You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

751. When you read the horoscopes, you read their horoscopes as well. 

752. When MTV announces that Aqua's going to be in FANatic, you immediately sign up to be the 'FANatic'.

753. You jump with joy if you're a Libra or Gemini coz that's their starsigns.

754. You start copying Tiara by writing Aqua fanfics. *LOL* 
(URL: http://members.tripod.com/~SavageAqua/story1/roses.html) 

755. You mention Aqua in all of your school/work assignments. 

756. You check out your family tree to see if they're related to you. 

757. You get REALLY excited when you managed to make your pal an Aqua fan. 

758. You try to propose to them. 

759. You write a couple of songs and send it to them asking them to include them in the next album. (Hey, it DOES save some of their trouble....*LOL*) 

760. You listen to the song 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies over and over coz it mentions AQUA-man.

761. You decide to become a singer and make Universal Music/MCA your record company.

762. When you create your music videos, you get Peder Pederson to be the director.

763. You plead to the Malaysian Censorship Board to lift the ban on 'Barbie Girl'. 

764. You make up some album titles for Aqua and send it to them. 

765. You email them everyday asking them if they need a backup band or singer.

766. You get EVERYONE in the whole world to request for Aqua 10 zillion times anywhere anytime.

767. You send so many Aqua requests to MTV that they endup winning the 'Viewer's Choice' - or whatever that award is called - at the MTV Awards. (It's given out to bands with the most requests) 

768. You play EVERY Aqua song in reverse to see if there are any secret messages inside.

769. You look for them in ICQ. 

770. You can instantly tell if the new song on the radio is from Aqua or not even though they haven't mentioned the performer. 

771. You like Aaron Carter coz he said that Aqua's cool! Yay! 

772. You bug every movie producer in the world and tell them to include Aqua in their cast.

773. All - or most - of the Aqua news on the radio were reported by you. 

774. You try to be their match-maker, especially Lene. (Read that fanfic up there to see my effort....*LOL*) 

775. You're glad that Rene didn't become a chef. 

776. When somenoe you know has a baby, you immediately start giving the baby
lessons on Aqua and stuff loads of their CDs in the crib so the baby
becomes an Aquafan. 

777. You buy all of thier singles & the bubbles mix as well as the album just so that you can listen to them over and over and over again and say,
"Yes!!! I am obsessed with Aqua!" 

778. You watch Jerry Springer every day because you notice that one of the
guys who works for him looks a lot like Rene.  (true story) 

779. whenever you see someone you don't know, you wonder if they like 
Aqua. 

780. When it rains you call out "Fall down apon me pearls of Aqua!" no 
matter how many people are around. I have had many strange looks. 

781. You worship Aqua like gods 

782. You have nicknamed your bedroom "The Aquarium" 

783. You think it's really cute that Lene has a beagle called Doctor 
Jones. 

784. You named a calf Aquarius. You named a chicken Aqua. The next pets you get will be called Candyman, Barbie Girl, Doctor Jones, Operator or Adidadidmud. I'm crazy. 

785. You have an Aqua colored pencil case! 

786. You know so much about aqua and are so obsessed that people are 
actualy afraid of you. I'm not kidding either. 

787. Your friend(who doen't like aqua)knows the lyrics to songs and knows 
facts about the band even though she's never head the songs or anything. I've drilled all of this stuff into her. 

788. You had an "Aqua party" on school camp and were made the guest of 
honor!! True story! 

789. You are really upset cos there are only a few music mags in Australia 
and only 1 has ever had Aqua on the front cover! And it was just the 
one issue! This country needs to get Aquarised! 

790. You take any bad comments about Aqua personally. 

791. You have loved Aqua eversince you head a tiny portion of Aqua on the 
radio aat school. Now you are obsessed and considered a freak. You 
bet I am!!! 

792. You will accept any poster, sticker ect. from anybody, even if you 
already have it. 

793. You are sooo annoyed cos you were on an 8 week school camp when Aqua 
was in Australia and so you misse them. They were on TV and 
everything! *sob* 

794. You can't stand anyone comparing Aqua to other bands cos Aqua is a 
million times better n any of em! 

795. A girl at school has started calling you Aqua Queen even though your 
name is Bubbles the Aqua-freak. 

796. You have a plan to go to Denmark and meet, go out with and eventually
marry one of the members. (Søren!!) 

797. You are really annoyed cos you can't find Bløvstod on a map of
Denmark(and you can't find Allerød either, which is it's new name).
Bløvstrod is Søren's birthplace for those who don't know. 

798. Yet another friend bought you the Turn Back Time single for your 
birthday even though she knew the risks of you already having it. 
Which you do. so now you have a copy of Turn Back Time that 
has never been played! 

799. You have over 250 pix of aqua on your laptop. As well as loads of 
sound, text and movie files. True story! 

800. You are so bad in french that on every test you write "J'adore Aqua!" 
all over it instad of the answers. 

801. During a french lesson you got so bored you started translating Happy 
Boys and Girls: 

Content garcons et content fils volont etre 
(Happy boys and happy girls will be)
Nous pas content garcons et fils
(We are the happy boys and girls)
Content garcons et content fils volont etre 
(Happy boys and happy girls will be)
Ainsi content oueah
(So happy yeah)
Ainsi j'aime ainsi content oueah
(So I'm so happy yeah)

So there ya go!



802. Your other best friend who is in England at the moment has bought you 
a CD, a book and heaps of magazines with Aqua articles in them for 
you. 

803. You can't understand why everyone you know likes grunge or heavy 
metal and not Aqua. 

804. You love one magazine cos they always have a poster or article on 
aqua. But you hate the other one cos they hardly ever have anything 
on aqua and if they do it's putting them down. 

805. If you have printed all of theses pix and stuck them in your school 
diary as well as magazine pix and lyrics ect. So many that there are 
several weeks of the year in which it is impossible to write 
anything. I also have "presented in Aquascope" on the front page. 

806. You are the only person in your whole school of over 2000 students 
who is totally into aqua. True story! 

807. You wrote a really nasty letter to a magazine because they said that 
aqua is full of daggy guys that don't do much. The guys are not daggy 
and they do LOADS!!!!! 

808. You have bought a whole magazine for one tiny picture of aqua. 

809. You were really annoyed because your TV guide doesn't say what's in 
each episode of Ricky Lake and so you missed the Aqua episode! But 
luckily your best friend was watching it and taped it for you and 
then copied it on to your video! She's so nice!  

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