AiiGhT So WhO dA heLLz M i? WeLpz, fiRst oFF i gOTz tO diSpEl ThA CraZy mYtH ThaT i'M pInaY . . . yuP, YuP. . . dAT'S RigHt . . . mY @$$ aIn'T eVeN FiLiPInO . . . i'm fO REalZ . . . gO cHEcK oUtz MaH PiC . . . YuP, yUp . . . i'M a PuTeT . . . oOOooOo . . daYaM . . . iT'S cOoL ThO . . . sOmE oF Us r PuRRtY fLy (lIke meEh 4 ExAmPle =) . . . sO DeN How'D i gEt sO FlY -n- dOpE -N- aLL dAt . . . -n- HoW dO i KnoW aLL dIs TaGaLOg . . . weLpz, i'M jUsT "dA ForEvEr DoWn OnE". . . i'M HeLLa dOwN 4 MeeH -n- maH PeePs -n- sInCE aLL maH fRiEndS r PiNOyz -n- PiNaYz . . . WeLL, u sMaRT, u CaN dRaW dA cOncLuSIOn . . . dAt'S JusT maH STyLeZ . . . & NaWWwwWW, diS iSn'T sOmE NEw tHInG eIThER . . . dIs Is HoW i BeeN 4 a LOnG TiMe (mEaNinG YEARS) . . . dOn'T wORry ThO. . . u'LL gEt UsED tO iT . . . iF yA dOn'T -n- u WaNNa TrIp oVeR dA FaCT, DeN gEt uR @$$ OUT!!! . . . cUZ i don'T nEEd n-E sMaLL MiNdED PeOPLe uP iN hERe aIiGHt . . . fO rEaLz - cUz dAt rEVeRsE rAcIsM sH*t dOn'T wOrK uP iN HeRE . . . u KnO iF i wUz aLL sAyIn LiKe "f*cK aSiaNs" oR "f*Ck fLipS", u'D aLL bE heLLa PiSSed -n- sAy i WuZ RaCiSt oR sOmeThiN . . . sO dOn'T eVeN TRy tO pLaY dAt "uR WhiTe sO f*cK u" b*LLSh*T . . . HeLL yEaH mAh sKiN iZ wHiTe - i'M NoT evEr dEnYiN daT & i'M NoT aShAmeD oF iT . . . bUt i (aLoNg WiTH aLL mAH HoMieS) kNo ThA mEnTALiTy i HaVe -n- iT jUsT HaPPeNs tO fIt WiTh MaH HoMiES . . . sO f*cK WhAT uR gOiN tHrOugH iF u TrIppIn . . . i dOn'T nEEd tO HeAr tHaT sH*t -n- yA nEEd tO f*cKiN wAkE uR @$$ uP -n- F*cKiN mEEt mEEH b-4 u dEEcYdE tO jUdGE mEEh . . . {o-mI-gOOdNeSS - nO i dIdN'T jUsT gO oFf LiKe dAt!!! . . . wELpZ - i GuESs dAT's jUsT a PeEk @ MaH BiTTeR sIdE . . . LiKe i SaiD - iT'S NoT a gOOd tHiNg tO mEsS wItH mEeH} . .

. . . oK dEn sO wHaT dO i LooK LiKe? WeLpZ . . . aIIgHT, LemMe BrEAK dOwn mAh FLy SelF . . . i GoTs dOpe-@$$ bLuE eYEs . . . tHa kInD dAT's pUrtTiEr dAn dA sKy . . . dEy sO pUrTTy, U GeT LosT iN eM (hEe, HeE, heE =) . . . maH HaIr'S bRowN, LigHt -N- dARk aT tHe SaMe tImE (Da MaGiC oF HaiR dYe -n- a LiL sUn 4 dA LigHt parTS). . . iT'S lOnG oF cOurSE . . . i'M ShoRt tOo. . . oNly BoUT 5'3", bUt i gETs tAlLeR iN dA cLUbs cUz i gOtS mAh HiGh cLubBin sHOeS oN Der . . . oK, noW 4 Da hArD PaRt, nO GiRlS lIke To gIve oUt ThEIr weIGht . . . bUt i gOtZ nO WOrriEs, i oNLy 110 PounDS . . . i GueSS dAt'S aLL 4 dA LoOkS dO . . . oH - i'M 19 YEarS oLd . . . i JuSt haD mAh B-dAy oN JaN. 25 . . . oK, nOw aLL u GuyS caN gEt aLL HapPy - daT's riGhT, meEH aIn'T gOt nO mAn . . . i JusT bROkE uP w/ HIm RecEntLy cUz wE wERE haVIn tOO maNy PRoblEms . . . iT'S coOl tHO cUz hE sTiLL dEr 4 MeeH -n- i KnO hE loVEs meEh MucH . . .

