You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

401. If anybody wants to borrow Aquarium from you, you say, "No!" - because the CD is worth a million dollars (just an exaggeration :) 

402. You now only buy blue diskettes 

403. and paste the Aqua logo on each of them 

404. Since Neo Print (those tiny stickers that you make at booths in shopping centres) is on the rage now, you decide to have a print of Aqua on a sticker too!  (that's almost true) 

405. You are in disgust because (even though you are an Aqua fan) you see Claus in a pic digging his nose!  Such an awful habit! 

406. You really know you are a 100% aqua fan if you read this entire list of 
almost 400 things. 

407. You think that Lene should have been the one to promote "Girl power"
instead of the Spice Girls (I think so.). 

408. You divide your friends into different columns: your other friends, and
friends who like Aqua. 

409. You're 100% AQUA FAn if, you have won a aqua contest! I have...So I
guess I am 100% AQUA FAN!!! 

410. everyone in your school calls you aqua! true story! 

411. for a technology project you do an aqua web page instead of a personal
web page and explain to you teacher that they are your life, true story
he laughed and gave me 55% on it. 

412. every night you go on to see if there is any new info on aqua true story 

413. your friends start trying to avoid you because they are sick about
hearing about aqua, true story i have such stupid friends 

414. your teachers know everything about aqua because you were desperate to
tell someone everything you know about them true story! 

415. your teachers laugh at you and call you obsessed with aqua 

416. Yøu finally get yøur cømputer tø put that slash thing in the ø, and
nøw yøu are addicted tø putting it in every ø.  (I just became a
little tøø guilty øf this) 

417. Yøur twø new favørite wørds are Nystrøm and Søren sø yøu have an
excuse tø use the ø. 

418. someone tells you they're sorry and you go, "did you say something
about soren?!? 

419. you wouldn't wear a belt because you thought it looked geeky but
then you saw lene wearing one and wear a belt every day now 

420. you search long and far for a doctor with the last name "jones" 

421. buy fan mags just for 1 poster or article of aqua 

422. plan to name your kids claus, soren, lene and rene 

423. you're working on wearing out your aquarium cd just so that you
will have an excuse to buy another 

424. When people ask you questions, all you can do is quote pieces of Aqua
songs 

425. You think Dum Di Da Di Da is a real word. 

426. You kiss Aqua pictures everynight before you go to bed (even though you
have more than 200) 

427. You’ve got the Aqua logo tattooed all over your body. 

428. You have a picture of Aqua on the background on your computer. 

429. When you go clothes shopping, you don’t think "I wonder if I’ll look
good in this", you think "I wonder if Aqua would like this…" 

430. When you argue with people, instead of having your own opinion, you’ll
start a sentence by saying "No but Søren says…" 

431. You neglect personal hygiene and sleep to read one more Aqua website. 

432. You can describe a pair of Claus’s underwear. 

433. You have perverted dreams about them. 

434. Every time someone says anything that could even remotely be associated
with Aqua, you interrupt with, "Hey, you know what?  René…" even though
nobody cares. 

435. You search the internet, on a thirst for more Aqua facts.  Of course you never get tired of reading the same ones over and over. 

436. Your friends start "AA" (Aquaholics Anonymous) just for your sake. 

437. When one of your siblings know all the words to "Aquarium" just from
listening to you playing it 24/7 at the highest possible volume. 

438. You watch MTV 24/7 just to see "Barbie Girl" or "Doctor Jones". 

439. You have threatened to kill people for their Aqua tickets. 

440. You only wake up in the morning just cause you think you might have the
chance to meet Aqua. 

441. You have started saving up your money to go to Copenhagen, Denmark. 

442. You start to call your friends, Lene, René, Søren or Claus by accident. 

443. You’re humming "Barbie Girl" in your sleep. 

444. Your family dump you because you care more about Aqua than them. 

445. You talk to your posters. 

446. Everything you own has "I love Aqua" neatly printed on it. 

447. It takes you 7 hours to get to sleep cause you keep on thinking about
what you will do if you meet Aqua. 

448. Your neighbours start to complain about full pelt music. 

449. You scan the TV Guide everyday to see when Aqua will be on TV next. 

450. When your parents come banging on your door to turn off "Barbie Girl". 

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