You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

701. You beg the next door neighbors of [your favorite Aqua member]'s parents
to sell you their house.  Then you hope that the Aqua member visits
their parents often. 

702. For Christmas all you buy your friends & family Aqua stuff. 

703. You know that Aqua gets more $$ every time you buy their stuff, so
stores get sold out of Aqua stuff because of your contribution to Aqua. 

704. You normally like rap, heavy metal, country, etc., and hate pop music,
but there's just something about Aqua... (I mostly listen to freestyle.  If
you don't know what that is, ask me.) 

705. The Aquarium songs you originally disliked have grown on you.  (I used
to hate "Good Morning Sunshine") 

706. You look for the studio where Aqua is recording their next CD. 

707. You constantly change your hair, and for some odd reason it always looks
like Lene's latest hairstyle. 

708. You've been caught hiding in the luggage compartment of the plane Aqua
is on. 

709. You finally find the studio and you beg Aqua to let you sing backup. 

710. You know so much about Aqua that you can read their minds. 

711. You spend your free time selling flowers in Tonsberg.  (That was Lene's
job before the game show.) 

712. You steal the first copy of the new CD from the studio where Aqua
recorded it. 

713.You go in a submarine hoping to see Aqua swimming with the fish. 

714. You refuse to eat seafood because Aqua likes to swim with fish. 
(Seafood has never been my idea of good food.) 

715. Can I have a glass of Aqua? 

716. You try to find the word for water in as many languages as possible
since Aqua means water.  (I know a few.) 

717. You were insulted by the Spice Girls movie.  (Very insulted.  They were
on a boat with some kids and started singing something that the lyrics 
sounded like a play on "Lollipop (Candyman)" .) 

718. You are angry that Aqua was not nominated for any MTV music video awards. (This is annoying.  "Turn Back Time" wasn't even nominated for best
video from a movie.) 

719. You go outside in storms cause the water comes down on you.  (Don't
forget Aqua means water.) 

720. You think Patrick Stewart (from "Star Trek the Next Generation") is a
poor excuse for a Rene look alike. 

721. You just can't keep up with this growing list. 

722. You get plastic surgery on your face to look exactly like your favorite
Aqua member. 

723. You house has a room full of huge fish tanks. 

724. Your jewelry box looks like a treasure chest.  (Mine does) 

725. Your favorite animal other than fish is rabbits. 

726. You wonder if Lene named her rabbit after Antonio Banderas. 

727. You want to meet Third Eye Blind because Aqua presented a Billboard
Award to them. 

728. There have been sightings of a Lene doll in your room. 

729. You expect a picture of Aqua under the word water in the dictionary. 

730.You like to watch pirate movies. 

731. Your favorite show is that Barbie cartoon from the 1980s. 

732. You have glow in the dark fish spelling Aqua on your ceiling.  (I have
stars.) 

733. You borrowed your cousin's Columbia House music book (It's for CDs
through the mail) so you could scan the picture of Aqua in it.  (I really did
this.) 

734. You're mad that where you live people seem to be trying to turn Aqua
into a one hit wonder.  (This really is pathetic.  Where I live only one
station played "Lollipop" and two played "Turn Back Time".  When I
emailed a radio station about it they said they can't play what is not
requested. How can people request what they've never heard? And the MTV rotations of both songs lasted about 3 weeks.  I warn you: beware of this in the New York/New Jersey area.  I live in NJ and hate the Aqua naglect around
here.) 

735. You hope Bubble Yum doesn't try to sue Aqua for using their name in
"Lollipop (Candyman)". 

736. Your new goal is to help Serena get this list to 1000.  (why not?  I
think it's possible with somewhere around 300 left to go.) 

737. You keep searching for Aquaria on every map you find. 

738. You love science fiction because of the "Lollipop" video.  (I really do
love scifi.) 

739. You wonder if Aqua has ever met the Snorks.  (1980s cartoon.  Kind of
like an underwater version of Smurfs.  If you don't know what either of these
are, ask me.) 

740. You think it's cool that the kids you babysit have the same blow up pool
dragon as the one behind Lene on the lounge chair in the "Barbie" video.
(It's while she's singing "I can act like a star..."  And this is true.) 

741. You want the Lene doll from "Doctor Jones" video. 

742. You wear flowers in your hair because Lene does that sometimes. 

743. You love being able to help Aqua get gold & platinum singles & CDs just
by buying them. 

744. You start referring to Chibi Usa from "Sailor Moon" as Banderas because
she looks like a rabbit and her name means "Little Rabbit" in English
anyway. 

745. You were glad to see some of the Z100 radio interview with Aqua on the
Aqua Diary because you were in school when the interview took place.
(This really happened.) 

746. When Aqua had a bunch of magazines with articles of them on the table in
front of them in Aqua Diary, you saw at least one magazine article you
had cut out.  (I did!  I saw the cover of "react" that featured Aqua.  The
magazine is in a very safe place in my room.) 

747. You bought the Aqua Diary so you could see music videos that haven't
been released where you live.  (I got to see "Roses Are Red", "Doctor Jones",
and "My Oh My".) 

748. You were born to be an Aquafan. 

749. You fly all over the world just to go to their concerts and
listen to them. 
 
750. You die aa an Aqua fan with theirs CDs still clutched in your hand. 

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