AUTHOR: Inori
TITLE: How Genrou became Tasuki!
Once upon a time, there was this one dude named Philip William Shun'u Kou
Rochester the IV, but since the name was so long (and he hated it so much!)
everyone called him Genrou!
Genrou was a normal young boy. He loved milk, exercising every morning,
studying, he was respectful to his elders, had a beautiful vocabulary, NEVER
drank (especially not sake!!), and loved his sisters dearly. He thought very
highly of women, thinking they the most honest, sweetest, greatest, most
trustworthy people on earth. He longed to get married and start a family of
his own.
Every morning, Genrou went to his job at the local dairy farm
"Good morning, Genrou!" said his boss, Mr. Nemura.
"Good morning, sir!" replied Genrou with a kind smile, "How are you
this fine and beautiful morning?"
"Fine, fine, my boy!" answered Mr. Nemura, "Are you ready to work?"
"Oh, yes, sir! I know it will be a day in which I will strive to be a
most productive employee!" said Genrou, his eyes shining with hope and
eagerness, and a little halo appearing on his head.
Mr. Nemura looked at Genrou with kindness. Genrou had always been his
best employee. He was punctual, courteous, always did his work, everything he
needed in an employee. Until one day...
Genrou was at work and it was time to milk the cows, which Genrou LOVED
doing. He got a discount on the milk, and Genrou LOVED milk! As he approached
the cow, his priced earring which his sister Aidou had given him fell on the
ground. He bent to pick it up and didn't see the giant cow about to sit on
him. Genrou only had time to see the cow's tail get close, and then all
became black...
The boy opened his eyes slowly...
"What the h*ll happened?...I..."
He lay on a bed in what seemed to be a sort of hospital. Suddenly the
door opened and 2 men and 6 woman walked in.
"Son! Are you okay? I heard a cow sat on you! And...well...Are you
okay? How many fingers do you see?" said the man, holding up 2 fingers.
"Aw, h*ll! What the "&@# 're you cryin about?!" answered the boy.
Everyone was shocked.
"Gen-Genrou?!" exclaimed a shocked girl of about 20.
"Who the h*ll are you?!" asked the boy with a confused expression on
his face.
"Who am I?! Oh, no! Does he have amnesia?! I'm your sister!! Aidou!!"
said the girl frantically.
"Aidou?! D*#@, that's a stupid name! HAHAHAHAHA!" said the boy.
The girl, shocked, grabbed a nearby log and threw at him.
"What the @#&%'d you do that for?!" yelled the boy rubbing his head,
"And what's this "Genrou" s@#&?! My name's Tasuki!! TA-SU-KI!"
The eldest lady came up to the boy and hugged him ferouciously, his head
ending up...uh...you know where!
"GENROU, MY SON!!" exclaimed the talented woman.
"Mmmfmf!! What the-" he yelled, before being smothered again.
"I thought you'd died!! Oh, my precious little angel!!" said the
woman, still smothering him.
Tasuki pushed the woman away and yelled "My name ain't Genrou! I'm
Tasuki!! I'm a %$#@ Suzaku seishi!!"
Everyone stared at him for a moment. Tasuki smiled slowly. They were
understanding finally! Then, it came...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! AHAHAHAA!!"
Tasuki couldn't believe it. They were laughing! AT HIM!!
"Shut up, you $%&# @#$%&#%!!" he said, unleashing such a beautiful
string of profanity that everyone in the room became silent.
"Anou...Genrou...Who taught you that word?"
To be continued! (
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