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F3 Part II
(1995)

Reviewed By Anubis

Genre: Lesbo Hentai Rape "Comedy"
Director: Masakazu Akan
Writer: Wan Yan Aguda
Featuring the voices of: Yumi "Tenchi Muyo" Takada
& Arisa "Fist of the North Star" Andô

Origin: Japan

Review______________
When we last left plucky young heroine Hiroe Ogawa, she was about to get into a menage-a-trois of ass slapping lesbian fun with her sister Mayaka and their mother, uhm, Mother. She was a simple 17 year old embroiled in a house of incest. Why? It's not that she was attracted to either of them, it's just that the only way she could reach orgasm was when her sister touched her, thanks to a bout of hypnosis gone wrong when vibrators and strap-ons weren't getting the job done. As for mom, well, I guess she’s just a freaky old lesbo who’s been aching for a chance to be her daughters’ dominatrix, cuz I don’t know what the fuck that’s all about... it's a long story and is better explained in my review for F3: Frantic, Frustrated & Female (insert shameless plug here), which you can check out after my review for F3 Part II right now.

We join Hiroe with her boyfriend Sumio as the two enjoy a relaxing day at a water park... which in a hentai could sound very very bad, but I assure you, it's just an innocent setting of swimming pools and diving boards and water slides and lesbians... wait… huh?... BWAH?!?!

Yeah, that's right, after Sumio mysteriously disappears; Hiroe is confronted by Takami, whom the subtitles describe as, "a friend of Hiroe's and a well known lesbian". With such a disclaimer, it's no surprise when the tight bodied water bunny starts puttin' the moves on her blue-haired amiga, complimenting her on her "sensitive body" and offering to show her pleasures that would blow anything any man could do to her out of the water... bad pun indeed, but I'm working on a limited materials budget here and my writers only gave me about 6 or 7 jokes that even make sense, so I'm gonna be picking my spots for the next few paragraphs.

Those who read my last review should find nothing surprising by Takami's next act, as she drags Hiroe to the bottom of the pool (just like lesbian frogs!), insistent upon gobblin' her clam purse despite her claims that she and Sumio are in the deepest and sincerest of loves... shortly before giving in to the sub aquatic muffet... as opposed to a buffet, you know, because it's a thinly veiled punnuendo... which is a stupid play on the words "pun" and "innuendo"... which means this is already getting far too confusing for a simple hentai originally intended as an outlet for the viewer’s physical exertion not their mental exhaustion, so on we go.

Back at home that night, Hiroe laments on her bed with an oversized pillow over how much she loves Sumio and how cute and adorable he is, despite the fact he still can't make her knees quake like she's been dreaming about. We also get reintroduced to Yayoi, Hiroe's "mom", whom the subtitles now tell us isn't her real mom, but the landlady/substitute mom for Hiroe and Mayaka who are just boarding there while in college... okay, I need somebody to tell me what the uncut original story is and why they waited until now to clear up the whole incest angle, cuz this all sounds like the release studio for this series just got a lot of angry letters from viewers of the first movie who were expecting school girls to be raped by robots and demons, only to be disgusted beyond acceptance to see the girls’ mother imply they were about to engage in a sexual altercation.

Being the man hating dyke she is, Takami shows up at the house with two of her little Pink Gestapo associates, set on turning Hiroe off of guys forever. That's what I hate about lesbians; it's not enough for a girl to be bisexual, because if they have anything to do with men at all they're still traitors to ”the sisterhood”. Hey girls, don't worry, I'm 100% lesbian! Take me into your fertile crescent and accept me! ACCEPT ME DAMN IT!

Anyway, paralyzing our heroine with what I can only construe as the Vulcan clitoral nerve pinch, the trio proceed to poke and probe and pluck and pinch Hiroe like a piece of meat... and they say we're bad. Of course, being a girls-gone-gooey scene, it's not long before the big rubber dick on a belt is brought into play as henchbroad #2 (a.k.a. Suzuki... I shit you not) puts it to Hiroe and Takami shows henchbroad #1 what it's all about. I'm not sure what happens, but for some reason Hiroe agrees to help Takami with some underlying agenda she has involving a blond on a rice burning crotch rocket... which means she drives one of those Japanese motorcycles modeled after Tron, not that she uses a rice fueled vibrator... though that would help cut down on the acres and acres of dead batteries at the bottom of the Pacific...

