"Eh? Where
am this time!? This doesn't look like Tokyo!"
(Me) "Of course
it isn't, Ryoga! This is my Main Character's Web Page!"
"Where?"
(Me) "Oh,
nevermind! Just sit down for awhile, Ryoga, I have some questions to ask
you.
"What for?"
(Me) "So I
can write this segment about you, silly!"
"Oh. Hold
on while I get a chair...." (Walks off.)
(Me) "Chair?
This place is all text, what chair!?"
Yes, Ryoga
is the most directionally challenged person in the world. He inherited
this trait from his
parents, who
are equally directionally challenged. As a result, no one's really home
all the time. Worse
still, even
in a small building, Ryoga can get lost for hours before finding his way
out. He also sports a
prominent
pair of canines, although it's unknown whether he inherited them or they
are unique to him.
Ryoga is a
main character, playing many important roles in the comic series, and most
of them around
Akane. He
is completely smitten with her, and if he's not trying to beat Ranma to
a pulp, or find his way
around, he's
trying to catch her heart. (Once he tried to do so literally.) He isn't
as versatile as Ranma,
and
uses quite a straightfowards attack
style, which is why Ranma always manages to defeat him,
although
Ryoga can take ALOT more damage than
Ranma, and also uses a bamboo umbrella to argument
his
fighting skills.
His animosity
with Ranma came from the fact that it was because of Ranma that he turns
into a cute,
black little
piglet whenever splashed with cold water. When looking for Ranma in China,
he was knocked
into "Heizhuniquan"
(Black pig drowned spring) by a mysterious girl, whom he later found out
to be
Onna-Ranma.
He was taught a few skills by Cologne and a mining worker, although he
rarely uses them,
unlike Ranma.
But if he does, he uses that move exclusively, hoping it'll be enough to
defeat Ranma, but
of course,
can't even touch him... most of the time.
The pain of
his curse is also increased a notch or two, when Akane adpoted his cursed
form as "P-Chan",
her world's
only cute and black bandanna wearing pig with canines. He's always trying
to reveal his
curse,
in small bits and pieces, (Unintentionally
"aided" by Ranma), but Akane always fails to catch his
meaning.
However, he
has another lover... Akari Unryu. She LOVES pigs, and Ryoga too. Even more
so when
Ryoga defeated
her sumo pig. Ryoga is the poor, torn, tormented hero of this story, as
you can see. He is
torn between
expressing himself (quite difficult) to Akane or Akari. Akari loves him
in every way,
because he
is both a handsome man and a cute pig, while Akane simply likes him as
a pig... and not
knowing it.
Ryoga doesn't really mind this though, being able to sleep at Akane's side...
although Ranma's
making things
hard on him. But, unlike most other men who would have given up, Ryoga
just stoically
bears it,
and trudges on and on, hoping for the best. Quite the hero.
Quite simply
said : He's the simple, tormented soul who deserves much better than what
life is giving him.
(Me) "I think
I'd better look for Ryoga, he's been gone for an hour now."
(Walking off,
shouting Ryoga's name.)(Ryoga stumbles back into the page.)
"Eh? How'd
I come back here? Where's RanMaFan?" (He leaves.)
(Me coming
back) "Where's Ryoga?" (Leaves to find him.)
(A wet pig
comes along.) "Qwuee?"
(Akane comes
along) "P-Chan! What are you doing here?"
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