You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

1001. You eat Mars Bars. 

1002. Instead of waving, you kiss someone to say 'Hi'. (GTTC - "Kissing you hi") 

1003. You bite yourself to taste your blood (GG - "Your blood is red/One bite will taste it") 

1004. You analyse every Aqua song for their hidden meaning (I found one in "Aquarius"...kinda spooky...) 

1005. You become famous and when someone asks you who your main influences are, you say Aqua. 

1006. You try to adopt a Norwegian/Danish accent. 

1007. You write to every movie director available telling them to include Aqua in their movie soundtrack. 

1008. You write to the movie directors telling them to include Aqua in their movie. 

1009. You think Lene should be Queen Amidala. 

1010. You think Lene should have been a Bond Girl. 

1011. You think Rene/Soren/Claus should have been James Bond. 

1012. You think Lene and Rene would do a better job in the movie 'Entrapment' than Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones (watch the ATW video to see what I mean) 

1013. You're not afraid of bees. 

1014. You read the daily horoscopes for Aquarius, Libra and Gemini...even though they're not your starsign. 

1015. The only medicine for your illness is a dose of Aqua songs. 

1016. You manage to convert a relative into an Aqua fan. (true!!!) 

1017. You spend AGES telling people that Lene is pronounced LI-NA, not LAY-NAY. 

1018. The DJs/VJs know you as the "Aqua Requester". 

1019. You think Claus should have been Santa. (Santa Claus...) 

1020. You tell Mattel that since they lost their case against Aqua, they should make it up to  them by making Aqua Barbie dolls. 

1021. You add the last name Nystrom, Dif, Rasted or Norren to your name just to see how it'll sound. 

1022. You tell your singing teacher that you want to sound just like Lene/Rene. 

1023. You create an Aqua comic strip. 

1024. You start your own Aqua fan club. 

1025. You translate Aqua songs into other languages and sing them just to see how they sound. 

1026. You refer to Fridays as Freaky Fridays. (especially Friday 13th) 

1027. You try to live in the sea. 

1028. Any story you write has an Aqua character. 

1029. You scold Kathy Griffith for calling Soren 'Spiky' at the 1997 Billboards. 

1030. You talk about Aqua so much in class, even the teacher's an Aqua fan. 

1031. You ask MTV to do FANatic with Aqua. 

1032. When MTV does a FANatic episode with Aqua, you immediately enter to be Aqua's #1 fan. 

1033. You always quote Aqua songs or whatever Aqua said in interviews. 

1034. You bug the Malaysian Censorship Board into unbanning Barbie Girl. 

1035. You tell everyone that Barbie Girl isn't about pigs (Malaysians will get this) 

1036. You become an Aqua expert on allexperts.com (like me!) 

1037. You quit your job so you can be a professional Aqua fan. 

1038. Your uni thesis is about Aqua or has something to do with Aqua. 

1039. You try to apply for an Aqua course in university. 

1040. Seeing that none of the unis have an Aqua course, you start one. 

1041. You invite Aqua to your prom. 

1042. You hold an Aqua-themed prom. 

1043. You invite Aqua to your Aqua-themed prom. :) 

1044. You invite Aqua to whatever you do - parties, fairs, etc. 

1045. You call up Aqua's record company asking them if you could audition for their next music video. 

1046. You start a band and attempt to play from dusk to dawn. (GTTC - "The band played on/from dusk till dawn") 

1047. Every single dream has Aqua in it. 

1048. You pester the magazines to publish something about Aqua so much that they decide to do an Aqua-only edition just for you. 

1049. People don't call you by your name anymore...they call you Lene, Rene, Soren or Claus. 

1050. You are in a covers band and you persuade the band to sing only Aqua songs. 

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