The first episode introduced us to Hiroe, the physically perfect 17 year old who, for nobody knows why, just can't hit the 'G' spot for the life of her. With the help of a gypsy, a big tentacled super computer, her boyfriend Sumio, her sister Mayaka, her mother Yayoi and a toy box worth of dildos, vibrators, strap-ons, riding crops and leather underwear, she tried valiantly (while we watched) to drop the big 'O'. In the end it was an ancient sex trick handed down by the royal dynasties for centuries (and that Mayaka happened to learn in college...) that did the job: hypnosis. Yep, a little pendulum action and a soft touch later, May had her little sister ridin' the waves and the day was saved for incest once again... and all in under 30 minutes.

Episode 2 brought more dirty hardcore action with 25 minutes of lesbian rape scenes... lots of lesbian rape scenes... way too many lesbian rape scenes... Episode 2 also brought an extra set of subtitles that wanted to make the story a little less blasphemous by making it a blatant point to tell us Mayaka and Yayoi were not in fact related to Hiroe, but were actually her neighbor and landlady respectively... every time the words "sister" or "mother" were used... damn I wish I could've shut off those fucking subtitles. It also had one of the biggest boner killers in my time watching pornographic material, as Yuyoi's apparent bipolarity kicked in and she violently bitch slapped her daughter/tenant/stock broker Hiroe for not saying the word "pussy", then went right back to the dirty deed, smiling like June Cleaver as she filled Hiroe's gotch with 13 inches of wiggling rubber.

Anyway, with all that crap, what can episode 3 hold for us? Well, if the title’s any indicator, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we don't have an animated equivalent of Nekromantik on our hands.

Though I'm unsure as to if episode 2 was supposed to be a continuation of episode 1 or a remake (since the events of episode 1, including the gypsy scene and the hypnosis solution, are never referred back to), episode 3 picks up immediately after the end of part 2: Yuyoi, Mayaka and Takami ("Hiroe's friend and a well-known lesbian"... maybe she used to slurp on Ellen?) are passed out in Hiroe's bedroom after their night of unbridled (and unsuccessful) efforts to get young Hiroe's rocks off. While our heroine sits on her soggy, aromatic bedspread, softly weeping over her continued inability to discover physical fulfillment, a storm brews outside and things start to take on a supernatural vibe when the curtain entangles Hiroe and the title screen jumps in amidst a flash of lightning. Speaking of vibes, when Takami wakes up and goes to start her day off right with a morning trickle, her partners in insertion find her on the bathroom floor with vibrators stuffed in every hole and semen painted on her face… Wait, semen?!

Yep, Takami just found out how nice a real tube steak can feel between her lips (take your pick which pair) and couldn't be happier at the defiling. Hey, sometimes all it takes is the right prick from the right spinning wheel to turn Sleeping Beauty into Bukkake Betty... and just like that last reference, the validity behind it is also pure fantasy.

Leaving Takami in her afterglow, the mother-and-daughters trio take it upon themselves to check the house for a suspected burglar/love god. While scoping the kitchen in their panties (appropriate clothing for burglar searching I'm sure) with their flashlights (uhm, so the light in the bathroom works, but apparently the rest of the house runs off of a different breaker that's currently malfunctioning?!), Hiroe starts putting the moves on Mayaka something fierce. Not exactly a surprise considering what they've shown us so far, right? Well, Hiroe's suddenly changed her tone, asking big sister/neighbor/roommate/tutor/camp counselor Mayaka if she's ever done it with a man, and if she's enjoyed the experience... then starts offering to give her the best bout of man love she's ever had... even though she's not a man... I smell a phantom rapist... and he hasn't washed since death either... smells like armpits, ass and feet... yep, a bevy of moldy body parts... that reminds me, we need more Plug-Ins™ back in the Underworld... acres and acres of Plug-Ins™...

When Mayaka tells Hiroe this isn't the time or place to be pawing each other and talking about the exchange of meat and gravy, Hiroe finally gets fed up with being denied and bitch slaps sis to the floor, then sticks her dick in May's mouth... yes, she's grown a dick... we have a possession... the kind that includes metaphysical transformation obviously.

