So, it's Valentine's Day. I spent the day sleeping and watching movies. Yes, I'm definitely single.

I also hit my local Best Buy and picked up Saw II.

I caught the first Saw in the theater and was one of those that thought it was brilliant. I even thought the acting was good. On a second viewing, I could see why some were turned off, but I still believe it's a solid movie.

I approached part 2 with no expectations and an open mind, much as I went into the first.

I hate to say it, but this movie was kinda fucking boring. You'd think that by bringing more characters into a larger setting that there would be more excitement. You'd be wrong. The only good acting and drama come from the two returning characters from the first film. Jigsaw himself and Amanda (the chick with the mouth trap).

Perhaps having the mystery of who and why already out of the way affects this sequel. Perhaps Cube 1,2 and 3 already covered this territory. Perhaps the fact that the script was written as a non-Saw related production has something to do with how "blah" it turned out. Perhaps I could use the word "perhaps" some more.

Here's the deal: A bunch of people are trapped in a building and need to get out, or else they die. Jigsaw has pumped deadly gas into the building and also left clues and antidotes around.

One thing is sticking in my cranium: They got one of the antidotes and noone fucking took it. They didn't even fight over who would get it. What the fuck?

Even if you didn't like the first one, you have to admit that the final theme as Jigsaw revealed himself was pretty damn cool. They re-use that theme toward the end of this film, as well, but it's totally wasted.

Jesus, this movie was so bland I can't even get worked up to really tear it apart. Fuck you, movie! If I don't like you, I want to at least have fun not liking you.