Tokyo Crazy Paradise
Hana to Yume
2000 vol. 13, episode no. 81
Translation by Yuki-chan
The episode title page is in colour, featuring Misumi in a long-sleeved white shirt that's unbuttoned half way to his waist and blue pants. He's holding a sheathed sword and there are sakura blossoms in the background with blue panels above and below.
Text: Beware of the man's beauty------
Ryuji: "...If you were attacked by civilians, do you have the confidence that you could defend yourselves without killing them? Having a large group sneaking in means not only that it's hard to move around but also many will die unnecessarily! That's why I'm saying that I'll go in alone. You guys just wait here for me to contact you...!"
The kumiin are murmuring among themselves again. "---...So he said... with that intensity and power...!!" {He really did go in alone...}
Another kumiin: "AAA...!! He really is our Sandaime...!"
A third kumiin: "...When he threw that gun back at the police I thought it was so kakkoii." {In a time like this... I thought that he may really use it... Now I'm ashamed for having thought that at all.}
Other kumiins echo the last kumiin's thought.
"Me too." This is repeated by another 6 kumiins.
"Sandaime is really the very image of a member of the gokudo. I mean a man who is seen to be cool by other guys is a true man."
"...You know, I really don't care if Sandaime really is a homo." {If it's Sandaime, I'll allow anything.}
"Me too." This is repeated another 5 times.
Asago is listening to the kumiins talk. {...... Those guys... Up until a little while ago they were wailing that Ryuji was moohoo...} She glances over and notices someone rummaging around in the trunk of a police cruiser. "!" It's Munakata.
Munakata packs some things into a small carrier and slings it over his shoulder. His eyes meet Asago's.
Asago: {A! My eyes met...!}
But Munakata just turned his heel and started walking away without a word.
Text: Ignored.
Asago: "!!" She hardens.
Nearby, Bun-san is talking to Kamo-san.
Bun-san: "---...Though it was Sandaime's wish... ...was it really all right to let him go in alone...? It's not that I don't believe in him but his left arm is injured... Don't you think Kamojima-sa..." He turns to face Kamo-san, who's back is to the reader.
Bun-san's face freezes and a shadow passes over it. "UWAAAAAA!!" He throws himself away from Kamo-san. {I saw his other face---!!} "It's not my fault you got left behind Kamojima-san---!!" {Don't throw your anger towards me---!!}
The kumiin are murmuring again.
"Hey! Seems that Shibuya saw Kamojima-san's other face!"
"What!? You mean that man gets angry too!!?"
Kamo-san's is half cut off in the next frame so that you still can't see his face. "......"
Kumiin: "This is amazing! It's unbaribabo (unbelievable)!!"
Now the clan heads are talking among themselves.
Kyuragi [I think]: "---...'You mean that man gets angry too!!?' They say------... The young ones don't know the fear when he (Kamojima) becomes angry..." In the background, the kumiins in camouflage wear are huddled in a group in discussion. "Though now, he looks so gentle that he won't hurt even a fly, during a period when he was young he had that wild look in his eyes......"
Kawazoe [the one with the major receding hairline]: "You probably know the most about that ...eh Fujioka?"
Fujioka: "---...Well yeah... I know as far that Kuryugumi's Nidaime even wanted to extend his hand to him---..."
Kamo-san is staring off in the distance, towards the airport terminal, his expression hard. "------..."
Somewhere in the airport terminal.
Ryuji glances around the corner and spots civilians in the hallway of the terminal.
Ryuji: "......" {...Civilians as watchers...... ...It must be past that door......}
There are 4 guys standing around in the hallway. Past them is a huge door.
Ryuji: {...Those guys... Are they programmed to attack when they see my face...? Or will they not attack until they hear that strange key word......? ...Either way, I have to go------... ...Tsukasa------...} [Technically, it should be a 'key phrase' but Nakamura-sensei used 'key word' so 'key word' it is.]
He steps out from behind the corner.
The guys start muttering something under their breaths.
Voice: "Everything thou wishes---..." [I'm not sure if the guys are muttering themselves or if there's another person doing the chanting.]
Ryuji starts. {---This key word...!!}
Voice: "If thy will is strong enough, then eliminate the things..."
A change comes over the eyes of the guys in the hallway. Ryuji tenses.
Voice: "That bars thy path!!"
At the end of the phrase, the 4 guys dash straight for Ryuji.
Ryuji: {---...No...!!!}
Somewhere else in the airport terminal. [Actually, the ultra VIP room to be exact...]