Ok DeN, mO InTeResTiN sTuFFs . . . wElpZ i Go To UCSD . . . fREsHmaN . . . fREaKy . . . bUt i'M fROm RiVERsIdE sO i GoTz maH hOOk UpS uP dEr tOO . . . dAT's wHeRe aLL maH LOnG-tiMe hOmieS r . . . i gRadUaTEd FroM VaLLeY VieW HS doWn in MoREnO VALLey . . . dAt'S whErE i goTS maH fLynESs fRoM . . . MoVaL itSelF aIn'T dOpe bUt aLL uS fLy pEepS HAVE tO bE dA bOmB sIncE wEEhZ dOn'T LIVe iN a dOpe CItY . . .

BuT iT's cOOl DeR cUz We aLL GoTs cONneCtIOnS w/ EaCh OthER . . . aUntIEs & uNcLes, sIStERs & bROtHerS, lOng-tImE hOmIeS WeEhZ gReW Up wIth . . . yUp, WeeHz aLL gOt sOmE KInD oF HoOk UpS wItH eAcH OthER . . . dA nEGaTiVe sIdE oF mOVaL tHo iS dAt a Lot oF tHa guYz wE aLL gReW Up wIth hAVe tURnEd iNtO gANgsTas . . . bUT dEn iT's NoT sO BaD CuZ Us sIStaS gEt PRoTEcTeD . . . bUt weEhZ gEt cAugHt uP iN dA vIOlEncE sOMeTimES Too . . . i eVen UseD tO bE a LiL GanGstA GiRRL . . . bUt i gOt maH StUfFS 2-GEtHer -n- NoW dEy aLl maH HomIeS . . . maH Kuyas & LiL brOs . . . deY AlWayZ dEr 4 mEeh, tO pRoTecT -n- wAtcH oVeR MeEh iF i F-zNUcKs uP . . .

