Then they heard yelling again.
"AHHHHHH~~~~~AH~~~~~OUCH~~~~~~~$&@ Ino yelled out: "AHAAAHHHHHH, it's JunJun's voice, it's his f-word, what's happen to him, I must go back to save him!!!!~~~~~~~~" Then Ino run back to the hospital "JunJun, hung on, I'm comming back to save you~~~~" (Dropler's effect, the last word changed pitch) Sugi and Ryu being left in the parking lot and just can :"..........." Ryu finally awake from the shock :"ah...Sugi, should we go back to help too??" Sugi: "Nah, Ino will take care of that, his mad-chicken spinning fist is more than enough to save J. Now we better deal with WHAT you had done!" Sugi then stare at Ryu with big Smile: "Not you only distrubed mt plan and mess up my fun, but also dare to kiss other person in front of me, how can you explain that, hmmmm~~~" One year of solo, Ryu gain alot of experience and know to deal with this kinda "urgent" situation. Ryu say in his "prince charm" way and patting Sugi's head gently: "I'm doing all this for you, why you can't understand me??" And pat Sugi's head more and using more of his killer eyes (full of stars inside) Sugi brain strat to freeze and start "010010011" in his brain like a squirrel did when seeing a car comming towards him. Ryu saw Sugi's squirrel look, then even pat Sugi's head more gently and turn his killer eyes to higher power "Sugi chan, you know I love you only, I was doing all those for you, can you understand?" Sugi's brain now "hung" even to more serious level, just can look at Ryu with foolish smile on his face totally likes a squirrel. Those are symptoms that Sugi brain is being 100% affected by Ryu's killers eyes, plus the patting and prince charm's voice, Sugi is totally being electric. Seeing all these symptoms, Ryu's killer eyes turn to highest power, have some tears in his eyes (the Glass trademark) "Sugi.....you..how can you mistaken me, my heart is garasu no kokori...Sugi you understand now??" Sugi now being totally unable to think, just can see Ryu in those blurry camera shot with roses as background. Still patting Sugi, Ryu ask the squrriel Sugi, "can you understand Sugi, I was just doing all those for you, I know you are a resonable person" and Ryu kinda nodded his head. Sugi just follow Ryu and nodded his head. "oh~~ Sugi" (in KR's voice) and Ryu hug Sugi, "I love you!! I know you'll understand what I did for you~~~" and kissing Sugi's cheek. Sugi not only the brain "hung" but face still with squirrel like smile. "Sugi, let's back home together, OK?" Sugi just follow Ryu steps and get on the car, and very obidently sit in the car and go away with Ryu. On the other hand, Ino yelling and run to J's room "JunJun...fufufufu..hung..fufufufufu...on..I came" Then open the door and saw Mana lying on the floor facing down in "big" word shape and JunJun was not on the bed. "JunJun, where are you??? I'm comming to save you~~don't scare me...JunJun~~~" Ino look arround and can't find JunJun, start to panic with chicken wings, "Ah...JunJun~~where are you...JunJun~~" Then Ino suddenlt heard some strange noise from the bathroom. "JunJun???" Ino is going to open the bathroom's door... B (5/26/98)
CHAPTER 29
"Eh? Who are you??? Where is JunJun??" Ino looked confused.
"I'm Doctor C.Gackt, expert in xxxx,xxxx and I'm graduate in xxx
universityxxx..." (hahahaI'm not familiar with this...but...well...got the idea that he likes to show he is an "expert"?)
"Oh...." Ino thought inside his heart..."Ah...it's nothing to do with me to find JunJun ah~~~~"
"Ah...so, Doc, where is JunJun??" Ino asked
Camui saw that Ino didn't afraid of his "expert title" feel a little bit "no fun"
said "ah...you mean the patient of this room??"
Ino nodded heavily."Yes Yes!!! Where is JunJun?? I heard his screaming~~~"
"hmm..hmm... I think he hit our nurse then escape..."
"Why?? Why he needs to escape? and where can he go??? His wound hasn't recover yet..."
"Well... I think he refuse the treatment given by our nurse...it is not good!!it shall be corrected..."
Gackt suddenlly shouted."Attention!! there is a paiteint attacked our nurse and escaped!!! He is really dangerous!! We must caught him for further treatment!!!"
"Ehh?? Eh???!!!" Ino tottally shocked. "treatment??!! what treatment??!!!"
"Hmm..he is so aggressive and dnagerous we must check whether he has got
mental disorder (is that the word??)or not..."