A clawed hand dives for the spot where Tsukasa lay.
Shiki's hair is standing up [He reminds me of a Super Saiyajin...] and he has no pupils in his eyes. Tsukasa had managed to jump out of the way.
Tsukasa, anger evident: "...... ...You bastard... What the hell did you do that for!!?" With fangs, she delivers a round house kick to Shiki's head.
Shiki falls to the floor but is not defeated yet. He glares up at Tsukasa. "That's exactly... what I meant to say to you------!!" He attacks Tsukasa with his clawed weapon.
In this frame, Shiki attacks 3 times, and each time, Tsukasa avoids it a different way. In the first attack, she avoids it by dodging to the side, as a dog. For the second attack she does a back flip, back in her camouflage wear. In the third attack, she's wearing a tutu, ballet slippers and a strange tiara... with a bird on it.
Tsukasa puts some distance between Shiki and herself. "Y... You bastard...! Being aggressive like that when you're just a scorpion!" {You pushed me back!} "What the hell did I do to you!!?"
Shiki is shaking with anger. [Shiki's hair seems to have a mind of its own the way it's floating around...] "What do you mean 'What did I do'!!? You!! You were about to contaminate Misumi's body with that disgusting body of yours------------!!" He points at Tsukasa accusingly.
Tsukasa transforms into... a hamster. The hamster has Tsukasa's hair and is holding a sunflower seed.
Text: Tsuka-hamster. Small brain.
Tsukasa is now a very small Tsukasa and is holding the sunflower seed. {...U~~~~~~~~~m~~~~...} She's has a hand to her head, thinking hard.
Shiki: "You really are the daughter of the woman who slept with another woman's man! You 2nd generation bitch---!!!"
Tsukasa sports a huge popped vein: "I challenge that------!!" [Okay, that's not a good translation but I can't think of anything better...] She hurls the sunflower seed which strikes Shiki, then bounces onto the floor.
A fight erupts.
Misumi begins to unsheathe a sword. Tsukasa and Shiki pause at that sound.
Misumi: "...A fight between siblings... You seem to be having fun---... ...Shiki---..." He pulls out the sword a little more.
Tsukasa: "What siblings!!?" {Don't even say that as a joke!}
Shiki: "Wa~~~!" {Wait, wait!} "I didn't mean to get in the way......!"
Misumi points the tip of the blade at Shiki, who edges backwards.
Shiki: "I don't care what you do but when it comes to 'Misumi' you know that I can't....." He starts, and looks at Misumi's left arm. "...Wh... What's this...? It looks like you were attacked by a wild animal or something......"
Tsukasa transforms into an innocent looking wild cat [Tiger? I'm not sure] that has her face. She waves her tail and meows.
Text pointing to Tsukasa: Wild animal.
Shiki starts to growl: "You~~~ ba~~stard~~~!!" {Hurting Misumi's body like that is like an action that deserves death!!}
Tsukasa: "And so~~ what if I did~~~?" {Reacting to something as simple like that you wretched man.} [Yeah, yeah, that sounds retarded but the dictionary doesn't have a better translation...]
Shiki and Tsukasa are face to face and both have fangs. The air between them is tense. [It's quite a picture.]
Tsukasa: "I have pride like a wild animal, unlike you who's like Gonzaemon's pet who lowers his head and cowers!!"
Shiki turns red in the face. "WHA!!? Since when did I...!!?"
Voice: "------Shiva."
They all turn to the voice. It's Sakaki, the dude with the earrings.
Sakaki: "...Come here a minute... ...We have to talk..."
Tsukasa: "......" {...'Shiva'...?}
Misumi turns and leaves.
Shiki, who's now on his feet: "HEY!!"
Misumi waves his injured arm. "---'Take care of it. It's not just your body' ...right...? I'm sick of hearing that..."
Shiki, with his arms crossed: "...As long as you get it!" Tsukasa freaks out. {...No...! Not just his body!? ...Is Gonzaemon pregnant...!? No way...! How much of a hentai is he anyways...!!?} "...And while being shocked over Gonzaemon's hentai-ness the exit!!"
A hidden door in the wall slides shut.
Tsukasa: "KYAAA!" She starts pounding on the door, which is disguised as a wall panel. "UWAAAAAAN! And when I finally found it---!!" {A hidden door---!} "Open sesame~~~! Open sesame~~~!"
