PALINDROMES I WROTE.

Pin strap on leg bad? Dab gel. No parts nip!

Stressed, a nut reviled -- a rat was I!  I saw Tara deliver tuna desserts.

Won't carter snap? No pals slap on pans! Retract now!

I tried a dialog palindrome but the more I add to it, the less sense it makes. Thus, it is less artful with each addition.

Obviously the problem here is that a soldier has not fallen asleep after taps and must go on KP and peel potatoes. I'm not sure which version is the best. Probably the shortest. Others vote for number 3.

1.
"Not asleep, eh? Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir! He peels a ton!"

2.
"Not asleep, eh?"
"Oh, no! Remit!"
"Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir!"
"Ron."
"Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! He peels a ton!"

3.
"Drowsy, medico?"
"Negative. No, reporter."
"Not asleep, eh?"
"Oh, no! Remit!"
"Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir!"
"Ron."
"Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! He peels a ton!"
"Retro! Peron, Evita! Genocide! My sword!"

4.
THIS ONE CHEATS A BIT WITH THE ADDITION OF THE PALINDROMES "STRESSED" AND "REVILED" BUT IT MAKES IT LONGER. I THINK I PREFER #3.
"Drowsy, medico?"
"Negative-- no, reporter."
"Not asleep, eh? Nor stressed?"
"Reviled? Oh, no! Remit!"
"Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir!"
"Ron."
"Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! Deliver Desserts, Ron. He peels a ton!"
"Retro! Peron, Evita! Genocide! My sword!"