In my communication class got list of some bad usage of english in product advertisements. Will put them here to show you how fun our language can be.

Choose Your Favorite!

Adult duck. Crazy Love. Grassland and lake. A drop of precious sweat for your guts is filling the whole body. Play as eagerly as you can. Adidas gives earnest play to the hearty applause. Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hardboiled. Midget Boy. 440 yards. 1957. Flont Fror Mat Ways of doing it a bojd and somewhat dog behind, book production; carries turned rather. Have you heard one?