made her a natural draw to the boys in the school. It seemed strange that her attention was focused mostly on Kensuke.
Hikari had know Kensuke a long time and was glad someone finally liked him.
A beep at her own computer caught her attention
/Seems Toji is ready. Are you?/
Hikari glanced over at Rei, who waved slightly.
/Of course I'm ready. You think the boys are the only ones who have big hopes for tonight?/
/Hell no! Asuka has been talking about her plans all week, I kind of pity the 4th Child/
/Really? What does she have planned?/
/Let's just say that if she gets Anthony in her room, I doubt we'll see either one
until at least noon/
/Geez, I didn't think Asuka was that needy/
/ You mean that horny?/
Hikari barley control the laugh
Kensuke, who sat near Hikari heard the restrained laugh.
It brought a grin to his face. He turned to type in his computer
/ Hey Anthony. It's going to be a blast tonight/
The reply came back
/It took you this long to figure it out? I realized to potential for the party when
it was suggested/
/Who did first suggest the idea?/
/Shinji/
/Shinji? Quite, shy Shinji??
/I think he's looking for a chance to move in on Rei/
/The opportunistic pervert/
/OH! Like all your plans are squeaky clean. Don't bull shit me 7th Child
I bet you stocked up on condoms!/
Kensuke turned red. Anthony was right.
The lunch bell rang and the students broke up to eat.
Our Degenerates were in the far left of the room and the Fatal were on the right. It was like two armies. planning battle strategies for that night. Strangely enough both groups had the same plan
No one leave a virgin!
End Chapter One
Hell, that was fun
I was planning to make the chapter longer but this seems a good way to end it
I have no idea how many chapters this one will be.
As for where to go after the party, I plan an Angel attack then our heroes go on a cruise, yeah you heard me a cruise, A1-I-Bus. I like the idea, destination is similar. Their head for either Anthony's home of New York-2 or for Myna's home of England I know it seems like copying Imagine Normality but, shit there's only so much that an be done so don't get pissed off at me.
I will say that your story Imagine Normality is one of the funnier fic I've read. Excellent Job!!!
Yes I like Star Wars but I not one of those weirdoes who wait on line over night to get tickets for the Phantom Menace. Now if it had been End of Evangelion being shown in US theaters I'd wait on line week and I'm sure most of you would too. Any way I've got to start on Chapter 2: Twisted Planning
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