You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

251. You throw a party in your backyard. At that party, you go around trying to pull people's arms off. 

252. You put the Aqua logo on all your belongings. (credit my brother Wayne) 

253. You have a stuffed dalmation in your yard. (Wayne's idea) 

254. People who hate Aqua are now giving you ideas for this list. (Wayne
hates Aqua.) 

255. You hide your extra copies of Aquarium because you are afraid your
family might break your precious CD. (Wayne's idea) 

256. You have an Aqua screen saver. 

257. Your computer wallpaper is the Aqua logo. 

258. You have a video that is solely for recording Aqua's music videos.
(Wayne's idea) 

259. You now live in your pool. 

260. Your friends think you are crazy for contributing to this list. 

261. You threaten to kill anyone who bothers you while you are listening to
Aqua. (Wayne's idea) 

262. You build a robot that produces lollipops. 

263. You desperately need Aqua to make their next album. 

264. You need Aqua's music to survive. 

265. You have life-size cutouts of the Aqua members. (Wayne's idea) 

266. You sigh everytime you see a picture of them 

267. You'll get a tattoo EXACTLY like Lene's at EXACTLY the same spot 

268. When picking out music to play at your school prom you'll immediately
pick out Aqua as a start 

269. You'll decide that all those bands who try to copy Aqua's style stink 

270. You'll try to persuade Mattel to manufacture bald Kens instead of the
existing one... 

271. You find and buy the mutiliated horse you saw in My Oh My 

272. You'll try to sneak in to watch Sliding Doors because you're too young to watch R-rated movies 

273. You build an aquarium 

274. You try to mutate fish and other aquatic organisms to look like the ones in the CD 

275. You moan and groan because Claus used a whiteboard marker to sign your stuff and the sig's coming off!  (very true) 

276. You major in marine biology in university 

277. You dress up as a princess and lay on your bed at night wishing that Soren and Claus would appear and spirit you away to a pirate ship 

278. You wear blue contact lens (just like the Aqua logo) 

279. You wonder why the eye in the Aqua logo is looking THAT way 

280. You write a protest letter to the Malaysian government on why you think
Barbie Girl should not be banned 

281. You try to grab at them during the concert even though the guards are
holding you back (very true) 

282. You would do anything they ask you to... 

283. ... even jumping off a cliff 

284. You'll watch My Oh My over and over again to copy the treasure map and try to find Rene's father there... 

285. ... but before you do that you'll try to construct a pirate ship in your backyard! 

286. Your whole family gets bitten by the Aqua craze you have 

287. Your friends all stay away from you if you start spitting out Aqua facts (very true) 

288. Your neighbours write a letter to you telling you to decrease the volume on the stereo you're using to play Aquarium 

289. The construction site workers next door would ask if they could borrow the CD to listen ('cos they luv the music)... 

290. ... and you say no! 

291. You'll start to wonder why they never play Aqua at school (my school plays pop music just before assembly) 

292. Your friends all start making fun of Aqua (because of their name... read it in Chinese and you'll see what I mean) 

293. You'll get angry at anyone who doesn't even KNOW who Aqua is... 

294. ... and you'll start telling her all the facts... 

295. ... lend her the CD to listen... 

296. ... and make her an Aqua fan! 

297. You scream because the Lollipop (Candyman) single is nowhere to be found in your country! 

298. You suddenly find yourself doing a lot of exercising... practising to jump up and down just like how Lene does it! 

299. You'll start singing Turn Back Time when you do something wrong 

300. You start taking music lessons in keyboard so that you could play Aqua on it 

301. You'll kiss your Aqua poster every night before you go to sleep 

302. Even your teachers know your craze about Aqua because you keep talking about them in your journals 

303. You'll try to forge their signatures so that you can impersonate them (very true... with three specimen signatures each, why not?) 

304. You'll find that your cupboard is overflowing with Aqua stuff 

305. You'll start an argument about their lyrics - what is the real thing being sung? (very true) 

306. You're thinking day and night what else is there that makes you THE 100% Aqua fan 

307. You're very happy because Barbie Girl is the Ah Beng anthem in Singapore 

308. You start liking Leonardo DiCaprio a very little bit because Lene likes him (very true) 

309. Your parents can't take it anymore and throw your whole cupboard full of Aqua stuff into the rubbish dump... 

310. ... and you go to the rubbish dump and search and lug it all back home (and the house smells like a rubbish dump now...) 

311. You'll write in to the mags to say that you're desperately looking for Aqua stuff (I've seen some before) 

312. You'll ask the mags to feature more of Aqua (very true) 

313. You buy the Bubble Mix (remixes album) so that your parents can't say
they're very sick of hearing the same OLD songs blasting out of your room 

314. You try to cheer somebody up by saying, "Be Happy!" 

315. You are envious of your sister because Lene and Rene patted her head a lot (very true) 

316. You're still wondering how Lene's and Rene's name is pronounced 

317. You force your boyfriend to shave himself bald 

318. You pull your sisters in to generate more stuff for this list 

319. You take up sword-fighting lessons so that you could defeat the pirates just like Lene 

320. You take a pledge saying you will never be unfaithful to Aqua 

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