Shiki, with his hands in his pockets: "Don't bother. The system's changed so that it only opens from the outside." {Ha you can cry some more now. How fun to watch.}
Tsukasa: "..." She slides down the door. She then turns and stares at Shiki. "---..."
Shiki: "...Wh... What?"
Tsukasa: "...Now that I think about it... Weren't you locked up at Kuryugumi------...? ---How did you get out---...?"
Shiki: "------..." He glares back.
There's a picture of a goldfish.
Text: 'Tama'-chan the goldfish.
Azuma: {---...His pet goldfish 'Tama'---...} "...When he was told that 'Tama' died ...he cried for three days and even ran a fever. He was such a warm hearted bocchan ---... ...That... he became such a devil who could lie so easily and hurt people------...!!"
Azuma is lying on a cot, covered in bandages with Meiko and Tsubaki hovering over him. Azuma's fist is clenched and he's shaking with anger.
Text: I despise Garyukai...!! Give me back that angelic bocchan!!
Tears are streaming down Azuma's face onto the pillow.
Meiko: "Don't tense up like that, you'll open your wound."
Tsubaki, with a popped vein: "...Azuma... I can't help but to feel anger towards you crying over it now that you've finally realized it."
Text pointing to Tsubaki: He found the collapsed Azuma.
Text pointing to the bandages around Azuma's abdomen: A large hole in the belly.
There's a picture of how Shiki had emerged from the prison when Azuma had released him. He came out armed with his weapon. He had an evil look to his face and was labelled as a devil, complete with a forked tail.
Shiki, just moments earlier: "Who~ the hell's gonna side with you guys!!? Ba~~~ka!!"
The arm in the corner is labelled as Azuma, who was kicked out of the way.
Tsubaki turns to Meiko and bows in appreciation: "Thank you very much. Thanks to you......"
Meiko: "That's all right. We were on the way to Megafloat too."
Text near Meiko: And on the way she spied Tsubaki trying to carry Azuma.
Meiko: "Well take care. We have to get going."
Tsubaki: "!"
Azuma sits up: "..."
Just moments earlier, Azuma was on his knees clutching his abdomen.
Azuma: "---...Why? You hate Garyukai do you not? Why are you returning to Garyukai...!!?"
Shiki: "...There's something... that I have to take back from him---"
Azuma: "...Him...!? Are you referring to Souryou Misumi...!!?"
Shiki: "---No... ---It's someone you probably know really well---. The one that led the ruin of Hogougumi------"
Azuma: "---...!"
Shiki: "Mikaido. Mikaido Shiva------...!!"
There's a picture of Hogougumi's kumicho and omote no seisai, along with Wakasa. The omote no seisai is holding a child (Shiki) and the kumicho and Wakasa are cooing at the baby. In the background, there's a man with a sword. A close up on the man shows that he has long light coloured hair and vaguely resembles Shiki. Behind the man known as Mikaido Shiva are a group of men, with guns and swords drawn. Behind them is an image of flames.
[Okay, okay, there seems to be 2 people named Shiva now. One who was related to Mikaido Sou (Shiki's father), and Souryou Misumi some guy who seems to be the don of Garyukai... I don't know what's going on but the plot seems to have a new twist...]
In another part of the airport terminal.
Footsteps echo in the hall.
Munakata stops.
Asago quickly hides behind a corner, clutching her hair in her fists.
Munakata: "......" He then starts walking again, one hand in his pocket, the other holding a carrier.
Asago seems really pissed off now: {...Hey...! You know that I'm following right!? How about asking 'What are you doing?' or 'What do you want' or something like that!!}
Munakata stops in his tracks: "...... ....He~y."
Ryuji is panting hard, his face slashed in several places, his pants shredded below the knees and an equally shredded jacket. His left arm is hanging limply at his side. His shirt however seems to be completely intact.
Munakata: "...Did---... you really kill civilians---...!?"
Ryuji, who finally seems to notice that other people had come: "---...! ...You......!"
Asago, butting in: "...You baka. Animals all have pressure points that when hit cause temporary paralysis." {Didn't you learn that in police academy!? Or should I lend you 'The Secret Zones of the Human Body'?}
Ryuji: "...Asago!" {You too?}
Munakata: "...Wow. They are alive." {It must be a different pressure point from the one that causes people to lose consciousness.} He lifts the limp arm of one of the guys who are lying on the floor.
Guy, mumbling: "---..Whatever thou... wishes shall be granted, if thy heart is strong enough..."
