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The Devil's Rejects
(2005)

Reviewed By Nix Eclipse

Genre: Gruesome "Real Life" Serial Killer Sequel
Director: Rob "Halloween (2007)" Zombie
Writer: see "Director"
Featuring: Sid "Spider Baby" Haig
Bill "Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2" Moseley
Ken "Dawn of the Dead" Foree

Review______________
None of my friends liked House of 1000 Corpses. I can understand that. It’s not really a mainstream kinda horror flick and it’s basically a remake of Texas Chainsaw I and especially II. It was very cartoonish and over the top, but it was a lot of fun.

The Devil‘s Rejects is the exact opposite of HO1KC. Rob Zombie has taken his murderous characters that were so much fun and put them in a deadly serious world.

To kick things off, somehow the police have figured out what the Firefly family has been up to and there is a huge siege on their farmhouse. Otis (the awesome Bill Moseley), Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie) and Mother Firefly (an acceptable replacement for Karen Black being Leslie Easterbrook) put up a good fight, but they are outnumbered. Mother Firefly is captured while Otis and Baby escape to warn Captain Spaulding (crazy-ass Sid Haig) and meet up at a shitty motel in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile Sherriff John Quincy Wydell (William Forsyth) is slowly closing in on them.

Wow. Just … Wow. As I had hoped, Zombie learned from the mistakes he made on HO1KC. It was his first film, so I was more forgiving than others, I suppose. Aside from some signature shots, TDR looks and feels like it was shot by a totally different director. All the colorful, almost playful lighting and set-ups are gone. They’re replaced with harsh, washed out locations. The over the top (dark) humor has been dialed way back and the acting benefits from this more serious approach. Whereas Otis came off as just Chop-Top from TCMII, he's actually frightening in this film. The same for Baby and Spaulding, the fun and games are over, these are some sick fucks that seem like real people. The movie feels like something that could actually happen.

Otis, Baby and Spaulding actually seem like real people, here. And that’s important, since Zombie pulls off what should have been impossible. STUPID-ASS SPOILER ALERT: He brings us three of the most vile, filthy, despicable, evil characters who do atrocious things to innocent people and then makes us, how do I put this….”care” for them. Now, it may not work for everyone, but by the end of this movie you’re supposed to sort of empathize for them. You actually want them to get away with all the terrible things they’ve done. You want them to drive off into the desert and survive. That’s fucking an amazing thing to pull off.

I think what we’re looking at is the modern equivalent of Bonnie and Clyde and, I guess, Joe, or something. I don’t know where Spaulding would fit into that equation.

And there are extended cameos, as well. Cameos are tricky. They can pull a knowledgeable viewer out of a film by making them go “There’s that guy from that other movie I like”. I’m happy to say that Zombie has given these great actors actual characters to play. Danny Trejo’s bounty hunter, Ken Foree’s pimp guy, even Michael Berryman’s simpleton helper. They all feel like a natural part of the story and not simply “Hey folks! Lookee at the cool actor I got to be in my movie!”.

I watched the unrated cut of the film, but I couldn’t really say if it was more bloody or just more intense. This isn’t a gore flick. It’s a raw, almost psychological thriller. I wouldn’t even call it a horror movie. It’s a suspenseful movie in which horrible things happen.

Nix Says: All you Zombie haters that thought HO1KC sucked, you should really give TDR a shot. It might just blow you the fuck away and give you hope for the Halloween remake.

H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. Rating:
- Kick fucking ass! Serious and intense, but still fun.

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