You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

51. (reference to no. 16) You'll come VERY early for the concert to get the
best seats 

52. You'll love all the songs by them 

53. You'll know which track each song is on in the CD 

54. You'll watch anything about Aqua on TV (even if it's late at night)... 

55. ... if you can't, and even better... you'll tape it so that you can
watch it over and over again! 

56. You'll burst into song if anyone made a reference to a song title, or
even a phrase in one of their songs 

57. You'll buy the picture book version of "Aquarium" even though you
already have the CD 

58. (reference to no. 57) Same goes with the 2-in-1 package 

59. You'll whoop for joy everytime they are on the charts 

60. You'll vote for them every chance you get 

61. You'll dance/sing their songs at the local talentime 

62. YOU STALK THEM!!! 

63. You take a dip in the local aquarium 

64. You'll try to spear the sharks with a gigantic three-pronged fork 

65. You'll ride on the fishes in the sea 

66. Once their new album is out, you'll search every record shop in your
reach for it (even though you know the release date in your country is a bit
later) 

67. When you sign in your friends' autograph books, your parting words are,
"Roses are red, violets are blue... honey is sweet but not as sweet as
you..." 

68. (reference to no. 66) You can't wait for it to come in your country, so
you fly to Denmark for it 

69. You expected something dirty about Lene and Rene here :) 

70. You are able to convince your sister (who hated Aqua like CRAZY) that
Aqua is the best band on earth 

71. You'll buy a Discman, Walkman, MiniDiscman (whatever) so that you will
be able to listen to Aqua WHEREVER you go 

72. Dress up like them (you know, Doctor Jones...) 

73. Go to every perfume shop until you find the perfume Lene uses 

74. Make VooDoo dolls which look EXACTLY like them 

75. During Halloween, you'll dress up either as a pirate, an aquatic
organism, a Barbie doll, a candyman or an explorer 

76. Give them awards each, since they keep getting prizes as a group (e.g.
the prettiest person, the most handsome, the cutest, the one who most looks
like he's just gotten out of bed, the most outrageous, the most
intelligent-looking, etc.) 

77. You buy the "Lollipop (Candyman)" single numerous times until you have all four trading cards. 

78. Aqua has a restraining order against you. 

79. (reference to no. 70) Teach your baby sister to love Aqua BEFORE she has
opinions of her own (like make her memorise their full names, birthdays,
etc....) 

80. Your teacher gets frustrated with you during computer studies because
you're playing Aqua midis at full blast (I plead guilty :P) 

81. You sigh everytime you see a picture of them 

82. You'll buy all the Aqua merchandise (the mug, the T-shirt etc.) and beg
your dad for more money because of it 

83. Whenever your Art teacher says you can draw anything you like, you'll
draw something related to Aqua 

84. You'll be slapping yourself silly if you had hated Aqua before ("why did
I ever hate them in the first place?") 

85. You'll paint your room in an Aquarium style (with fishes etc.) and paint
the Aqua logo on the wall too 

86. (Danes) You want to invade Norway to make it a 100% Danish band.. 


87. (Norwegians) You want to invade Denmark to make it a Norwegian band.. 


88. You paint red front-hair on you sisters barbie-dolls.. 

89. You teach your mother to dance to 'Roses Are Red'.. 

90. You're surfing the net day and night to find fake-nudes of Lene.. 


91. You hated Spice Girls until Lene said she thought they were 'cute', now
you think they are ok.. 

92. You make a 'web-ring' for AQUA ;-) 

93. You make a 'Mailing-list' for AQUA ;-)) 

94. You build an AQUA web-page in the hope that the band will see the page..


95. You want to issue a death-warrent on Randi Laubek, who took three danish 
grammies in front of AQUA.. 

96. You go to Hawai on holliday (Dr. Jones, remember ?) 

97. You're visiting every shop to find that there ray-gun that can change
anything to lollypops.. 

98. Your VCR records around the clock, just in case some AQUA-stuff is on..


99. (Non-Danes) You bought a giagantic antenna in the hope you could catch the Danish grammy-show on the air.. 

100. You travel half-way across the country to see the FIRST concert on the
'green tour 1998' in Esbjerg.. 

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