What we have is a Troma release that they didn’t even produce.

Thankfully, the disc has a trailer for the actual film that lets us know exactly what is about to be forced into our eye-bulls. And that would be “shit”.

There are five people waiting for a bus that exchange “horrible” nightmares as they wait for the bus to Hell. Yes. It’s a bus that is going to Hell. And here are the reasons that these people are scheduled for a bus-ride to hell:

1) This chick wanted to practice her swimming and knocked her head on the side of the pool. Some random guy helped her and tried to train her to be a better swimmer. But he’s been dead for five years and she is attacked by a group of people that died in that poop... errr... pool area. What a bitch.

2) A young boy is going on a scout camping trip. The other two scouts are assholes that give him shit for trying to make this a good time. They are accosted by a redneck who is none too happy by the scout trip being in his trapping zone. The scout leader heads off and shows back up naked and bloody and being a total shit. Fuck that little kid for being so stupid!

3) An older woman is lonely and is attracted to the “news guy”. He shows up at her (what looks like a hotel) apartment. But he’s a vampire! And he bites her! And his sister shows up to guard him but …. Jesus fucking kryst! Dumb cunt! You deserve to go to hell!

4) A “normal” looking guy suddenly has the ability to bring back the dead by holding his hands over the obituaries and wishing for them to not be dead. What a dick!

5) A teacher teaches a class about old shit and some students go out and desecrate a burial mound. Some bitch gets possessed and people die. How dare that guy teach kids about old-ass beliefs!

Then they all get on the bus, all the people that tortured them in their dreams are sitting next to them, and the destination flips to “Hell”.

Yeah. They all deserved it.

I thought Hell was reserved for assholes that fucked everyone over! Not people that had bad dreams.

The only attractive woman was the “older-I-lost my husband” chick.

Good god, though! Every one of these stories was pointless! Why did any of these morons deserve to go to Hell? At the very least, they should have gone to Bad-Movie-Hell to see why all of this was pointless.