Here is where the tongues loosen and ramblings are released faster than you can blink. Located here also is the You Know You Love Maul Too Much When listings that can define if you're a nutsy, but lovable, FeMaul. I accept random sayings that've popped out of your mouth while watching the movie, shopping for Maulchandise, or how you handled a certain rude person who told you to shut it while you gushed about Maul. Fun for all!
First, we'll cover the YNYLMTMW list right here. Below will be the rest of the sections of this part of the site. Enjoy!
You Know You Love Maul Too Much When...
1.) You can hardly navigate through your bedroom the Maul population is so big.
2.) People can't turn around without being face to face with Maul while visiting your room/house/etc..
3.) Your brain will not compute topics that don't relate to anything about Maul or the movie.
4.) You squeal like an excited teenager whenever Maul comes onto the screen.
5.) You squeal whenever you see something about Maul.
6.) Your ideal man must be skilled, silent, and able to snarl on command and do it convincingly.
7.) If you cannot find said ideal man, you convert your current man into a Maul trainee.
8.) You dump him when he fails and continue your search.
9.) For you, a day is not a day without at least listening to Maul's theme before bed, breakfast, lunch, dinner, and when you retire for the night.
10.) You suddenly find short men attractive when once you shunned them.
11.) Bald men have become the focus of your roving eye.
12.) You engage in impossible battles with two people a foot taller than you.
13.) Your attempts at flipping backwards across a catwalk has proven nothing save for you have a broken arm now.
14.) The word 'Maul' is put into you everyday vocabulary. (ie. Maulchandise, FeMaul, Maultimedia)
15.) It's your birthday and you've had the local ice cream parlor design a cake with Maul's face on it.
16.) You throw it back in their faces when they color his eyes wrong.
17.) Nothing but Maul-related gifts will do on your birthday, Christmas, or your anniversary w/ your spouse or boyfriend.
18.) Whenever someone wrongs you you declare revenge and when it comes you say calmly "At last I will have my revenge." (There's always room for personal modification!)
19.) During a trip to the toy store you draw huge red X's over the Obi-Wan Kenobi figures, snarling the whole time and cursing him out.
20.) You praise Vader for killing Kenobi years and years after Maul's death.
21.) Desperate to see Maul in action again you picket the lawns of Skywalker Ranch, demanding he at least have a memory cameo.
22.) You call money credits.
23.) Your license plate reads SITH.
I'm sure soon I'll have to put that list elsewhere once it grows larger. Here's the rest of the sections.
My Collection
Rants
Quotes
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Here's some photos of my personal Maul collection. I'm gonna need a lot more film eventually if it keeps growing!
Just your basic ranting and ravings.
A collection of some of our more memorable quotes regarding Maul or Ray. Feel free to add if you want to. :)
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