The Unofficial SAiLOR MOON Drinking Game!
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by Gregory Lam (gregory.lam@ablelink.org)
Version 1.5 [SMDRINK.TXT] Copyright by me on Dec. 28, 1996
FINALLY, boys and girls, I present a drinking game for _Sailor Moon_,
the great Japanese "kids" anime cartoon series with the adult audience.
ACHTUNG! It has come to my attention that someone else wrote a Drinking
Game sometime in May. Well, I had nothing to do with it! (I first wrote mine
on Feb. 1st). However, I am willing to share notes with him/her.
Apparatus Required:
-!- A television set.
-!- Sailor Moon, R and/or S episodes/movie, either right off the TV
or culled on tape or laserdisc in either the original Japanese or the
English translations.
-!- large quantities of beverage, enough for everyone. (Since this is a
kids' show, I recommend milk; then again, you're not gonna listen to me)
For that extra touch, you can try Sailor Moon pop (It's out there!).
-!- A good stomach, and a near cult-like fascination for Sailor Moon.
1> Turn on television/insert videotape into VCR/insert laserdisc. Dim the
lights. The game begins as soon as the show starts.
2> Watch the show for the following events. When one is seen, take a sip of
your drink. The first person or persons to take the required sips at the
right times gets a point per round. You may want to use a "designated"
non-drinking scorekeeper and shout out the event to him/her since most
likely everyone's eyes will be glued to the TV screen.
3> Note that some events onscreen may not match the criteria below 100%; the
contestants will have to judge beforehand how lenient borderline cases will
be treated. Anyone drinking at the wrong time loses a point. The winner is
the one with the highest points afterwards, the last one left sober or the
last one to use the washroom. Also note that, if you have a shortage of
drink, you can choose whichever of the events from the following list you
want to sip to.
Note: English versions of names and places are in brackets.
-= Sip When =-
<-> Usagi (Serena) is late for school.
<-> Usagi falls flat on her face.
<-> Usagi daydreams about some guy or guys.
<-> Usagi flunks a test.
<-> Usagi screams.
<-> Usagi pigs out on food.
<-> Entire drink if Usagi stops eating due to a life-shattering experience.
<-> Usagi whines.
<-> Usagi plays matchmaker.
<-> Usagi's/Sailor Moon's tails of hair defy gravity.
<-> Rabbit imagery is seen.
<-> Usagi's father goes ballistic at the word 'boyfriend'.
<-> Usagi's mother suggests to bring Usagi's boyfriend for dinner.
<-> Usagi/Chibi Usa (Rini) and Rei have a tongue-sticking contest.
<-> Mamoru (Darien) calls Usagi something creative.
<-> Twice if Usagi growls at him.
<-> Three words: sailor body attack!
<-> Luna gives Usagi motherly advice.
<-> Luna and/or Artemis engage in a battle.
<-> A battle takes place in a deserted area.
<-> Someone emits a moon beam from her forehead.
<-> The moon is seen in the sky.
<-> Queen Serenity is seen, even though she's dead.
<-> The silver crystal's incredible superpowers are displayed.
<-> Any crystal is seen.
<-> A fight is won by using the power of love.
<-> Ami (Amy) is seen with a textbook.
<-> Ami plays the geek ("I'm only ten chapters ahead").
<-> Sailor Mercury uses her pocket computer and/or goggles.
<-> A relative/boyfriend is in danger from a Thing (1 sip per loved one).
<-> Naru (Molly) is attacked/drained of energy.
<-> A civilian is seen in a sailor outfit.
<-> A villain cackles evilly.
<-> Rei (Raye) babbles about Shintoism or performs some pagan ritual.
<-> Rei/Mars senses "evil energy".
<-> Makoto (Lita) sees some guy who looks like her old boyfriend.
<-> Makoto gets angry and hints at impending violence.
<-> Twice if Makoto punches an inanimate object in frustration.
<-> Thrice if Makoto inflicts bodily harm.
<-> A scene is shown with Minako(Mina)'s hair blowing in the wind.
<-> Minako/Sailor Venus leaps impossibly high.
<-> Minako acts funny. (I'll leave that to your interpretation)
<-> A scene is shown with Usagi and Minako acting in unison.
<-> Sailor V is mentioned.
<-> Someone mistakes Haruka for a boy.
<-> Twice if this person is in the audience, not on TV.
<-> Michiru gives one of her little laughs.
<-> Uranus and/or Neptune tell the inner senshi off.
<-> Hotaru gives her patented "freeze a nuclear meltdown at 50 paces" look.
<-> Hotaru collapses, gets sick, etc.
<-> Chibi Usa runs away.
<-> Sailor Moon receives a new weapon, transformation, etc.
<-> Sailor Moon's tiara clinks onto the ground.
<-> Sailor Moon dives for cover in battle.
<-> Sailor Moon transforms to Princess Serenity to fight evil forces.
<-> The senshi channel their powers into Sailor Moon to fight evil forces.
<-> Sailor Moon says, "In the name of the moon, I will punish you."
<-> Other senshi join in to say, "...I will punish you" (1 sip per senshi).