sInCe dEr aIn'T mucH tO dO doWN in MOvAL wE eND Up gOin To LA -N- dA OC tO gO ClUbBiN -N- sTufFS . . . sPecIaLLy dA LeGEnDS cUZ dAt'S aLwAYz fLy . . . TrILoGy (alwAyZ fLy LikE meEH), ZoDiAC, NorTHERn LiGhTs, SenSaTIonS, dA IcOns EveNTs, MainSTreAm ProDucTioNs, FasCInAtiOn PRoDucTIonS, SNG, NoSTaLgIa ProdUcTiOnS, MaD PRo, cK, Team JUKI, InnEr CiRcLe ProdUctIOns, MPower, KokOro, EmpIrE, 4-PLaY, 3-StLye dOwn HeRe in SD (i aLsO wAnNa gIvE a QuicK sHouTz OuT tO dA LaDieS oF LOS ChiNo HiLLs, sPeCiaLLy tHa LiL gRoOveR - maH LiL SiS aPrIL). . . Da LiSt cONstAnTlY grOWIn . . . sO aZ u CaN TeLL, MeeH -n-Mah GilRS bAcK hOme LuV tO hIt Up aLL dA dOpe cLubS . . . weEhZ bE dAnCiN dA wHOlE tIme . . . . . . sO LeMMe teLL YaZ a LiL bOUt mAH HOmeGiRls dEn . . . i goTs tO sTArT w/ maH 3 BesT gIRlfriEndS . . . dAYaM - dA 4 oF Us 2-GeThEr - dEr'S NObODY wHo cAN sToP Us . . .
. . . fIrST dER's maH giRl MaY . . . aKa LaDy TeASeR (dOn'T aSk mEEh wHy) sHe GoTz a LiL boY NamED JasOn La'AkEa AyaLA-CaGuImBaGa . . . dAT'S maH gODsOn . . . dAt MaKes meEH dA fLY NiNanG . . . *~*GiGGLeS*~* . . . hER maN BeN iZ iN dA NaVy sO hE's NoT rEaLLy aRoUnD mUcH . . . eVeN tHo MaY HaS a LiL bOy, dAt gIrL'z bOuT aZ CrAzEE aS mEeH . . . LeMMe TeLL yA bOuT HoW sHe bOuT KiLLeD (aIIgHt, nOt kILLeD - JuSt HeLLa HurT) ThIs GiRL wHo WuZ MeSSiN WiTh HeR MaN . . . oOoooOo . . . BuT sHe HeLLa GeTS hEr gROOvE oN aT tHA cLUbS . . . jUsT dOn'T bUMp iNtO HeR thO cUz sHe kINdA tEnDs tO gET a LiL . . . uMmmMmMm . . . wELpz, jUsT mAyBE a LiL aNgRY . . . . heE, HeE, hEe . . .
. . . DeN dEr'S aLaYNe . . . aKa ChEeKS . . . meEH -n- hEr gO wAy BacK . . . i REMeMBeR wHEn We uSed tO hAve To SneAK OuTTA HeR BAHaY tO gO tO tHE rAcES . . . daYaM - tImeS hAve cHanGEd . . . ShE LiVEs iN LaGuNa HiLLs ThO NoW sO wE dOn'T gEt tO SeE eAcH OtHEr aS MuCH . . . bUt dAt'S jUsT tHa OnE GiRL wHo WuZ aLL uP iN dA OG cReW wE USeD tO KicK iT wItH . . . wE wOuLD JuST aLL kICk iT LiKe EvEreEDaY aFtER sKooL (iF WeEh wENT) . . . bUt LiKE i sAiD - TiMEs hAVe ChaNGeD . . .
. . . DeR'S aLSo ChRisTinA . . . aKa TiNa oR SwEEtS. . . nObODeE caLLs HeR ChRiSTiNa HaRdLee . . . shE'S HaWAI'iN & maN iS sAmOaN sO dEy aLL uP iN dAt PaCiFIc IsLANdEr tHaNG . . . *~*GiGGLeS*~* . . . dEy gOTs a LiL bOy ToGEtHeR naMed RonALd . . . TinA's dA qUiETEsT OnE @ 1sT bUt sHE's HeLLa- heLLa LouD wHEn it'S jUsT dA HomIeS . . . u JuST cAn'T TeLL tHo . . . sHooOoT - mEeH -n- hEr aLwAYz bE gRoOVIn tO HiP-hOP uP iN dA CLuBs . . .
. . . cUz sEE, MaY LuVs dAt HoUsE ShTuFfs, TiNa'S FAvoRiTe iZ dAt hIP-HoP, aLAyNe - WeLL sHe dOn'T rEaLLeE hAVe n-E FaVoRiTE sO iT's ~*~WHaTEvERs~*~ . . . 4 mEeH, i juST dOn'T LiKE tO StOP dAncIN aT aLL . . . -n- u KnO wEEhZ aLL LUV dAt oLd sKoOL sHTuFFs tOO . . . oMiGoSH - ReMEMbEr aLL dAt DeBbIe DeB -n- FrEEstYLe??? . . . oK, n-E-WaYz - i'M gOIN oFF rIgHT NoW . . . mOvIN oN . . .
. . . . dA 4 Of Us hAve BEeN tHRougH evErYTHiNg ToGetHer . . . wEEhZ aLwaYZ dEr 4 EAcH oThER . . . sIsTAa 4 LyFe . . . wEeHz lIkE dA WaItInG tO ExHaLE eGGaTs . . . oNlY dOPEr . . .deY aLL 1 YeAR YOuNgER dAN meEh bUt WEeH aLL WenT tO sChooL ToGEThER sO dAt'S hOwz wE gOTz sO cLoSE . . .
. . . dA OLdEr gIrLS . . . dAt'S mOsTly RAcH, NaDiA, CHas, -N- GlAdYS . . . rAcH iS maY's OldER sIs. . . .HeR -N- NaDiA r BesT FRiENDs . . . thEy FAMiLiEs HellA-hELLa cLosE . . . . GladYs iS gUaMaNIaN . . . sHE PuRRTY fLY tOO . . . ChaS gOeS OuT w/ onE oF oUr oLd SChOOl gAnGsTA HomIeS . . . RAcH -n- NaDiA gO wAY BAcK w/ DEM GanGStA bOyZ . . . FarThER ThAn MeeH eVeN . . .

