* "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead!"
"No more rhymes now, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"Arrrrgghh!" -The Princess Bride
* "Do you know? Do you know? Do you really know?" -The Shadow Girls, Revolutionary Girl Utena
* "Wait... that's not my car! That's my car!" -Random Car Commercial
* "We thought it was an alien, but it was just a chair." -Marisa
* "Outsmarting it will only make it smarter..." -Uh.. I forget...
* "Hi... I'm Dr. Thtewart... and I'm gonna do a terrific thow today... because.... I'm good enough, I'm thmart enough, and, doggonit... people like me." -Dr. Stewart, Saturday Night Live
* "Sore wa himitsu desu!" -Xelloss, The Slayers
* "Sore wa himitsu da!" -Zelgadiss, The Slayers
* "Get some... sour cream and onion chips... with some dip, man... Some beef jerky, some peanut butter... Get some Haagen Daas ice cream bars... whole lotta Ha- make sure- chocolate! Gotta have chocolate, man... some popcorn- bread popcorn... Grahm crackers! Graham crackers and marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and make some s'moores, man!" -Jim Breuer, Half Baked
* "You're never alone with a clone!" -A pin
* "Zingy, Dingy, and Sparkly!" -Poopsie-Man
* "Help meh, help meh!" -Mom
* "Kachunkuh, kachunkuh!" -Mom
* "Eep!" -Jean
* "Meow?" -Jean
* "Damn you, Rezo..." -Zelgadiss, The Slayers
* "People of Earth, do not eat us- we come in peas." -Aliens, Bizarro
* "I don't feel the love!" -Hop
* "Nergh..." -Hop
* "Yeah, wait... no, wait.. ye-yeah..." -Jean
* "Yah, yeah, yea, yeah, ya, YAH, yea, Yeah, yeah, yea, ya, Yah, yeah, YEA, yah." -Hop
* "Plastic bag, plastic bag... plastic bag, plastic bag." -Tom Green, The Tom Green Show
* "What is light without dark?" -Tim Curry, Legend
* "Love is (surely) better when it's gone." -Tonic
* "I want a donut!" -James, Pokemon
* "Nothing? Nothing? Nothing, tra la la?!" -Labyrinth
* "I don't need anyone to laugh with, I just laugh!" -The House On Mango Street
* "As one is burried after life, one has neared their idea of perfection." -Hop, "Perfect Reason"
* "The darkest hour is just before dawn."
* "A Holy Bible next to an ashtray." (Good picture in mind, huh?)
* "A test cannot be passed unless it is given."
* "I'm not stealing it. . . I'm just borrowing it and it was there when I got here! Hee hee!" -Azusa
* "Inconcievable!" -The Princess Bride
* "For me?"
* "Patience, Iago. . . Patience!" -Jafar, Aladdin
* "Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place!"
* "Smile! There are footprints on the ceiling!" -Erica
* "Trouble and Macaroni are best when swallowed hot." -Erica
* "I left my room with silent dignity, but caught my foot in the mat." -Erica
* "I say spinich and I say to hell with it!" -Erica
* "Is that new?"
"Naw, I just never wear it." -Yean and Hop
* "Love is so strong, yet it cannot overcome the night." -Hop
* "You know it's alive. Worse yet... It knows you're alive." -Some commercial
* "Uh... Did I just score?" -Yean and Hop, adopted from Butthead
* "Even the innocent burn at the stake."
* "I ask for nothing, Master."
"Then you shall recieve it... In abundance!" -Dr. Frankenfurter and Magenta, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
* "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
* "You've been a bad boy... Go to my room!"
* "Well, cut off my legs and call me Stumpy.." -Daria
* "Make the boy bald!" -Brooke
* "All we have left is lip gloss!" -Brooke
* "I like making me bladder gladder." -Shayne
* "Screw reason, man... Left life run free." -Hop
* "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya."
* "Copycat until proven better."
* "When you come to the last page, close the book."
* "Even the most beautiful of roses has throns." -Hop
* "I think I'm in love... Whoops, no, just my gas acting up again."
* "The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." -Wilhelm Stekel
* "Snorgh."
"Daddy, you're a genius!" -Hop and Poopsie
* "Yeah, I was so patriotic, I was in red, white, and blue."
* "Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery."
* "If one is good, two must be better!" -The stereotypical American
* "As you get bigger, you must get slower."
* "Are these your eyes? I found them in my cleavage." -Naga
* "Has anyone ever had sex up the nostil?"
* "The pen is mightier than the sword."
* "You don't need to think anymore, you just need to know what you have and know who you have." -Marvel
* "Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
* "I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery- why should I leave the house?"
* "Angels are for real and so are friends; don't drive faster than your angel can fly."
* "He who knows does not speak, he who speaks does not know."
* (Insert lyrics from "Thru the Eyes of Ruby" by Smashing Pumpkins)