<-> Someone discovers Usagi's secret identity.
<-> Twice if this someone forgets, or doesn't live to tell.
<-> Someone pronounces "Sailor Moon" in a Japanese accent ("say-la muen") in
the English version, or vice versa.
<-> A fight scene is copied off "Dragon Ball Z".
<-> A rose is thrown from above.
<-> Tuxedo Kamen (Tuxedo Mask) appears to save Sailor Moon's neck.
<-> Tuxedo Kamen gives cheap advice ("Follow your destiny, Sailor Moon!").
<-> Tuxedo Kamen's eyemask turns transparent in a scene.
<-> Tuxedo Kamen becomes impaled trying to save Sailor Moon.
<-> Mamoru discovers his true identity, Tuxedo Kamen.
<-> A sailor senshi (scout) Transforms.
<-> Twice if the Demon-Of-The-Week transforms as well.
<-> A youma/demon dumbly looks on as senshi transform/perform an attack move.
<-> The sailor senshi defeat an opponent in less than three minutes.
<-> The Demon of The Week screams "Noooo!" before being destroyed.
<-> Villains set up commercial businesses as a front for their evil agendas.
<-> Someone has a flashback (1 sip per 10 secs of flashback).
<-> Someone loses/regains his/her memory.
<-> Someone's face is comically contorted.
<-> A close-up of someone's eyes is seen.
<-> Someone's eyes glow, glaze over or go all starry.
<-> Someone is brainwashed/possessed/charmed.
<-> Twice if it isn't Mamoru.
<-> A main character dies. (Villains count.)
<-> Another senshi appears to join the team.
<-> A sailor senshi performs an attack move.
<-> Twice if you say the attack words along with the character.
<-> Thrice if you can also say the English version words, or vice versa.
<-> Four times if you stand up and reenact the attack move.
<-> Five times if the move is interrupted.
<-> Double the sips for all of the above for Usagi's attacks.
<-> Karate-like moves of some sort are seen.
<-> Someone is beaten up and walks away without a scratch.
<-> A manga bubble is seen.
<-> A sweat drop is seen on someone's head.
<-> Twice if a sweat drop in a manga bubble is seen.
<-> There is a humungous explosion.
<-> Near nudity is seen (transformations don't count).
<-> Blood is seen.
<-> People kiss.
<-> The show breaks for commercials with our heroine(s) in mortal danger.
<-> There is a reference to Greek mythology.
<-> Gay villains are seen. (This event is actually more fun to find in the
English version, as it has been censored by homophobes.)
<-> Someone teleports.
<-> A killed monster or villain leaves no corpse.
<-> You find yourself talking to people on the screen.
<-> The universe is saved, once again.
Bonus Round:
* At the beginning of each episode, everyone decides on what fashionable
clothes Usagi, Ami, Rei, Mako and Minako are wearing. Everyone who guesses
right gets a point.
* At the beginning of each episode, everyone decides on whether Tuxedo
Kamen will appear to save them. Everyone who guesses right gets a point.
* The first person to say "Yum, yum" when Usagi and food are in close
proximity gets a point.
* In an episode, Usagi is seen taking a swig of a litre of green juice.
The first one to find this scene and outchug Usagi wins the game outright!!
* First person to punch something when Mako gets angry gets a point.
* First person to say, in an evil childish voice, "I want that crystal!"
when Chibi Usa enters the scene gets a point.
And...
The SAiLOR MOON Drinking Game For People Who Oppose Drinking!
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by Gregory Lam (gregory.lam@ablelink.org)
Version 1.4 Copyright by me Dec 28, 1996
The same materials and procedures apply, but the drinking cues are
different. Sip when:
<-> A left-handed person is seen.
<-> A monster is hard to fight.
<-> An attack move is rendered useless.
<-> Sailor Moon makes a wise, objective decision.
<-> Sailor Moon manages to fend off a demon or villain all by herself.
<-> Sailor Chibi-Moon manages to fend off a demon or villain all by herself.
<-> The villain(s) fight the senshi themselves without being chicken and
summon demons instead.
<-> The episode finishes without ever showing Sailor Moon's transformation.
<-> Tuxedo Kamen actually fights off the demons himself.
<-> Mamoru is seen in something other than that green blazer or pink shirt.
<-> Mamoru Transforms.
<-> An obese female is seen.
<-> Males outnumber the females onscreen.
<-> A male cries or blushes.
<-> Luna and/or Artemis act like real cats.
<-> Artemis gets more than two lines in a scene.
<-> A villain appears who is not named after a crystalline substance.
<-> Someone dies of natural causes.
LEGALESE:
This e-document is copyrighted by Gregory Lam, Cult of Serenity. All
rights are reserved. You are allowed to transfer it either electronically or
via hard copy under the condition you do not charge for it, aside from online
charges or the cost of paper. Plagarism will be fought with the full extent of
Sailor Jupiter's Supreme Thunder Dragon. I also will not be held responsible
for any injuries or damages from this text or this game such as paper cuts or
stomach pumping medical bills. SAILOR MOON(tm) and all other copyrights and
names are the registered trademarks of wherever they came from.
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