You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

651. If you go through 4 batteries a week listening to Aquarium on your walkman.  

652. If you spend every single lunchtime and class possible on the Net looking for aqua sites you havn't seen yet. 

653. If you are completly in love with Soren. He's a babe!! 

654. If you would rather see an Aqua concert than travel around the world. 

655. If you own all of thier singles and thier album. 

656. If your mother has placed a ban on you ever speaking the word Aqua again. 

657. If you would kill to speak to Aqua. 

658. If you know you will never stop liking thier songs no matter how many years pass. 

659. If when asked to sign anything you write Aqua lyrics. 

660. If you are constantly singing Aqua lyrics. 

661. If you write out all of the Aqua lyrics all over your homework. 

662. If you are the only person in your whole school that can say the full names and ages and birthdates of the members of Aqua. 

663. If you buy a whole magazine full of stuff you dont want just for a tiny
article on Aqua. If you smash your radio to bits just because it's
playing anything other than Aqua. 

664. If you get really annoyed if you talk about one of the members of Aqua
and no one has any idea who your talking about. 

665. If you dream of meeting, falling in love with and marring Soren. God how I want this to happen. 

666. If you hate your mother because she says that aqua is too repeditive and they sound exactly the same as the Spice Girls. (This is so not true!!) 

667. If you can relate to every single thing written on this page. 

668. If people treat you like an idot because you like Aqua and can't
understand why you brought the video to school. 

669. If you sign your name all over your schoolwork with Rasted instead of
your actual last name.(This is true) 

670. You buy an automatic vacuum called "Aqua Droid" for your pool, and it
looks like a blue version of the head on Candyman's robot in the
"Lollipop" video.  (This is a very true story, except the Aqua Droid
was in the pool before I even heard of Aqua.) 

671. I listen to the album while watching the video, for then 19th time, and
use their songs to put myself alseep.  It is the only thing we listen to in
the car - my mum got a CD player put in the car just so I could listen to
AQUA anywhere! 

672. while making cookies you write Aqua logos, thier names their b-days and
ages and every other little bit of info in the cookies! (true story!) 


673. your're a 100% aqua if you never sleep because you want to beat you or
your friend's record of listening to Aqua a million times a day. 

674. you're a 100% aqua fan if you buy a hundred aqua cd's 

675. you're a 100% aqua fan if you are blaming your mom that she had to give
birth on a day that none of the aquas are born. 

676. You wish you were Aquarius cause it says AQUA in it! (I'm aquarius cause I was born a month and a half early) 

677. Your are about to get all your long brown curly hair cut off and dyed
red and black so you look like Lene 

678. Know every word to the Aqua Diary by heart 

679. Sing Aqua songs into your hairbrush and pretend you are Lene 

680. Name your pets after Aqua members 

681. you bring your aqua video to school the first 4 weeks just to have it
near you and to make sure no one wreaks it (say your little brother)    


682. i've met AQUA  2 times now and Lene said that i'm the biggest  fan of
then in Thailand and i'm so happy to hear that =^_^= 

683. You get in trouble because you put the Aqua Screensaver on your
schools' computers (All 120 of them! True story!) 
--You get the Aqua Screensaver with DR Jones Single...


684. You form a support group called AAA (Aqua Addicts Anonymous). 

685. If their happy music is what keeps you going when you've never been more depressed in your life.......(I love Aqua!) 

686. ......you shave the word aqua into the back of your head 

687. even your teachers start  to know the names and stats of Aqua cuz you
talk so much about them.

688. all of your friends are totally obsessed with aqua cuz thats all you
talk about.

689. you get mad when some nerdy looking person sings their songs.

690. you cry at a school dance when they screw up roses are red.

691. your walls are plastered with aqua.

692. At the start of the Aqua Diary you are hypnotized into watching it over
and over and over... (I haven't had the Aqua Diary for too long yet,
and I already lost track of how many times I've watched it.  But I did watch
it enough to get a list of look closely stuff.) 

693. Rene may have had hair at the start of the Aqua Diary, but you still
recognized him right away. 

694. You hoped Soren would pop the balloons with his spikes in Aqua diary.
(It would have been funny.) 

695. You found it interesting when the Aqua Diary merged the end of "Didn't
I" into the start of "Happy Boys &Girls".  (It was cool.) 

696. You love how the Aqua Diary keeps showing performances of "Barbie Girl."
(Can't get enough of "BG".) 

697. You want to kill Morten Harket so you could have a chance with Lene. 

698. If your a guy you dream every night that you will ask Lene to marry you.
If your a girl you dream every night that one of the Aqua guys will ask
you to marry him. 

699. You have a stuffed rabbit that you renamed to Banderas.  But you love
rabbits, and have a whole bunch of stuffed rabbits.  They all get
renamed: Bandereas Jr., Banderas III, Banderas IV, Banderas V, .... 

700. You kidnap Danielle hoping that she inherited Rene's singing talent. 

701. You beg the next door neighbors of [your favorite Aqua member]'s parents
to sell you their house.  Then you hope that the Aqua member visits
their parents often. 

