King's Quest IV: The Perils of Rosella I plant these shrubs upon your grave, dear wife, That something on this spot may boast of Life. Shrubs must wither and all earth must rot; Shrubs may revive: but you, thank heaven, will not. Six feet beneath This funeral weath Is laid upon the shelf One Jerry Jones Who dealt in bones And now he's bones himself Beneath this stone, a lump of clay, Lies Uncle Peter Dan'els, Who, early in the month of May Took off his winter flannels. Dr. I. Letsome When people's ill, they come to I, I physics, bleeds and sweats'em; Sometimes they live, Sometimes they die; What's that to I? I Letsome. Here lies the body of Mary Ann Lowder, She burst while drinking a seidlitz powder, Called from this world to heavenly rest, She should have waited till it effervesced. Here I lie with my three daughters, Who died drinking Chelt'nam waters. If we had stuck to Epsom Salt, We should not sleep in this cold vault. Thorp's corpse. 1643 Here lies Newberry Will, His life was finished 'cause he took ill, But none'll miss him, he should've been wiser, 'Tis his own fault, for bein' such a miser. Dentist Brown Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity! John Brown is filling his last cavity. Rebecca Freeland 1598 She drank good ale, good punch and wine And lived to the age of 99 Gold Rush In memory of Elvira Wood Departed this life Nov 2, 1837 Here lies one Wood enclosed in wood. One Wood within another. This outer wood is very good, We cannot praise the other. Mary Lefavour 1797 age 74 Reader pass on and ne'er waste your time, On bad biography and bitter rhyme. For what I am this crump'rous clay insures, And what I was, is no matter of yours. Here lies William Deering 1838 age 49 For me the world hath had its charms And I've embraces them in my arms. Courted its joys and sought its bliss Although I knew the end was this. Here lies an atheist All dressed up and no place to go 1809-1848 Dr. Samuel P. Upton Laid to rest July 1848 Ageg 56 Office Up Stairs Here Lies Lester Moore Four Slugs from a 44 No Les no more (Sega Genesis/Mega Drive:) D & D: Warriors of the Eternal Sun HIS WANDERING EYES SOON CAUSED HIS DEMISE HERE LIES DWIGHT A KNIGHT HE DID SMITE. HERE LIES LOUISE A THIEF SHOULDN'T SNEEZE. MANY LADIES HE CHERISHED AND NOW HE HAS PERISHED. HE QUENCHED HIS THIRST BUT THE WATER WAS CURSED. A THIEF THAT DID FINK HAS BECOME QUITE EXTINCT. HERE LIES POOR MEL HE CAST THE WRONG SPELL. HE BOASTED OF HIS MIGHT BUT DEATH WAS HIS PLIGHT. THIS DWARF WAS MUCH FEARED TILL HE TRIPPED ON HIS BEARD. ERIC WAS GIVEN TO ROAM; ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THIS STONE. HE'S DEAD JIM. HERE LIES TODD HE ANGERED A GOD. THEY CAME, THEY SAW, THEY DIED. THIS SPOT IS RESERVED FOR CASSANDRA/CHRISTOPHER. (2 of player's characters; open graves) Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge Stan's Casual Crosses (tm): For graves that don't need to dress up. Stan's Kozy Krypts (tm) -- A Place to Spend Eternity, Not a Fortune. Here Lie the Gordo Brothers... ...too big for any ship. Let's hope the earth can hold them. Grave of the Unknown Cabin Boy. Grave of the Unknown Drunk Guy We Found Face Down in his Own Vomit in the Beach. Grave of the Unknown Pirate. These spot reserved for our priviledged future customers. Here lies Daredevil Jim McDow. Hand of steel, leg of wood... ...Jim took every risk he could. A life of action--that was Jim's. Too bad he ran out of limbs. No man commanded Jean Louise. Not on land, and not on water. Jean did whatever he did please, Until he kissed the gunner's daughter. There once was a girl named Carrie Who tought that she soon should marry. She went into town And flirted around. She didn't get wed, she got buried. Marco Largo LeGrande Hell on sea or sand. The good news is, he's dead. The bad news is, he bred. The Curse of Monkey Island (MI 3) Your company name here. Tex Venture Free dirt. Miller the Sot Here lies old Miller. He's far past his prime. He drank some weed-killer... ...with a half-twist of lime. Grant's Tomb It's none of your freaking business, who's buried here!