Allow me to interject here for a second. First off, this lesbian gang rape sequence is a little heavy for my tastes, considering how soft the first F3 was. Granted, Hiroe gives in and it turns out she loves to be raped (right, just like in real life; all women actually want to be the subject of a forced gangbang, just like the porno flicks tell us the reality that crap like “womens' lib” tries to brainwash us into thinking is all lies... right), but three broads jumping another girl, stuffing their hands in her shorts, tearing off her clothes and stuffing rubber cocks into her just kills any kinky innocence the series once had. Also, Takami's love for the chick on the motorcycle's been done before. I've seen it in Tenchi In Tokyo, Revenge Of The Demon Beast and Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2010 already, so I apologize for not being intrigued. I can try to warrant some faux intrigue, but I spent my last few emotion dollars on kicking a kitten earlier, so I'll have to pass. Okay, that's all for now, so back to the story we go, stage left.

In the middle of Takami's daydreaming over the mystery blond, who should barge into the room but Mayaka, no longer considered Hiroe's big sister, but her "neighbor who Hiroe considers like a big sister"… what the fuck.

Somehow the girls are no longer decked out in their leather dominatrix gear and 15" pseudo phalli though, and are instead sitting around in conservative outfits having a tea party... oh, now THAT'S kinky! Hey Mayaka, you want one lump or two? A little cream perhaps or do you prefer to take is black? I could go on for hours, maybe even minutes more, but I'm cold and there are wolves after me, so I'll leave the tea party jokes to you.

Mayaka's appearance prompts Tamaki's conversion into a giggling nit with a schoolgirl crush, as Mayaka (now bumped down to "just a house guest" after being called "a neighbor whom Hiroe considers like a big sister" just seconds earlier) turns out to be the blond ambition on wheels that Tamaki madly adores. Though Mayaka has no idea who the fuck this is pledging her eternal soul to her, she let's Tak come along as they head for the fridge in search of sustenance. I love how May seems completely unfazed by this new broad's declarations of how no man can compare to this dyke on a bike, as she raids the Maytag. But, when Tak starts clutching the boobs and dropping the "L" word, Mayaka reacts by running away, finally asking Hiroe who the fuck this psycho hose-beast is. Hiroe isn't in a position to answer her sister/neighbor/houseguest's query however, as her mouth is firmly locked between the thighs of one of Tak's clam mafia. And the other? Promptly finger probing our heroine's gotch and literally kissing her ass... let me guess where this is going...

The inherent female desire to control all around them kicks in now and it becomes a duel between Mayaka and Takami for alpha female status. Status over what? Why Hiroe's tight blue-haired bod of course. The weapons of this duel? Their own natural bodies. The field of battle? Once again, Hiroe's tight blue-haired bod of course. Yep, first to make the young lass shake, rattle and hum gets to keep her... and here I thought it'd just turn into a 40 minute 5-way of epic proportions.

Hiroe soon finds herself strapped to her bed in an outfit that can only be described as a system of shoestrings, with cheesy porn music filling the air and the distinct look of leather wrapping her friends as the match begins... all of course against her will... quiet Hiroe, you're meat now, just live with it… I know I did.

First up is Takami, whose magic fingers have never failed her in bringing a broad to the brink. While her efforts are falling flat on her intended target, they are peaking the interests of the competition, as Mayaka starts exploring her own grand canyon on the sidelines. After a bout of failed finger fucking, Tak is sent to the bench so Mayaka can bring out her synthetic kielbasa and take her turn. No simple latex monster like the first episode though, cuz Mayaka's springy shlong is fully automatic this time, complete with vibrating wobble function. Not nearly as familiar with her equipment as she probably should be, May's surprised to find that both ends of her pussy pounder come with the vibrating wobble function, especially when it's she who falls to the floor in ecstasy instead of Hiroe. Afterwards, not one to miss the opportunity to prove how much of a blatant slut she really is, Hiroe soon gobbles on her sister ("remember, though Hiroe calls her sister, Mayaka is actually a lodger")'s phake phallus. Mmmmm, rubber, sweet and chewy like the real thing... not that I'd know... what?!

Apparently the winner due to Mayaka's vulnerable state of afterglow, Takami wastes no time taking her prize and turns our heroine into another of her lesbian cronies toot-sweet. First comes the training though, as we all know the best sexual subservients aren't born, they're made. After munching Tak's muff and watching her brown-eye play passenger on Suzuki's strappy in a mirror, Hiroe finally makes a break for it when Takami focuses her prize winning digits on a Hiroe dp. Though she's caught before she can reach the door, her cries are picked up by mom ("Yayoi is the landlady of the house where Hiroe and the others stay, is that clear enough?"), who's grown bored watching the boob tube downstairs and decides it's time to toss on her best dominatrix gear, strap on her best dildo and head into the lesbian battlefield!

