You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

151. There are to many fish in your Aquarium. 

152. You avoid going to the zoo  because Lene doesn't like to see caged
animals. 

153. You start an animal defense League in Lene's name. 

154. You earn the nicknames Bubblegum, Barbie or Bubbles (I have) 

155. Before you found out that the rumor about Lene being dead was not true
you tried to contact her spirt on the Oujia Board. 

156. If you are a girl you dress up in the same colorful clothes Lene does. 

157. You search in every video store in your town so you can find Lene and
Soren favorite movies.  Ford Fairlane and Evil Dead 2. 

158. You become a major Science Fiction fan. 

159. You were never a Barbie Doll collector in the past, but now you find
yourself collecting them. 

160. You listen to Aqua seven hours straight.(my little sister) 

161. When something goes wrong you sigh "My Oh My" 

162. Your parents are ready to crack if you mention Aqua one more time. 

163. You are sent to the principals office for carving "I Love Rene" on your
desk. 

164. You can't wait for the movie Sliding Doors to come out because Aqua is
providing the main song for it.(Turn Back Time) 

165. Even though Sliding Doors isn't your type of movie you go to see it
anyway. 

166. When the soundtrack to Sliding Doors comes out you buy it because Aqua
is in it. 

167. Your whole room is covered with Aqua posters. 

168. Your pre-school age sister's new pretend friends are Lene, Soren, Rene
and Claus. 

169. You refuse to buy Mattel merchandise because they are sueing Aqua. 

170. You still refuse to buy Mattel Merchandise even though Aqua won the
first part of the lawsuit. 

171. You beat anyone up who bad mouths Aqua. 

172. Your new fashion craze is to wear flower handbands just like Lene. 

173. You have alreay decided to name your future children Lene, Rene, Soren
and Claus. 

174. You dream about riding sea horses. 

175. Roses become your favorite flower. 

176. You paint the aqua logo on the bottom of your pool. 

177. You contemplate ideas for Aqua fan lists like this one. (true story) 

178. You have done everything on the list. 

179. You figured out what the Japanese symbols are in the "Barbie Girl"
video. (true story) 

180. You see "Sliding Doors" just to hear "Turn Back Time" 

181. Lene vs. Gwen Stefani: who will win? 

182. Even better - all of Aqua vs. all of No Doubt: who will win? 

183. You're making plans of how Aqua can take over the world. 

184. You have ways to get Lene and Rene to stay together in love. 

185. You paint your house blue and paint the Aqua logo on the front of it. 

186. You drive around in a pink convertible and say, "Let's go Party!" 

187. You learn to speak Danish. 

188. You speak Danish in your sleep. 

189. You shot the owner of Mattel. 

190. You start talking Norwegian without ever realizing you learned it. 

191. You are the host of the world's first Aqua convention. 

192. You fly out of the US just to see the "Doctor Jones" video. 

193. If you live in another country you fly to the US to see the "Lollipop
(Candyman)" video. 

194. You get three friends together and dress up as Aqua for Halloween. 

195. You miss the bus to school because the radio said Aqua was coming up
soon. 

196. You skip school just to hear an interview with Aqua on the radio. 

197. You bought an Ace of Base CD just to see if "Never Gonna Say I'm
Sorry" really does sound like "Roses are Red". 

198. You listen to radio stations during their supermix times just in case
they play a remix of an Aqua song. (true story) 

199. You put on a spacesuit and insist you are from Bountyland. 

200. Your VCR is recording MTV when you aren't home just in case they play
Aqua. (true story) 

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