"Huh? JunJun is not !!! JunJun is not!! Although he burned his house, but he is not a psyco!!!!" Ino didn't know just add another nail on JunJun's coffin...^^;;
"nani?! He is a pyromania?! Ah ah!! danger danger!!! Guard!! Guard!!"
"Ah!! what are you doing!! no no!!" Ino drag Gackt's sleeves...
"Do release me~~~I need to lead those guards to search him..."
"Wh..what are you going to do to JunJun??" Ino looked so worry...
"What am I going to do?? fu fu fu fu....I wanna !@#$%%$#&%$**^ #Q!@$"
him..." (those exam procedure...^^;; sorry, I am not familar with them)
"aiya!!!No !! No!!! I'm not allowed!!!you can't!! You can't do those to JunJun!!!" Ino was more panic la~~~
"Please...I need to go!!"
"No~~~~you can't do those to JunJun!!!"
"I must!!"
"No!!" Ino unwarily used his chicken wing punch and spinning kick.... KO!!~~~He kicked off Gackt...^^;;
"ah!! Ah~~~I..I...I didn't mean it ah!! gomen!! gomen!!" He wanted waked up Gackt, but he suddenlly remembered J..."ah!!JunJun!!! I must find him!!"
So, Ino dropped Gackt, let him lied on the ground with a "Big" shape together with Mana, and Ino rushed out to the room....
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CHAPTER 30 ( Finale?? )
"Where could JunJun have hid?" Ino felt all exhausted and slide his body against the bench, "I search all possible places, and thought I knew him well enough what he'll think.....I thought we're 'two body in one' ma!!" (ino..what're you saying? for heart-evil gals like us..^^;;;) Ino got really depressed that he couldn't understand JunJun eventually....
Suddenly Ino remembered all that happens: Sugi, Franz, Sugi (again ^^;;;), Ryu...... "sigh~~~ why JunJun is so intimate with everyone but me~~~~~~/__\~~~" Ino wondered, "........eh? why do I care if JunJun intimate with anyone ma....I must be crazy from too much running..."
"What intimate??" Suddenly Sugi stood out from nowhere...
"WA~~~~ GHOST ah~~~~" Ino jumped up and swing his chicken wings madly.
"Ah? Ino?" Ryu also stood out from nowhere....actually Ryu and Sugi were just in the bushes behind Ino's bench.
Ino spoke with his "piggy" mouth, "Why do you guy scare me ma!!!! What are you two doing in the park's bushes at night?"
Ryu and Sugi turned and stared to each other embarassingly....."haha;;;;; well, got hot ma~~~"
Ino: "hot? it's 9 degree out here ne...."
Suddenly they all heard a siren, and saw many police car light shining in the distance. They can barely hear the someone speaking thru the mic "Surrender now!!!"
"AH!!!! Must be JunJun~~~!!!" Ino rush to the police scenes.
They saw Camui holding a mic speaking with many police car surrounded, then they saw a very panic J inside a convinient store.
"DAMN IT!!! You crazy doctor, what do you want from me???" J yelled as if he has gone to the edge of the world....
"JunJun~~" Ino used his big "fat" arms push away the crowd.
"Ino??" J felt as if he saw the angel from heaven...."wow~~~my possible last (?) minute of my life can still see Ino one last time.....I could died a happy man~~~"
Camui turned and pointed at Ino, "What? it's you again!!! Go get him!" one nurse and 3 docters (guess who..^^;;) marched toward Ino's direction.
"GET AWAY FROM ME~~!! wa~~~JUNJUN~~~!!!"
"INO~~~ You !#$#Q@^%#@ guys get away from him~~~~!!!!"
Sugi and Ryu stood and watched from the far, speechless, wondering if they should go helped out this silly mess....
Suddenly a black sporty car drive thru the police and made a quick turn and stop right in front of the convinient store. It was Ichiro and Tetsu (holding "J" the doggie in his arms) in the car.
"wow, is there a party here or something?" Ichiro put his elbow on the window side while another hand on wheel, then ran thru his long hair with his fingers and tilt his head....
Ino stood there (with 4 guys trying to hold him back) and stared at Ichiro, with sparkles in his eyes and murmured "I-Ichiro-san....??? oh my...oh my...." (Ino is thinking "oh my god~~~Ichiro-san is SO kakkoii~~~!!!!!")
Ichiro said, "So, what's going on here? hey, need a ride?" then he turned to J "what about you over there?"
