7. "A Friend"

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A friend is a friend
No matter how big or small
‘Cause you know everyone
Needs a friend after all

They’re caring, they’re helpful
They help when you’re stuck
I have this nice friend...
I’ll sell her for five bucks!

Just kidding, my friend
I’ll sell her for nine
Just kidding, again. I’ll stop
These strange jokes of mine

Where was I? Oh, Yes
A friend is so kind
So light and cheery
Even at the worst times

A friend is somebody
Who gets a gift for your birthday
And I don’t mean a dumb, cheap gift
Like one that’s homemade!

Just joking again
Anyway, as I was saying
A friend is somebody
Who always feels like playing

When your dog ate it instead of your homework
A friend always shares their lunch
It just doesn’t like fractions, you guessed
As you started to munch

A friend is somebody
Who lends a laugh when your down
Somebody who gives the credit to you
When Waldo they found

Somebody to share a hug
Someone to share your fun
Somebody like an angel...
I wish I had one