. . . For tHa bOYz . . . wELpZ fIrsT i gOTs tO meNTioN maH bOY AbE . . . aKa JuNioR . . . wEEhZ uSed tO gO OuT bUt WeeHZ juSt FRienDs noW . . . buT hE AlWayZ gOTs a SpEcIaL pLaCe iN maH hEArT . . . hE's a fLY-@$$ PinOy . . . hE's NoT GAnGsTa - hE'S a ThiRd YeAr sTudEnT @ UCR (UC REprEzTEnIn!!!) sO hE'Z gOt HiS sHiZniT tOgEthER . . . i'M sTilL hElla CloSE w/ HiZ FAmIlY tOO . . . tHEy TReAT meEH LiKE aNoTHEr DaugHTeR . . . Jr.'S alwAyZ dEr wHen i NeeD Him . . . MuCh ProPs tO hIm 4 DAT . . . dON'T dIsREsPECt Him thO cUZ dAt'S gETtIn PerSoNaL w/ MeeH . . . i'LL hAVe tO bUst mAD-CrazY sTyLeZ oN n-E gIRls wHo dOn'T tREAt HIm RigHT . . . Hee, heE, hEe . . .

. . . dEn deR's MaH niGgA JiMMy . . . . hE's GAnGstA bOy bUt hE kEEpS meEH OuT oF tROuBle -N- ChEcK mY @$$ iF i STePz oUt oF pLaCE w/ STuFF . . . hE'S alWaYZ beEn dER 4 mEEh -N- i DOn'T kNOW WhERe i'D bE wIthOUt dAt bOy . . . hE cOnSTaNtLeE dOWn tO PrOTeCt mEEh iF i NeEd iT oR jUSt bE dEr 4 mEeH . . .

. . . i Can'T fO-GeT bOut maH BOy HaNsEL aKa BoUncEr . . . He'S ummMMmmmMM, kINdA nOT aRoUnd RigHT nOw BuT i BeEn ThrU mUcH WiT dAt bOY . . . meEh -n- HiM eVen GoT cOnFiRmED tOGEThA . . . mUcH lUv tO HiM . . . hE's a LiL CrAzEE bUt DaT's y He GoTs MeEH tO LoOK AfTA hiM . . .

. . . dEr'S aLsO mAH LiL bRo aLLen OuT dEr In CHIno HiLLs . . . dIs oNe i MeT oNLee a YeaR agO. . . hE's OnlEE a fEw MOnThS YOungER daN mEEh bUt He StiLL CaLLz meEh aTe . . . hE's heLla fLy bUt hE gOTz a LoT oF pROblEms iN lIfE sO i gOtz tO kEeP wAtCh OvEr HIm -n- keEp HiM iN lInE . . . hE gOTz mAH hEaRT tHO . . .

. . . i cAn'T fOgET mY bOY dALe eItHer . . . wEEhZ haD oUr pRobLemS iN dA pAst bUt wEehZ oVerCOme dEm -n- hE's mY HomEy -N- PaRtNeR iN cRIMe . . . He'S OldER tHO - 22 - bUt HiM -N- HiS fLy HAwaIin StyLes aLwaYs KeEp MeeH Up . . .

iF Ya tOo lAzY tO rEAd aLL dAt, HeRE's sOmE fO-eLeVeN iN a sHORteR VerSIoN. . .

NaMe: . . . dAyaM . . . iF yA dOn'T KnO - iT'S MArY . . .

aKa: . . . TrE (dIs oNe'S frOm maH 3 bEsT HoMEgIrLz . . . iT'S cUz i TaKe a Lot oF PiCs sO, Ya KnO - OnE, TwO, TrE . . . bUt MaY sAyS iT's cUz i'M "OncE, TwiCe, TrE tImeZ a LadEEEEEeee" . . . HeE, hEe, HeE - sHe'S sO fuNneE HuH) . . . ThA FoREvEr DoWn OnE (cUz i aLwAYz dOwN fO maH PeePs -n- cUz mY @$$ aLWaYZ bE dOiN CrAzEE StUFFs) . . . ThA fLy NiNanG (cUz WhEn maH BeSt fRiEnD MaY hAD hER sOn LAsT yEaR sHe MadE mEeh a NInAnG -n- sInCe i'm FLy LiKE dAt . . . oH - mAH LiL GoDsOn'S NamE iS JaSOn La'AkEA AyALa-CaGUiMBaGa) . . . aLsO - BiTtErSwEeT (LiKe MaH TaTtoO . . . cUZ aLL MaH PeePs KnOz i CaN bE dA sWeEtESt gIRrrL, bUt iF yA cRoSS mEeH oR MakE mEEh ^!%@mAd@%!^ i gEt CrAzY oN uR @$$!!! . . . aLSo cUz tO MeEH, LiFe iS bItTERsWeeT) . . . oOoOOoo - i JusT gOt ChrIsTeneD sOME NeW OnEs tOO - oK, FoXeE BrOwN (nO, i'M NoT TryIN tO bITe oFf sOMEonE eLSe - i DidN'T eVen gIVe mAHseLf dAt NamE - iT'S cuZ MaH Hair'S BRoWn n EvEReeOnE eLSe i LiVE wiT diS yEar HERe iN mAh DorM iS bLonDe oR BLaCk -HaiRed) . . . . LaSTLee - RoLLiNg RocK (u DriNK BeEr? - dEn u KnO =P)