Munakata turns to Ryuji: "That's cool!!" {You're smart! If you were go head to head against them there's no chance of winning but with a pressure point you have no need for a drug}
Asago, behind Munakata: "Of course! It's Ryuji!! He never forgets anything once he learns it!"
Ryuji: "..." He seems partially amused.
Munakata, to Ryuji: "You've been hurt pretty bad."
Asago: "Of course! They're using drugs!! It's only because he's Ryuji that he's not that badly hurt."
Ryuji: "..." He puts his jacket back on. [I guess it's a trench coat...]
Munakata: "So is their base back there?"
Asago with a huge popped vein: "HEY!!!"
Ryuji turns to look at Asago: "..."
Asago: "How far do you have to ignore me to please yourself!!?" Her speech is accentuated with popped veins. She starts punching Munakata's back with her right. [Remember, half of it is biotechnology.]
Munakata: "Ow! Don't punch me!! What is it!? You said that you didn't want to be seen acting friendly with a cop right!!" {I'm trying to be nice!}
Ryuji: "..." He's watching the scene unfold in front of him.
Asago angrily: "I didn't say to stop talking to me!!! Can't you be a little more flexible!?" [That's truly the word she used... unless there's a different meaning...]
Ryuji and Munakata stare at Asago.
Asago: "......? ...What...?" She looks totally confused.
Munakata and Ryuji: "............ ...H~~~~~~m......"
Asago: "WHAT!!?" She turns beet red.
Munakata snickers and smiles to himself while Ryuji has his hand to his chin.
Asago: "What's with both of you!!?" {What do you mean 'H~~~m'---!!?}
Munakata: "OO. Wow."
Asago: "!"
Ryuji: "!"
Munakata: "Is this the reserve troop? What a big catch. We can down a big group of them here."
A large group of guys [at least 30] are sitting cross-legged on the floor, facing... the wall or the set of stairs next to it. They're all muttering something under their breaths.
Ryuji: {They're muttering again... It'll be a pain in the ass to oppose this many at once by myself. I'll look for another route...} He turns away.
Asago: "Ryuji?"
Munakata starts rummaging through the carrier he had brought. "So let's see if the stuff sent with the counter drug works."
Asago and Ryuji looks back at the cop, who's crouched on the floor and taking out 2 spheres. "......?"
Munakata: "I wonder if it works..." He kisses one of the spheres, and tosses and catches the other. "The vapour version of the counter drug." He tosses one of them at the group of guys.
Back in the ultra VIP room.
Tsukasa is sitting on the floor, hugging her knees: "---..."
She's leaning against the wall where she vague thinks the hidden door is according to the text.
Tsukasa: {...It won't open---... My 'Beat-up-the-people-who-come-in-and-escape plan' will be a waste...}
Text: Is that really a plan?
Tsukasa: {Gonzaemon hasn't returned yet---... I wonder if he's forgotten about me... that hentai.} She starts. {...Forget......!? Wait a minute...! That's right, he's not just a meanie and a hentai but he's also abnormal...!! It wouldn't be strange if he completely forgets about me and takes off for India...!! Something about the passenger jet being ready and that guy calling him out like that!!} She gets up all of the sudden, angry to the max. "DAMN YOU GONZAEMON------!!"
Shiki, who's also sitting on the floor near the door freaks out.
Tsukasa suddenly goes running off.
Shiki: "...Wh... What......!?" He freaks even more when Tsukasa comes running back with a huge desk/table. "WAAA!"
Tsukasa: "You gotta be kidding------!! I can't be trapped here for eternity------!"
Shiki, who was cowering, covering his head looks up slowly. "Huh...?" There are sound effects of crashes.
Tsukasa is banging the desk/table against the door, flinging off bits of the furniture. "Lemme out! Lemme out---!!"
Shiki: {Seems that her madness has reached the max...... Not that that's going to help or anything... What a waste of energy.}
Tsukasa, who's still trying to break down the door: {It I can't get out of here then I'll never be able to see Ryuji again---!!!} "DAMMIT------!!"
The door suddenly slides open.
Tsukasa: "---...O..."
Munakata, Ryuji and Asago are standing there, staring at her. Asago is the only one freaking out, her arms up as if to ward off a blow.
Tsukasa comes face to face with Ryuji. {...O... Oo~~~~~~!!!?}
Tsukasa and Shiki are in the same pose, with red faces, pointing with the right hand and the left hand to the cheek. Tsukasa looks like a sea urchin while Shiki has more frazzled hair.
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