Though she resists, this being a male fantasy given flesh (or at least flesh colored illustration), Mayaka's soon overcome by the sheer glory of Hiroe's new phallus, having been so long since she's had something other than limp vienna sausages on her tongue, and is more than happy to start massaging her tonsils with her tranny sibling's tip... because, as always, women enjoy getting raped, which is about as realistic a concept as young women being possessed by horny ghosts... hence why it's all in a cartoon... or a Roger Corman flick.

Obviously our haunted heroine's inability to feel the spark in her pouch doesn't translate to the specter's pecker, cuz he/she has no problem making a sperm bank deposit in May's maw before busting a ball in big sister's 7-11 (you know, cuz that girl’s gash is open 24 hours a day). Mom interrupts the kitchen floor porn show and ties the possessed Hiroe up with her whip when she notices her youngest's new endowment. In need of spiritual professionalism, mommy makes a call to the local 24 hour medium (i.e. sexy psychic girl), who promptly stops by decked head-to-toe in a leather ensemble from the Heidi Fleiss collection.

She arrive to find Hiroe firing man chowder non-stop around the room, beating like there's no tomorrow. Psychic woman Mia decides that the reason the phantasm's taken his interest in Hiroe is from her desperation to experience orgasm, making her the perfectly receptive target. From his claims, the only way the ghoul intends to leave is after he's spread every pair of legs in the house and made up for all the time his dick's lost since his kicking of the proverbial bucket. Mia's solution? Shock treatment... and not that boring sequel to Rocky Horror either.

No, Mia's method is a prompt titty fuck on Hiroe's new kickstand, followed by the startling revelation that Mia's actually a hermaphrodite... and when she pops out that 15 inch jimmy stick? The ghost goes ballistic, the homophobia kicks into high gear and our female fellatio force is soon under supernatural assault from all manner of flying dildos, love dolls and stuffed animals with strap-ons... If question marks and exclamation points could suffice as a sentence, that's all you'd see for the rest of this review...

Takami and Mayaka are soon defeated, fallen to the inflated passions of Hiroe's blow-up man and his unstoppable afro of love. Unwilling to go down without a fight (or a gratuitous hermaphrodite sex sequence), sexy psychic hermaphrodite dominatrix hooker Mia challenges Hiroe and her ectoplasmic tenant to a screw off... just like last time between Takami and Mayaka... only this time the dick's for real. Evil Hiroe seems to have something up her (meat) sleeve, but Mia and Yuyoi give her a little surprise when Yu jams a supercharged vibrator into her brown-eye, swallowing her in electricity and expelling the restless spirit right out of Hiroe in an ultra orgasm.

No longer allowed in young Hiroe's shell, the phantom rapist's soul is exorcised by the super swingin' psychic girl/man into the wandering love doll in the next room. With her masculine side back in check, the unconscious Hiroe's man shaft quickly fades, while the doll is sent to the curb to be picked up by the local garbage men, never to bother girls again because, as Mai puts it, "he's found a new ecstasy". Remember that ladies, the next time you're haunted by a pervert's eternally sleazy spirit, sodomize him with electricity, because men in these situations like to be raped just as much as women and a quick jolt of rectal charge will turn the phantom gay so he'll never bother you again... which holds about as much merit to it as the rest of the episode, so why not.

Sure enough local incidents of male-on-male rape take a sharp increase and blow-up doll attacks take an alarming rise from zero incidents in history to one incident... well, two if you count Sick-O-Pathics. As for the ladies? They're still violating each other with leather whips and rubber dicks, and little miss Hiroe still can't seem to reach that "Big 'O'" plateau. Too bad for her too, cuz this mini-series is over and it looks like she's eternally damned to fall short of fulfillment... does this mean all those years of bored looks and badly acted shouts of "Oh God! Yes! Give it to me Anubis! You're so good!" in an effort to make me feel better weren't entirely my fault?... yeah, I know, just tryin' to save face in case any of my ex-girlfriends are reading this and hoping they might actually become convinced it's their fault for all those years of stumbles in the bedroom.

In comparison to the first two episodes, how does this final episode stand up? Well, what exactly am I supposed to base this decision on? Did I find it funnier, better animated, more engaging, better written or more arousing than either of the other two? Okay, simple solution to a simple problem: we'll go down that laundry list of elements and do a little compare and contrast.