You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

301. You'll kiss your Aqua poster every night before you go to sleep 

302. Even your teachers know your craze about Aqua because you keep talking about them in your journals 

303. You'll try to forge their signatures so that you can impersonate them (very true... with three specimen signatures each, why not?) 

304. You'll find that your cupboard is overflowing with Aqua stuff 

305. You'll start an argument about their lyrics - what is the real thing being sung? (very true) 

306. You're thinking day and night what else is there that makes you THE 100% Aqua fan 

307. You're very happy because Barbie Girl is the Ah Beng anthem in Singapore 

308. You start liking Leonardo DiCaprio a very little bit because Lene likes him (very true) 

309. Your parents can't take it anymore and throw your whole cupboard full of Aqua stuff into the rubbish dump... 

310. ... and you go to the rubbish dump and search and lug it all back home (and the house smells like a rubbish dump now...) 

311. You'll write in to the mags to say that you're desperately looking for Aqua stuff (I've seen some before) 

312. You'll ask the mags to feature more of Aqua (very true) 

313. You buy the Bubble Mix (remixes album) so that your parents can't say
they're very sick of hearing the same OLD songs blasting out of your room 

314. You try to cheer somebody up by saying, "Be Happy!" 

315. You are envious of your sister because Lene and Rene patted her head a lot (very true) 

316. You're still wondering how Lene's and Rene's name is pronounced 

317. You force your boyfriend to shave himself bald 

318. You pull your sisters in to generate more stuff for this list 

319. You take up sword-fighting lessons so that you could defeat the pirates just like Lene 

320. You take a pledge saying you will never be unfaithful to Aqua 

321. You make a special homepage just for them. 

322. You claim to be a 'twin' or 'sibling' of one of the Aqua bandmembers. 

323. You write a story based on them. 

324. You subscribed to the Aqua Mailing List. 

325. You joined the Official Aqua Fan Club. 

326. You actually own an Aqua Fan Club. 

327. You pray fervently that Aqua rises to the charts. 

328. You have the MIDI (or any other type) file of their songs. 

329. You are in the Aqua Web Ring. 

330. You make a computer program dedicated to them. 

331. Whenever there is a show interviewing Aqua, you stop EVERYTHING - even
sleep - just to watch it. 

332. You start predicting what Aqua will do. 

333. (referring to no. 332) Your predictions about Aqua become true. 

334. You feel irritated when someone tells you that they think you and Aqua has gone nuts. 

335. You call yourself 'AquaNut' or 'The Original AquaNutCase'. 

336. Your friends at school want you to see the school counselor about your
obession with them. 

337. At the dinner table all you talk about is Aqua.(I always do!!) 

338. Your parents know everything about Aqua because you talk about them so
much( Me again) 

339. So do your friends(Yep, me again) 

340. Your favorite sea animals are fish and sea horses( Me once again!!) 

341. You design a Barbie doll that looks just like Lene in the video. 

342. You nickname a boy at school Claus because he looks just like him.(Once
again me!!) 

343. Whenever you see someone selling flowers it reminds you of Lene.(Thats
how she got discovered) 

344. You search for the Danish kids film Claus and Soren did the soundtrack
for at your video stores.(I do!) 

345. You write "I love AQUA!!" all over your book covers.(You quessed it, me
again!!) 

346. You have a crush on one of the members. 

347. You play them so much your dad knows all the lyrics off by heart!


348. You dye the front strip of your hair red. 

349. Your main goal in life is to have a 6 hour video tape of all the aqua
videos interveiws and specials. (i have 4 hours so far) 

350. When anyone how has even seen a glimpse of a aqua video knows you like
aqua because you are wearing the exact same thing they were. 

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