Tokyo Cow is now accepting submissions for our next issue, The Tokyo Hermaphrodite. We are looking for articles, short fiction, poetry, commentary on films, music, art, cartoons, or just plain bitching (about damn near anything) in either English or Japanese. We can't pay you, but we can assure you that your work will be consumed and enjoyed at tables, and on the toilet seats of many a Gaijin haunt far and wee! With the possible exception of Ro-dung-heap, or we shall refer to it by its Native American name, Six Trees, where it would be lost upon the illiterate populace who spell Gas Panic "S-K-O-O-L".

Japanese submissions will be translated into English, unless of course they are written in English by a person who happens to be Japanese, in which case we wouldn't really have to do that. I mean, God forbid, it's not like we're trying to market Trainspotting or Mad Max to an American audience. So just send us your stuff and we'll see that it gets to our Dark Lord and Master.