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Freak Out
(2004)

Reviewed By Nix Eclipse

Genre: Psycho Killer Education 101 With Professors Dumbass & Dipshit
Director: Christian "the man with two first names" James
Writers: Dan Palmer "I hardly know her!"
& Christian "still the man with two first names" James
Featuring: James "Evil Aliens" Heathcote
& Dan "still doesn't know her, but I guess he'll have to" Palmer

Review______________
Before I start gushing over another film, I should let you know: This movie was shot with $10. Well, not really, but it’s the equivalent. This is a “no-budget” flick and you need to know that before you get involved. This movie actually took around 4 years to be completed. It’s a work of love and dedication. There’s your warning.

Plot? You want a fucking plot? Jesus, I thought you just wanted blood and titties! Ok, ok. Here ya go: An escaped mental patient is discovered by two slackers who love horror flicks. They decide to train this “Loony” to become a slasher. But he’s a vegetarian and doesn’t like violence. However, he eventually embraces his role as random killer.

Sound retarded? Well, it is! And that’s the whole point of this movie. A killer trained by morons.

I had to watch it a couple of times, but this is one goddamn fucking funny movie. The guy starts out wearing a potato sack and they go ahead and put a hockey mask OVER the potato sack. That’s fucking hilarious.

There’s not much else I can say about this (sorry!), but if you love slasher flicks and horror, in general, then you will most likely love this movie.

Nix Says: Smoke a bowl and/or drink some beer. This is the shit.

H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. Rating:
- This is the ultimate party flick for slasher fans.

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