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SailorMoon Death Match



ParaPara: Hi, I'm ParaPara. Click for a picture of ParaPara, The Fairy of Annoyance
SailorSaturn: And Hello, I'm SailorSaturn. We will be your anoucers for tonight's exciting SailorMoon Death Bowl 99'. Click to see a picture of SailorSaturn
ParaPara: That's right, Saturn. Tonight we bring you The Battle of The Flute Players of SailorMoon. Featuring:

V.S.
__________ Alan_______________________Peruru


SailorSaturn: It has been debated which one of these two SailorMoon X-Villians is the better flute player. So here tonight we have captured these two...
*ParaPara passes a note to SailorSaturn not to tell how they captured Alan and Peruru*
SailorSaturn:....to find who will claim the title to best flute payer in SailorMoon.
ParaPara: And we have also gone to a great effort to tie up Ann and Super SailorChibi-Moon.
Ann: LET ME GO!!!! ALAN!
Super SailorChibi-Moon: AHHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!!! TWINKLE..YE..!!

SailorMercury: MERCURY ICE BUBBLE BLAST!
*SailorMercury freezes Super Sailor Chibi-Moon from yelling*
ParaPara: And just look at Mercury! She's here and everything without ever having to be captured and draged here!
SailorSaturn: Thanks Mercury!
*SailorMercury Nods*
*Crowd Cheers*
*Bell Rings*
SailorSaturn: There's the bell, you now what that means. *Saturn turns and looks at ParaPara for her cue*
ParaPara: That the fight is ready to begin!
*Crowd Cheers*
*Alan and Peruru are draged into the ring. Alan is put in the green corner, Peruru is put in the Blue*
*SailorVenus steps into the ring as the Referorie*
SailorVenus: Now you both now the rule, who ever is still alive at the end of the fight is the winner.
*Bell rings*
*SailorVenus leaves the ring*
*Alan smiles evily*
Peruru: So you think you can really beat me?
SailorSaturn: We would also like to inform everyone that Alan took a vow of silence and has not said a single word for 3 years strait.
*Peruru reaches in his pocket and pulls out small candy looking things*
ParaPara: Looks like Peruru is going to try the Bon-Bon Baddies attack on Alan. This was preformed by his three brothers, but the attack was useless cuase they all died.
*ParaPara giggles*
*Peruru shoots Parapara a mean look*
*ParaPara sinks down in her chair*
SailorSaturn: Looks like Peruru doesn't have much to do unless he is going kill Alan with dancing cookies.
ParaPara: I can't belive it! Peruru is trying to make a break for it! STOP HIM!
SailorVenus and SailorMars run after Peruru
SailorMars: JUST WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
SailorVenus: You heard my rules! NOW MARCH YOUR BUTT BACK INTO THE RING!
ParaPara: SailorVenus sure does have a way of getting people to do what she wants.
*SailorSaturn nods in agreement*
*Peruru marches back up the stairs to the ring
*Bells rings*
SailorSaturn: But WHERE IS ALAN NOW?
Alan: Ann? Ann? SPEAK TO ME ANN!
SailorSaturn: Hey Para?
ParaPara: Yea?
SailorSaturn: Just how tight did you tie those ropes around Ann?
*Long Pause*
ParaPara: Well now that we know Ann is....umm...no longer moving....Let's see how Super SailorChibi-Moon is holding out.
*SailorSaturn Sighs*

SailorMercury: Still as frozen as ever!
*Crowd Cheers*
SailorSaturn: I wonder if the crowd likes when SailorMercury talks, or the idea of Super SailorChibi-Moon being frozen?
*ParaPara shrugs*
ParaPara: Does it really matter?
SailorSaturn: Not really. But lets continue with the fight.
*Bell rings*
*SailorVenus steps back into the ring*
Lets Continute where we left off before, with NO disturbences.
*SailorVenus steps out of the ring*
*Alan smiles evily at Peruru*
*Quickly Alan runs over and punches Peruru in the nose*
Alan: AHHH!!!! THIS ONE IS FOR YOU ANN!
*Peruru doges the punch and takes the opperitunity to poke his flue though Alan's right leg*
ParaPara: Now that has got to hurt.
*Alan looks in horror at his leg that has Peruru's flute shoved though it and is bleeding everywhere*
SailorSaturn: EwwwwwWwWWWww....
ParaPara: We would also like to say that Cardians are not allowed.
*At that moment all the of the lights above Alan come crashing down upon him crushing poor Alan to death as his brains fall out*
*Bell rings*
*SailorVenus steps into the ring and grabs Peruru's hand and pulls it up into the air*
SailorVenus: We have a winner!
*Crowd cheers*
SailorSaturn: Now what I want to know is what made all of those lights fall on top of Alan.
ParaPara: WAIT! I think I see something! It's...It's...
*ParaPara swints and looks up
ParaPara: IT'S SAILOR JUPITER!!!
*SailorJupiter jumps down*
ParaPara: SailorJupiter! You killed Alan!
*Peruru slips out of the room before anyone can take his award away from him*
SailorJupiter: I had some old pay back on him for what he did to Ken.
*Crowd cheers*
SailorSaturn: Well there you have it folks this is SailorSaturn..
ParaPara: And this ParaPara saying, Good Night and Good Fight.

*Theme song plays as crowd leaves*

THE END


No animals were hurt in the making of this story and I aplogize to all the Ann and Alan fans out there. This was simply meant to be a joke, and as long as you are on this page Peruru rules all. *Laugh* Just kidding... Also I can't spell anything right what so ever so umm...please excuse all miss-spelled words. And I say one more time that I really don't want a bunch of hate mail. I AM NOT AN ANTI PERSON! (Just a very annoying person) I like Alan, Alan and Chibiusa, they are all very cool!! I saved a whale so please get off my back. :P ~ParaPara