Sailor Delirious

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I was ready to scream at him. My physics teacher was such a nincompoop! Mr. Murdoc, jokingly called Murder Doc {as in Murder Doctor, for those who are slow amongst us}, had no clue what he was talking about. Kelvin did not invent gravity! No one invented gravity, Newton made a theory as to what it was.
I’m sorry, I didn’t introduce myself: I am Darius McDermond. Intelligent, sophisticated, benevolent, selfless, exemplary, god-like, humble and so many more adjectives describe me!!!
I love science and math, everything else does not matter!
(Uhm… actually he is bad at everything else…)
Oh be quiet, you old hellcat!
(I am no hellcat, imbecile, I am Florie, aka Sailor Earth!)
Right… I have no time to argue with someone so unimportant as you! So where was I, the hellcat made me forget where I was! Oh, yes, yes, I was just finishing my humble description of my worthy being. Computers are the best thing since bottled soda and family-size plain potato chip bags.
Anyway, let us continue this exciting story. I was in school, going around my usual activities, such as pestering annoying Freshmen {it’s my job, I’m a senior}. I got to this one who thought he could actually bump into me and then expect to get off the hook with a simple ‘Sorry, my overlord, my unworthy being does not deserve to touch your greater being!’ Instead, I stuck his face in one of the toilets that the custodian cleaned at the regular time {five days ago}. It was a necessary and proper, as it says, word for word, in the constitution.
I finally got to lunch, after I broke through a wall of undeserving Freshmen and Sophomores, and ate my ‘looks-like-dog-food-hamburger’ {it actually was quite tasty}. I was in a conversation with my friend Tim when-
(Ignore that, he has no friends. He meant to say the guy who listens to him and nods.)
ANYWAY, as I was saying before the hellcat interrupted me, we were talking about Murder Doc, when this huge, ugly monster appeared, screaming that it wanted energy. It was quite rude though, since it snatched the Slim Fast Energy Bar right out of my hand and threw it away. It was only a gesture of my philanthropic self. I was now furious, and decided to hurt him.
I got up and kicked him, punched him, and-
(What he means is that he slapped and scratched him, then ran off crying.)
Would you quit interrupting me, bozo, and let me tell the story. So, I did not win the hard battle, and I was forced to retreat. When I finally jumped behind my lunch-table, dodging an energy blast {how wasteful he was with that energy! He wanted so much of it, and then goes and throws it away!!!} I jumped on a cat. Ouch, that hurt!
I was about to shoo it away, when I heard it talk! It said that I should use this pen and say ‘Delirious Magical Power’ in order to transform. I asked what I would transform into {boy, if I had known!!!} but the cat just said that I should try and see. I was a helper, and I felt the urge to do so, in order to save many souls, even if they were not deserving of me doing so. I stood up, held the pen up high and screamed “Delirious Magical Power!” Instantly, this heat-wave-like-thing surrounded my strong, muscular body and changed me.
When I say changed me… I mean changed me!!! I was suddenly a girl, with a short skirt and some nasty bodice that was way too tight. I was wearing earrings and a necklace and a stupid tiara! I was horrified. But soon, I regained my composure and-
(He means that he fell over backwards, blown away by an energy bolt thrown by the monster. I would have done so too if something that horrible were suddenly to appear!!!)
Shut up, valueless soul! I was fighting back with kicks and punches, but how could I, I was stuck in a body of an unworthy! The cat helped me out, and told me to use my powers.
(That was followed of a fifteen minute break where he … she? tried many different stupid things, like ‘Dragon Slave,’ ‘Earth Eagle Strike,’ ‘Jupiter Thunder Dragon,’ and ‘Hell Bolt.’ Finally, the cat, Dennis, told him to use his powers. Of course, this led to another question namely what were his powers.)
Would you be quiet and let me tell my own stories! Bad enough you write yours… tsz! So, yeah, Dennis finally told me my power: Delirious Delusions! I tried it, and it was incomprehensibly awesome! It was made out of a wavy beam, white with glitter {so, I like glitter…} and it totally overwhelmed that unimportant monster, who was blessed with attention that I gave it! I kicked ass!
(He did, just like Sailor Moon would do, when she’s all by herself!)
That is so nice of you, unwor- wait a sec! That was so awful, hellcat! I wish that you may hurt and rot in hell! Anyway, so I beat the crap out of it, and Sailor Delirious won the day! Pretty good for a chick! But then again, my superior being was in her body… I was her, so there was no way she could lose.
*Florie kicks Daruis* (Right, now, buddy, why don’t ya show some of that good stuff?)
I would, except for the fact that a hellcat like you is not important enough to see my masterly skills perform.
(Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright… of course, I understand.)
Good.
*Florie takes a big hose and cools Darius’ ego down a little*
*Darius takes revenge on Florie’s unworthy being and smashes a cake in her face*
(Ok, now it’s war)
Before this gets too much out of hand, I will have to say my goodbye and I bless you with my thoughts!
(This is Florie and Darius, signing off. It’s war now!)
#The End#