WhY i dOn'T hAve n-E LiL CuTeSy NicKs: . . . uMmMmm . . . i cAn'T bE "sHy-sOmEtHIn-oR-oThER" cUz i'M NoT sHy . . . i Can'T bE LiKe "sWeETs" oR "cAnDEe" oR sOmeThIn LiKE dAt cUz i KnO i'M NoT aLwAyZ sWeEt -n- NiCe (sEE dA fIrSt PaRAgRaPh uP dEr - iT's mAh LiL RaGe tHiNg) . . . i CaN'T bE "bAbEe" oR "CuTeE" oR n-E-tHiNg LiKe dAT cUz i'M 19 (RigHt, rIgHT - cHeCK OuT b-DaY dOwN a FeW LiNes) - i ThiNk i PaSsEd ThA sTaGe wHeN i cOuLd bE CaLLed tHoSe . . . BaSiCaLeE, i'M a LaDeE aT aLL tImEs, bUt i'M a B*tCh WhEn i HaVE tO bE (i Can'T dEnY iT - sOwWeEe) . . . hMmmmM - MaYbE i CouLd HaVe sOmE LiL NiCk bAsEd oN dAt --->>> n-E-oNe GoT n-E iDeAS?????? . . . hEE, HeE, hEe . . . =P . . .

mAH bIrThdaY: . . . i WuZ bOrN oN JaNuaRY 25tH, 1978 . . . sO dOn'T fOrgEt tO sEnD Me a B-daY sHouTZ OuT wHEn iT cOmEs aRounD AGaIn!

DaT MaKEs MeeH hOw oLD? . . . iF yA cAn'T Do dA MaTH . . . i'M 19 . . . dAt ALsO maKeS MeeH aN AQuARiUs . . . hEe, heE, HeE . . . ~*~*wHaTEvERS*~*~ . . .

WhERe dO i LiVE? . . . RiVErSiDE wHeN i'M NoT @ sKoOL . . . in SD wHeN i'M iN SKooL

sKoOL? . . . YuP, yUP . . . i gO tO UCSD . . . iT'S a HeLLa-hELla bOrINg SKoOl bUt i'M hErE sO iT cAN't bE dAT bAd HuH . . . hEE, HeE, hEe . . .

wHaT yEaR? . . . aWWwWw . . . i'M jUsT FiRSt-YeAR . . .

whAT dA HeLL m i HeRE fO? . . . bIoLOgY MaJoR fOOooO . . . gOnNa bE a NuRSe tHo

MaH oLd HS: . . . i GrAdUaTEd (aWWwwW YeAAAh!) fROm VaLLeY ViEW HS dOWn In MoREnO VaLLeY LasT JuNe . . .

StATuS: . . . i'Z HeLLa-hELla sInGLe . . . NoPe nO MaN n-E-mO . . . iT's aLL gOOd dO cUz u KnO i'M oUt tO gEtS MiNe --->>> jUsT BaLLiN uP iN Da cLubS -n- OuT dER LiKe dAt gEttIn maH fLy *^*~*MaCkS*~*^* On . . . sPeCiALLeE w/ dA fOiNe-@$$ PiNoYZ . . . cUz u KnO dAT's WhERe iT's aLL aT . . .

HeIgHT: . . . i JusT 5'3" . . . i KnOz - i'Z HeLLa ShoRt OnE hUh . . .

wEiGHt: . . . oOOOooOo . . . i dOn'T tHiNk i cAN teLLz yA . . . oK - 110 POuNdS bUt KeEp dAT oN dA DL, k . . .

mAh HaIr cOLoR: . . . iZ bRoWn . . . iT's LiKe dARk -n- LiGht @ dA sAmE tYmE cUZ dA sUN LiGHteNs iT -n- i bE uSiN dA hAiR dYe tOo . . .

