You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

201. You have a pet eagle. 

202. You bookmark every Aqua page you can find on the net and check them
daily for updates. 

203. You create song parodies based on Aqua's songs. 

204. Your brother screams in pain when you play Aquarium. (true story) 

205. Your friends are celebrating because "Turn Back Time" is a "Normal"
song instead of "crazy" like the other songs. (true story) 

206. You celebrate the birthdays of each Aqua member. (true story) 

207. You worship Aqua. 

208. You have a personal shrine dedicated to Aqua. 

209. Your family thinks you need mental help because your life is dedicated
to Aqua. 

210. You blast Aqua whenever you hear them. (true story) 

211. People in public give strange looks at your eagle tattoo. 

212. You insist you are the fifth member of Aqua. 

213. Your friend who is a Marilyn Manson fan says that Manson and Aqua
should meet.  Then Manson can have spiked blond hair while singing
about Barbie, and Aqua can be gloomy and sing Manson's songs. (true
story) 

214. You took your friend's idea as an insult. (also true) 

215. You think MTV should make one of their clay animation fights out of
the previously mentionde Aqua vs. No Doubt fight, and Aqua should win. 

216. You become addicted to awards shows in case Aqua wins anything or
performs. 

217. You were insulted when MTV's "12 Angry Viewers" played "Barbie Girl"
during a vote for worst music video. (true story) 

218. You were relieved when "Barbie Girl" did not lose. (also true) 

219. You felt you wasted your time watching MTV's top 100 of 1997 because
they did not play "Barbie Girl" or "Lollipop (Candyman)"  (Aqua fans
in the US will understand this) 

220. You keep calling or emailing radio stations to request Aqua songs.
(true story) 

221. You wanted to be a witness for Aqua in the Mattel lawsuit. 

222. You panicked when you heard rumors that Lene was dead. 

223. You wonder if you can ever get the "Itzy Bitzy" single from when Aqua
was still Joyspeed. 

224. You visit every Aquarium you can to see if Aqua is swimming around
somewhere. 

225. You always have a pen and paper with you so you can write down ideas
for this list before you forget them. 

226. You get a waterbed. 

227. Did I mention the fish inside the waterbed? 

228. You use a blowdrier even though you are bald. 

229. You claim to be from Aqualand, Aquaria, Bountyland, etc. (I am from
the Bountyland Aquarium.) 

230. Your computer password has something to do with Aqua. 

231. You fly to Japan just to hear "Didn't I". 

232. You go to any country that sells the Aquarium remix album. 

233. You celebrate because your birthstone is Aquamarine. (true story) 

234. Your family insists they don't know you. 

235. You know Aqua personally. 

236. You've had so many ideas for this list that you can't remember if you
already used some idaes. 

237. You want to be kidnapped by pirates. 

238. You have sunglasses exactly like the ones Lene wears in "Barbie Girl". 

239. People wonder why your hair changes colors daily between purple,
silver, and orange. 

240. You are annoyed when people say that one member of Aqua is named Santa
Claus. 

241. You always correct people for calling Aqua a "Danish quartet" because
they are not all Danish. (true story) 

242. You wonder what any kids between Lene and Rene would look like. 

243. You hold Aqua hostage. 

244. You complained to radio stations for playing a mutilated version of
"Turn Back Time". (true story) 

245. You have a feeling that Lene and Rene's "role playing" in music videos
is more than pretend. 

246. Your CD player broke because you play Aquarium too much.  

247. You have Aquarium on CD and cassette. 

248. You also have all of their singles on CD and cassette. 

249. You harass radio D.J.s until they play Aqua. 

250. You know the nicknames of each Aqua member. (true story) 

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