You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

551. You fantasize about one of the members so much that it prevents you from going out on dates with other people (true story). 

552. You dance around in the back seat of your friend's car with other
friends playing AQUA songs all night full blast whilst driving around
the main streets of your capital city. 

553. You told that angry person what the name of Rene's daughter is.  Yes
that was me.  (And I've seen on this list that they celebrated!) 

554. You change your DOS prompt to read "Type here Barbie Girl". 

555. You find yourself choreographing dances to Aqua songs, including appropriate movements for certain parts in music videos.  (I've done this for "Lollipop (Candyman)".) 

556. You collect doubles of the Claus trading cards in the "Lollipop"
single.  Then you punch holes in one to make a necklace to wear all
the time because Claus is so hot! 

557. You have tons of homework and still manage to check all your
bookmarked Aqua pages for updates.  (My internet access is in school,
but I do manage to check updates even when I have a ton of work to do
in my computer classes.) 

558. Your friends run when they see you because they know you are going to
talk about Aqua. 

559. When you think about something, it always turns into Aqua.  (true) 

560. You stalk a girl named Danielle because you think it may be Rene's
daughter. 

561. You're so obsessed with Aqua that your family tries to trick you into
seeing a shrink for your problems. 

562. You synchronize your Aquarium CD and music videos you've taped.  Then
you get surround sound.  (I've done this many times, usually with "Lollipop".) 

563. When you play Scrabble you always try to spell out "Aquarium". 

564. You lose sleep over whether Mattel will be able to get more evidence
against Aqua to continue the case.  (Please hope Mattel never gets
more evidence against Aqua.) 

565. You become fascinated with fish, especially seahorses. 

566. You take a look at your life and decide you should be more like Lene. 
(Not a bad idea...) 

567. You write more verses for Aqua's songs so they can be longer.  (I
wrote 2 more verses for "Lollipop".) 

568. Your friends that you haven't scared off gave up trying to stump you
with questions about Aqua. 

569. You have shrines to Aqua in your home. 

570. You use this list as a checklist. 

571. You plan to marry anyone with spiked hair. 

572. You plant a huge rose garden and then sing "Roses are Red". 

573. Your family finally tricks you into seeing the previously mentioned
shrink by telling you that the shrink's name is Dr. Jones. 

574. You tape all the music videos numerous times on different tapes in
case one breaks.  (guilty) 

575. We're way past 500, and you're still reading this list to see how many
you did.  (I'll read this list forever.) 

576. You want to sing backup on Aqua's next CD.  (wishful thinking) 

577. You wish you could date an Aqua member ever if you can't get past
holding hands and kissing.  (more wishful thinking) 

578. When somebody asks you "What's 5+3?" you say "Lollipop (Candyman)." 
(Well it is song 8 on Aquarium.) 

579. You won't eat fish anymore because you're afraid it may have come from
the Aquarium CD. 

580. You would rather have the Aquarium CD than all the money in the world. 

581. You go through marine biology books looking for Aqua. 

582. You change you mind and take all the $$ in the world.  Then you can
buy all the Aqua merchandise in the world. 

583. You scuba dive just to see Aqua fighting sharks underwater. 

584. Your internet password is "aqualenerenesorenclaus" or something similar. 

585. You don't need a VCR anymore.  You get mental images of the music
videos in your head.  (I do this but I prefer the VCR.) 

586. You lay awake at night and wonder what Aqua is doing.  (sometimes
guilty) 

587. You look for Aqua references in everything you see/hear in life. 
(I'll admit it.) 

588. You dream of an Aqua member instead of your boyfriend/girlfriend. 

589. You move to Copenhagen, Denmark because Aqua lives there. 

590. You like to blow bubbles. 

591. You celebrate because your brother thinks "Turn Back Time" is cool. 
(My brother likes the song.  I'll make a true Aqua fan out of him one
day.) 

592. You have a daughter that you named Lene.  Then you have another
daughter, but there's only one girl in Aqua.  So you name her Danielle
after Rene's daughter. 

593. People say you're addicted to Aqua, But you know you can never have
too much Aqua.  (true) 

594. You can fit Aqua into any conversation.  (easy to do.) 

595. Your mother threatens to break your Aquarium CD because you listen to
it too much. 

596. You have an Aqua homepage.  (Hey, Serena, I think this means you.) 

597. You wake up in the middle of the night with ideas for this list, and
hurry to the computer to email them in.  (With internet accesss only
in school, I can only write down these ideas and email them as soon as
I get to my computer class the next morning.) 

598. You play Aquarium backwards to check for subliminal messages, other
than the one in "Roses Are Red".  (You know, "Dumdidadidah" backwards) 

599. When shopping for clothes you ask yourself "What would 
wear?" 

600. You sit around compiling long 100% Aqua fan lists.  (Obviously not the
only guilty one) 

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