MaH EyEZ: . . . oP - dEyZ a PuRRty, pUrrTy, MoSTeSt BoO-TeE-FuLL bLuE cOLoR . . . fO ReALz dO . . .

mAH TatToO: . . . yUpZ, i GoTs OnE oF dOz tOO . . . i gOt It wHeN i wUZ 17 . . . iT's oN maH LowEr BacK -n- iT sAyS BiTteRSwEeT iN cHiNeSE cHARaCtErS . . . iT'S HeLLa- hEllA fLy . . . dA "SwEeT" CHaRaCTeR iS oN tOP oF dA "bItTEr" OnE tHo sO LIfE bRiNGs MeEh MoRe SwEetNeSS dAn BiTteRnESs . . . oOoOoOoo . . . heLLa DeeP HuH . . .

fAvoRItE coLOr: . . . bLuE iF YA cOuLDn'T aLrEADy TeLL . . . hEE, HeE, hEe . . .

mAh FaVoRITe fLY StYLEz: . . . iT'S aLL EiThER RAmPaGE sTuFFs, cK, oR NiKe mOsTLy . . . pLUs u cAN fInD HeLLa dOPe-@$$ cLuB CLotHeS iN RAmPaGE . . .

MAh fAvOrItE mUSIc: . . . HiP-hOp, oLd SkOoL, HoUZe, sLoW JaMS (**oF CoURsE!!!**), R&B . . . aLL dAT sHIZnIt . . . aLSo - sOmE oF daT HiGh EnRGeE SHtUfFS tOo - i GueSS wHAtcHA CaLL iT dEpENDs oN WHeRe uR fRoM - oH n i bEeN GetTIn iNtO sOmE oF dIS TraNce kIndA MusIC - iT'S frOm dA RavER ScEne ReaLLee oR sOmeTHin bUT u sHoULD cHECk sOME oF iT OUt iF yA CaN - sPEciaLLee iF u LiKE HouZe, DeeP HouZe, TecHNo, oR HiGH EnRgEe MixEs . . . oH - i'M DOWn wIt aLl dA RaP sHtUFFs toO bUt i LiKE mOstLeE EaST cOAsT StLYeZ - sOWweE WESt cOaST PeOPLe - bUt alL dOz EaSt cOAsT RhYMEs GotZ MaD-@$$ fLavA fO uR EaR . . .

wHaT dA HeLLz Do mEEh -n- mAH PeePLe dO???: . . . CLUBBIN!!! - weEhZ bE CLuB FReAKs . . . dAt'S gOt tO bE mAh FaVoRIte - gETtIn MaH grOOVe oN - HeLLz YeAh!!! . . . u KnO mEEh -N- maH GiRLs Be dOIn aLL dA sHoPPiN tOo . . . pLaYiN PoOL . . . HiTTiN uP dA rACeS tO cHeCK oUT dA bOMb RidEs w/ mAh HoMeBOYZ . . . jUSt KicKiN BacK oF cOURSe tOo . . .

dA ShTuFF dAt HeLLa pISSeS mEeH -n- MaH GirLs oFF: . . . (1) wHeN pEoPLe aCCiDenTLEE bUMp iNTo u aT cLuBS -n- dOn'T aPoLOgIZE (cUz dEn wE HaVe tO gET rUThLeSS -N- dAt'S nOT wHaT cLUbBIn iZ aLL bOUt) . . . (2) wHeN mAh HoMEboY'z gIRLfrIeNds TRY tO TrIp oUt oN mEeH fO bEin arOUNd - i UnDERstaNd hOw oThA gIrLS cAn pIss U oFf iF dEy arOuNd uR mAn buT iF u KNO dA gIRL -n- r FrIEndS wItH hEr, dOn'T b a DuMb@$$ -n- tRIP oVa StuPId Sh*t . . . (3) WhEN PeOpLe tALk MaD-Sh*t . . . LiKe gOssIp n RuMorS n ShtuFfs . . . sPeCiALLe wHen iT dOn'T coNCerN tHeM iN thA fIrsT pLaCe . . . yA KnO - eVeReEONe shOuLd KeEp dEr MoUThs SHuT uNLeSS dEy r dIREctLeE iNvoLvEd oR iT cONceRnS dEr OwN LiFe . . . (4) uMmMMmmMM . . . WaIT - i hAVe tO rEMemBeR sOmE SHtUFfs . . . sOwWeE . . .