• DOING THIS DOES NOT REVEAL ANY CLUES, BUT YOU GET SEVERAL LARGE SPLINTERS IN YOUR TONGUE.

• I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, EVEN THOUGH YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT DOING THIS.

• DOING THIS SEEMS ODD, EVEN FOR SOMEONE FROM SAN FRANCISCO.

• A SHOCKINGLY, SILLY THING TO DO; YOUR TONGUE LOOKS LIKE A BURNT MARSHMELLOW.

• IT TASTES BETTER THAN A BAG OF VOMIT, BUT THAT'S ABOUT ALL YOU CAN SAY.

• DO WHAT?!

• PSYCHIATRIC HELP MAY BE THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEMS.

• TASTES LIKE A FOUR LETTER WORD, AND THE WORD ISN'T GOOD.

• YOU MAKE ME SICK.

• REMIND ME TO NOT LEAVE YOU ALONG WITH THE SILVERWARE.

• DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU DID THIS.