You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

601. When you were a kid you dressed up like a princess and looked for
Prince Charming. Now you search for pirates instead.

602. You put your Aquarium CD on repeat when you go to bed to hear Aqua
while you sleep.

603. You start to lose your mind if you don't hear Aquarium everyday.
(must hear Aqua....)

604. You print this list. (Well, I do need to show this list to other
people.)

605. You go into debt over Aqua merchandise.

606. You send a complaint letter to your local newspaper when they print
something derogatory about Aqua.

607. Your answering machine says, "Welcome to the doll house." (Actually
this was the title of a magazine interview with Aqua around the time
of the "Barbie Girl" hype. And yes, I cut out the article.)

608. You give yourself an internet nickname based on Aqua. (I'll be doing
this if my mom ever decides to get the net at home.)

609. You forget to do your homework because you were busy watching MTV for
Aqua's videos.

610. You become angry when you think of ideas for this list and then
forget them before you get a chance to write them down. (this
happened to me plenty of times)

611. The Aqua symbol is written all over your notebooks. (Well, school is
boring.)

612. You listen to Aquarium while you check out Aqua pages on the net.

613. You wonder if you could rig your CD player to play Aquarium to wake
you up in the morning. (I wish mine could do this.)

614. You stay home "sick" from school/work because they're going to repeat
the Aqua episode of Ricki Lake.

615. You create music videos for the unreleased Aquarium songs.

616. You understand the reference to all of these ideas. (most of them for
me)

617.

A is for Aqua
B is for Barbie & Be A Man
C is for Claus & Calling You
D is for Dif & Denmark & Dumdidadidah
E is for Eagle; F is for Fish
G is for Grawford & Good Morning Sunshine
H is for Happy Boys + Girls & Heat of the Night
I is for "In the Barbie World"
J is for Jones
K is for KTU (the only radio station here that played "Lollipop")
L is for Lene & Lollipop (Candyman)
M is for My Oh My & MTV
N is for Nystrom & Norway & Norreen
O is for Obsessed with Aqua
P is for Princess & Pirates
Q is for "Q Eye" in the Aqua symbol
R is for Rene & Rasted & Roses Are Red
S is for Soren
T is for Turn Back Time
U is for Underwater
V is for VH1 (thanks to this mucic video station I taped "Barbie Girl" on a show called "Number 1s")
W is for Water
X is for Xcellent (because that's what Aqua is)
Y is for "You can touch, you can play"
Z is for Z100 (my favorite radio station because they play Aqua more than other radio stations here)

618. You want that Barbie Spray. (The one shown in Serena's photo gallery
of Aqua)

619. You have so many ideas for this list that you save them on a disc
instead of attemting to type them all during a 40 minute computer
class. (I'm doing that right now because I have around 80 ideas
written down to send in.)

620. On New Year's the first thing you do is listen to your favorite Aqua
song. (I spent the first 3 min, 35 sec of 1998 listening to "Lollipop
(Candyman)".)

621. You cut out any "Sliding Doors" reviews that mention Aqua.

622. You watch your most hated talk show waiting for Aqua. (I had to sit
through almost all of Ricki Lake before Aqua came on, and they sang a
shortened version of "Barbie Girl". But it was amusing that Lene &
Rene flirted while they sang, and Rene kissed Lene's stomach while she
sang "You can touch, you can play".)

623. You listen to Aquarium while making ideas for this list because their
music may inspire ideas. (big time guilty)

624. You've translated the song lyrics into Danish and Norwegian so you can
sing in Aqua's native languages.

625. You can name the songs on Aquarium by their number, and vice versa.
(this I can do)

626. You find out exactly where Aqua will be when they tour so you can
stalk them.

627. You wish you were a Pisces because it's the fish sign in the Zodiac.
(I was born 11 days late and ended up being Aries instead of Pisces.
But luckily I was born in March cause my birthstone gets to be
AQUAmarine.)

628. You're a guy who tries to pick up girls by saying, "Do you know your
mother is a thief? She stole two stars to make your eyes." (For
those of you who don't know, this is the pickup line that Rene used to
get Lene.)

629. You're about to lose all your internet & email access, but you'll
continue to make ideas for this list in case you ever get internet &
email access again. (With all nmy net access in school, I'll be
losing it when I graduate high school in less than a month. Hopefully
my mom will get the net at home so I can email in more ideas for this
list.)

630. You're a girl who will fall for any guy who tells you your mother
stole stars to make your eyes. (reference to the previously mentioned
ides. And yes, I'll gladly go out with any guy who tries this pickup
line.)

631. You worship Sailor Mercury because her powers deal with water. (You
have to be a "Sailor Moon" fan to get this. But it is cool that
Sailor Mercury has a power called "Shine Aqua Illusion" and one called
"Mercury Aqua Rhapsody".)

632. You create an Aqua character for your favorite anime. (Again, you
need to be a "Sailor Moon" fan for this. I created Lene Grawford aka
Sailor Nystrom. She looks like Lene Nystrom, has the same
personality, and her symbol is _ . Her powers relate to Aqua and
their songs, such an "Nystrom Aqua Power" (to become Sailor Nystrom),
Nystrom Sugartree Bounty (ref. to "Lollipop"), "Nystrom Flower Bee
Honey" (ref. to "Roses Are Red"), "Nystrom Imagination Star Creation"
(ref. to "Barbie Girl"), etc.)

633. You create a scoring system for this list. (I did this)

634. You've added Aqua to your long list of singers/music groups you
worship from Northern European countries. (this is true. Everytime I
find out the origin of singers/music groups I like, it's from the same
area. Aqua is Danish and Norwegian. Amber is Dutch. Ace of Base and
Robyn are Swedish. Obviously singers from these areas are good.)

635. You take a class on marine biology to study about fish. (Actually
one of my two computer classes is supposed to be a science class in
the computer room. It's supposed to be a class of different types of
science topics, but mostly astronomy and marine biology.)

636. You threaten to kill anyone who keeps trying to spread death rumors
about Lene. (If I ever hear anyone attempt to spread the death
rumors, they're dead meat.)

637. You associate Lene with Kenny because Lene keeps "dying" alot (You have
to watch South Park on a regular basis in order to understand this one).

638. You jump and scream at the top of your voice because Much Music finally
played My Oh My!

639. you start crying because you find out aqua was on ricki lake and just in january your cable company took her off so you couldn't see it! :(

640. you jump for joy when you find out that two of your friends one of which is your best friend has started to like aqua! YEAH

641. You name your daughter Daniella, just to be more like Rene.

642. when your brother was in the hospital in a neck brace you turned the
conversation in from how he fell out of the tree to Aqua but it made him
laugh and it turns out all he needs is stiches! (True story!!)

643. U know that U R a 100% AQUA fan when U buy a UPS for the stereo, pore
glue on the ejct, paus and the stop button and put it on repeat.

644. .. if your e-mail to Serena Lee goes something like this :

100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan
100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan
100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan
100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan 100% Aqua Fan

Helo !
Yes I am a very big fan of AQUA and the whole of my family :)
I almost get >76%, coz I'm a Swede and that is in between Norway (Lene
:) ) and Denmark (the rest) ;)

645. You watch South Park on a regular basis and you assosiate every Aqua
member with a South Park character. Cartman would be Rene because he's "Big
boned", Lene would be Kenny because she keeps "dying" (Oh my God! They
killed Lene! You bastards!!!), Soren would be Kyle and Stan would be
Claus.

646. You have taped EVERY Aqua appearance on Top Of The Pops (as I have)

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