wHaT iF ForReST GuMP wUZ FiLiPiNO toO . .

(dOn'T aSk mEEh WhY i pUt tHEsE cAtS hErE . . . i jUSt tHouGhT dEy wERe sOOo CuTE . . . ~*gIgGLeS*~ . . . hEe, HeE, heE . . . )

HaVe yA eVEr woNdErED wHaT FoRReST GuMP wOuLd saY iF hE wUz PiNOy tOO. . . WeLpz, hEre'S uR cHaNcE tO fIND Out. . .

HeRe'S dA tOp TeN tHInGs MaH nIgGa "FLiP GuMp" WouLD saY

1. TaNgA iS aS tAnGA dOEs.
2. hE InVESted maH MOnEy iN A PrRoOOt CoMpaNy.
3. ThOse LooK LIkE cOMFoRtAblE sHOes. sA PaYlESs bA?
4. MaH HomEy BUbbA kNEw EveRtHINg DeR wUZ tO KnoW aBoUt BaGoOnG. "ThERe's bAgOonG WitH RicE, BaGoOnG WitH LeMON JuIcE, FrIEd BaGOOnG, BagoOng aT PUTo, ETc., eTc. . . "
5. Mr. PrEsIDenT, iIhI aKo. NasAAn aNg "cOmFOrT RoOm?"
6. mE -N- JeNnY wENt ToGeThER liKe ChaMPoRAdO aNd IsdA.
7. LieuTEnANT DaN! GustO Mo Ba aNg SoRbEteS?
8. LiuTenAnT DaN! PuTAnG InA mO!
9. InaY aLWAyZ SaiD THaT LiFe Is LikE a bAlIkbaYaN BOx.
10. MaH NamE iS PoRRESt, PoRrEst GooMp.

So HoW'd Ya LikE dOz OneS . . . HelLa-heLLa fUnnY HuH . . . maH FaVORiteS R #2 -n- #4 tHo . . .

cLiCK oN LiL KeRo'S FAcE iF Ya WanNa gO bACk tO dA InTRo PaGe