Introducing the staff of The Cow-'Will Write For Cud'

Edward Isaac

borrowed 25 cds from his local library recently at 1$ per disc. He bought a pair of cross trainers for 3.50$ from the Salvys and reworked the battery on his 1981 car with some No 8 wire, a pocket knife and a transient he found in Dunedin. He remembers when tinnys used to be 20 bucks and we used to wander around town looking for parties.

Hex Johnson

Born February 1853 during the plague of the following year to a milkman and a housewife, Hex was the 5th son of three. Dispirited with his job at the burger chain, he sold his body to science. Several career moves later, and after a drunken attempt at taxi driving, he was finally locked away into this mental institution from where he writes and draws for Tokyo Cow.

While on vacation with her husband Thurston Howell !!!, Lovey Howell was spirited away for what she thought would be a three hour tour. Although the mate was a mighty sailor man and the skipper brave and true, Lovey was washed ashore at a cheap English school.

Driven out of the country side by another Japanese roading project, rejected by NOVA, GABA, and JET for using excessive Japanese in the classroom, Ms. J. Mole

J. Riga

After his parents were gunned down in the street by a vicious "gunman," Bruce Wayne was left with a multi billion dollar fortune and a burning desire for revenge. For years he trained his body and his mind, became a superior athlete,a warrior, and a master scientist, but he needed a secret identity,and a symbol, something that would strike terror into the hearts of evil men. Then one night while visiting one of the Wayne family dairy farms,he heard it, a sound so low, and dark that he knew it was fate. Mooooooooooooooo! Were it not for that night, and a few naughty milk maids, Gotham city would never have known Cowman!

Born to an Amazon Queen on Paradise Island, an Island of All Women, Diana Prince woke up one morning and thought "Why should I go fight crime in America when I'm surrounded by hotties?" Thus Wonder Woman was not born, which is why they had to get Cathy Lee Crosby and Linda Carter to play her in both the ill fated pilot and the long running hit TV series. The real Diana Prince opened a dairy on Paradise Island.