Everyone at the scene just stared at this "kakkoii" intruder blankly (wondering "is this guy clueless or something?"), while Panda got off the car and pulled J and Ino inside the car. Then everyone just turn their heads and followed their sight as the car left in the speed of 120 miles/hr.
After J and Ino finally got back their senses, they realized they were at the back of Ichiro's car. Ichiro said "hoho, that was close huh? next time don't just stood there! Get in the car quickly!!"
Ino faces got all red "Ichiro-san~~~ you save us~~"
Ichiro: "ah, it's nothing....we were just passing by..."
While Ino was playing with the dog, J got a spoiled faced (damn, got saved by my enemy) , "well, next time no need lo!! We would be fine! None of your business ma!"
Ino turned to J and start his chicken wings "wa~~~ junjun, how can you say that to Ichiro-san ah!!!! Wa, Ichiro-san, thank you so much!! Ichiro-san you're truely the hero!!!!" thinking himself "wow, Ichiro-san is so manly and cool, now he's even a life-saver hero for both me and JunJun, he's truely GOD~~~!!!!!" (J: "ino~~~~~T___T")
Then Ino suddenly made a puppy face and said, "J....I'm so sorry that I couldn't protect you! I'm so usulesu~~~"
"No~~!!" (J thought..hoho, Ino is so kawaii ) "Ino, don't every feel bad for me, it's me la..usulesu, let you worried.."
"Therefore I decided..." Ino said, "Ichiro-san, can I followed you from now on? I have so much more to learn from you. I want to learn from you how to be a real man! How to not let down your best friend, and how to protect your best friend! Please Ichiro-san, you're my inspiration, I need to learn how to be a tough and cool man from you!"
Ichiro turned and stared at Ino with a "trademark" smile, "sure!"
"What???" J yelled "but..but...Ino, I'm going to protect you! I'll be with you forever! Please, don't! Don't....stay with me~~~~ I'll take care of you forever~~~!!!" then he realized everyone in the car is starring at him.
"wow~~" Panda finally speaks.
"I....I mean..." J noticed what he said was too "meat-numb", "Ino! You don't have to worry about protecting me, we've been thru so much together, you know how I am...."
Ino stared at J "how come what you said don't convince at all ga? Do you know you almost got $#%#&!#% by those doctors? If weren't Ichiro-san, you already got @#$^$#&...." then he turned back to Ichiro, "yup! I made up my mind. It was my fault to let JunJun went thru all those danger. Ichiro-san, I want to go "deep mountain training" with you, starting now! Can I call you master Ichiro?"
J is helpless and got no situation (he indeed screwed up this time and he knows how stubborn Ino is, once he made up his mind it's impossible to talk him out). J felt he needs to make his last move...
"INO!!!!" J gave Ino a big hug, however at the same time "J" the doggie jumped toward Ino (Ino was ready to catchy the dog), Ino's elbow hit J's chest hard.
"AH~~~ my neck~~~~~"
"JUNJUN!! OH OH...what have I done..."
--Ding Dong----the door bell rings.. J opened the door and there stood Sugi.
"Oh?" J turned away at once.
"What do you mean by 'oh? not welcome ah?" Sugi walked in, "it's generous enough I came by to see you!"
"what do you want?"
"ha, your neck is fine now? " Sugi suddenly came close to J, put his arms around J's neck, "I don't want to see you being so sober all the time....let me comfort you ma...^__-"
"WHAT?? NOT AGAIN????" J totally wake up and suddenly lost his balance out of the shock, both of them felt on their back (with Sugi on top) on the floor.
"hoho...a sad J is so cute...." Sugi hold J even tighter and there's only 0.5 cm between the two's lips...
"STOP IT! @#$^%^ SUGI!!!!"
"JUNJUN~~~~~???????" Suddenly a voice yelling that's neither from the 2 guys on the floor. They looked up and saw Ino at the door (J didn't even close the door when Sugi walked in) with loads of bags around his hands.
"oh my god!!!!!" J stood up and push away Sugi immediately...
Ino just stood there staring at the two then suddenly swing his chicken wings at Sugi, "Get away from JunJun, Sugi!!! I warned you, I'm all trained now! I don't want to hurt anybody...." then Ino stood in the "battle" pose and got all ready.
J and Sugi just stared at Ino's funny gesture and those chicken wings.... "Well," Sugi said, "Take care of this little boy, J...."
"Yup...forever and ever..." J's said with half "hopeless", half "happy" expression on his face.
F: (9/27/98)
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