702. For Christmas all you buy your friends & family Aqua stuff. 

703. You know that Aqua gets more $$ every time you buy their stuff, so
stores get sold out of Aqua stuff because of your contribution to Aqua. 

704. You normally like rap, heavy metal, country, etc., and hate pop music,
but there's just something about Aqua... (I mostly listen to freestyle.  If
you don't know what that is, ask me.) 

705. The Aquarium songs you originally disliked have grown on you.  (I used
to hate "Good Morning Sunshine") 

706. You look for the studio where Aqua is recording their next CD. 

707. You constantly change your hair, and for some odd reason it always looks
like Lene's latest hairstyle. 

708. You've been caught hiding in the luggage compartment of the plane Aqua
is on. 

709. You finally find the studio and you beg Aqua to let you sing backup. 

710. You know so much about Aqua that you can read their minds. 

711. You spend your free time selling flowers in Tonsberg.  (That was Lene's
job before the game show.) 

712. You steal the first copy of the new CD from the studio where Aqua
recorded it. 

713.You go in a submarine hoping to see Aqua swimming with the fish. 

714. You refuse to eat seafood because Aqua likes to swim with fish. 
(Seafood has never been my idea of good food.) 

715. Can I have a glass of Aqua? 

716. You try to find the word for water in as many languages as possible
since Aqua means water.  (I know a few.) 

717. You were insulted by the Spice Girls movie.  (Very insulted.  They were
on a boat with some kids and started singing something that the lyrics 
sounded like a play on "Lollipop (Candyman)" .) 

718. You are angry that Aqua was not nominated for any MTV music video awards. (This is annoying.  "Turn Back Time" wasn't even nominated for best
video from a movie.) 

719. You go outside in storms cause the water comes down on you.  (Don't
forget Aqua means water.) 

720. You think Patrick Stewart (from "Star Trek the Next Generation") is a
poor excuse for a Rene look alike. 

721. You just can't keep up with this growing list. 

722. You get plastic surgery on your face to look exactly like your favorite
Aqua member. 

723. You house has a room full of huge fish tanks. 

724. Your jewelry box looks like a treasure chest.  (Mine does) 

725. Your favorite animal other than fish is rabbits. 

726. You wonder if Lene named her rabbit after Antonio Banderas. 

727. You want to meet Third Eye Blind because Aqua presented a Billboard
Award to them. 

728. There have been sightings of a Lene doll in your room. 

729. You expect a picture of Aqua under the word water in the dictionary. 

730.You like to watch pirate movies. 

731. Your favorite show is that Barbie cartoon from the 1980s. 

732. You have glow in the dark fish spelling Aqua on your ceiling.  (I have
stars.) 

733. You borrowed your cousin's Columbia House music book (It's for CDs
through the mail) so you could scan the picture of Aqua in it.  (I really did
this.) 

734. You're mad that where you live people seem to be trying to turn Aqua
into a one hit wonder.  (This really is pathetic.  Where I live only one
station played "Lollipop" and two played "Turn Back Time".  When I
emailed a radio station about it they said they can't play what is not
requested. How can people request what they've never heard? And the MTV rotations of both songs lasted about 3 weeks.  I warn you: beware of this in the New York/New Jersey area.  I live in NJ and hate the Aqua naglect around
here.) 

735. You hope Bubble Yum doesn't try to sue Aqua for using their name in
"Lollipop (Candyman)". 

736. Your new goal is to help Serena get this list to 1000.  (why not?  I
think it's possible with somewhere around 300 left to go.) 

737. You keep searching for Aquaria on every map you find. 

738. You love science fiction because of the "Lollipop" video.  (I really do
love scifi.) 

739. You wonder if Aqua has ever met the Snorks.  (1980s cartoon.  Kind of
like an underwater version of Smurfs.  If you don't know what either of these
are, ask me.) 

740. You think it's cool that the kids you babysit have the same blow up pool
dragon as the one behind Lene on the lounge chair in the "Barbie" video.
(It's while she's singing "I can act like a star..."  And this is true.) 

741. You want the Lene doll from "Doctor Jones" video. 

742. You wear flowers in your hair because Lene does that sometimes. 

743. You love being able to help Aqua get gold & platinum singles & CDs just
by buying them. 

744. You start referring to Chibi Usa from "Sailor Moon" as Banderas because
she looks like a rabbit and her name means "Little Rabbit" in English
anyway. 

745. You were glad to see some of the Z100 radio interview with Aqua on the
Aqua Diary because you were in school when the interview took place.
(This really happened.) 

746. When Aqua had a bunch of magazines with articles of them on the table in
front of them in Aqua Diary, you saw at least one magazine article you
had cut out.  (I did!  I saw the cover of "react" that featured Aqua.  The
magazine is in a very safe place in my room.) 

747. You bought the Aqua Diary so you could see music videos that haven't
been released where you live.  (I got to see "Roses Are Red", "Doctor Jones",
and "My Oh My".) 

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