Yayoi/mother/landlady wastes no time handcuffing and raping everyone in the room, screwing them all into submission, including Mayaka and Takami, then everyone sits down for some tea and a frank discussion on what it will take to convince young Hiroe's stupid malfunction genitalia to do the job nature intended... and which no one can seem to achieve... and which Hiroe doesn't even want! But, her cries for an un-assailed vagina fall on deaf ears and instead mom joins in on the festivities, starting with her patented "two hole attack™"... why does everything to do with Japanese animation have to pull a Street Fighter at some point and turn simple things like lesbian 3-ways into complicated "attacks"?

As if things weren't bad enough, we get a curve ball upside the head when Hiroe's inability to say the word "pussy" leads mother/landlady/dominatrix Yayoi to bitch slap her to the floor in a fit of anger that no daughter of hers is going to go around NOT saying the 'p' word. This is a stark break in the mood, which not only confuses me, but would've been even worse had I been greasing pole when it happened. The attack leaves Mayaka and Takami shaking in their hooker heels too, but things are suddenly smoothed over when Yayoi's mood swing ends and the attention goes back to the task at hand: fucking Hiroe. The three go all out in every way possible, but after an entire ladies' night the stamina reserves are nil and the three would-be rapists are left exhausted in bed. As for Hiroe, you guessed it, still no quim quakes, as she's left unfulfilled as ever in the rays of the rising sun. And us? We're left to do as Snoop and just chiiiiiiill, till the next episode...

What the Hell just happened here? Before this I was praising F3 for being a direct-to-the-point-with-a-twist-here-and-there hentai with an innocence, charm and humor that made it watchable and with enough eroticism to pop wood (and likely a nut) over. With episode 2 we lose the innocence, charm and a good piece of the humor due to the fact that every sex scene in this 25 minute span is more or less people raping Hiroe. Sometimes it's not so bad, as she enjoys herself and even asks for more with a weak smile, but when she's being held down, strong armed and forced to watch herself sodomized in a mirror, the charm gets sucked down the crapper, never to be seen again.

I wasn't sure whether to laugh or be disturbed by Yayoi's sudden mass rape introduction either, as she stuffed her rubber boner into every snatch in sight, including her daughter/neighbor/gardener/indentured servant. And what's with the slapping scene?! That just killed the mood all together, sending my boner into the ground with the rest of the night crawlers. I was also having trouble telling if this was meant to be a continuation of episode 1 or a remake-of-sorts. Why? Well, aside from the "extra" subtitles that now have Mayaka as Hiroe's neighbor and Yayoi as her landlady as opposed to being her sister and mother respectively, what happened to May's hypnosis bit? I kept expecting her to pull that little trick during the screwing contest, only to be confused that her touch no longer had the desired effect. There are other things I could elaborate/bitch/question on, like why the writers bothered to make the "I love you because your a biker broad" shpiel between Takami and Mayaka, but some queries are better left to those who wish to ask them, not those who feel the need to explain them for no reason... or something.

Final judgment? If you're into lesbians getting rough with each other (and I mean LOTS of lesbians), this will help you scratch that itch, especially if you're into cel chicks. If that shit doesn't catch your attention (or if it's just too much for ya), then you're better off looking for your entertaintment elsewhere.

The Moral of the Story: Lesbians... that's it, just lots of lesbians... lots and lots of lesbians...

Screen Shots______________
Okay, you've just ruined
'80s tag team wrestling for me...

Thanx Mr. Subtitler, I
never would've guessed otherwise.

Hey, better than
a Jaws attack... or sequel.

So, chicks use the
"no" means "yes" defense too?

Lesbians on the loose!
Quick, smother yourself in honey!

And I thought she
ruined things last time
with the riding crop...

Sequel to: F3: Frantic, Frustrated & Female
Sequeled by: F3 Part III: Night Of The Living F3

H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. Rating:
- When it comes to sexual situations at a H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. party, we had to avoid movies like this, where the whole theme was sex or naked women in general. Though it's silly and completely over-the-top, it's also really uncomfortable if you and 6 or 7 other guys suddenly pop wood around each other. It becomes a fight for your life if you happen to be a girl who wandered into a party like this too. If your friends can keep it in their pants, go ahead with this one. If not (and I'm guessing "if not" would apply to 97% of similar parties), stay away.

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: La Blue Girl 3 or Rei-Lan: Orchid Emblem

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